Natalie Portman out-hots Scarlett Johansson

February 20th, 2008 // 131 Comments

Despite my unbridled fury about her meatless footwear, Natalie Portman showed Scarlett Johansson how to look classy as hell at the London premiere of their new film The Other Boleyn Girl. I assume it’s about those little cubes you use to make soup. All my culinary geeks in the house say “Ho!” Wow, I’m retarded. Anyway, here’s a bunch of pics of Natalie looking exceptionally sexy. I only added a few of Scarlett because she looks my date to junior prom – but without the moustache.

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  1. I'm Yer Daddy

    I meant shape over size. SHAPE!

  2. lambman

    Natalie Portman is probably the most beautiful women in the world. Scarlet has amazing tits….so why would Scarlet ever agree to stand next to her without her cleavage fully displayed?

  3. they both seem beauitful, pretty dress, natalie is like a kitten so softy
    and scarlett touch her hip hold her hand , they were like love bird, they look like in love
    as friends, nice kissing as friends.

  4. Juaquin Ingles

    Natalie looks like Winona Ryder about 10 years ago.

  5. fed up

    I thought this was a fun gossip blog–not a place for racist ranting of the inbred.

  6. Anal Fistula

    ye gods, I would fuck the Torah out of Portman…what a piece of ass

  7. La Frascatana

    Seeing these JAPs try to be royalty, reminds me of the ugly stepsister trying to be Cinderella.

  8. they r both beautiful gals, and their kissing pics r found at pinkmingle.com / if u wanna see, u can directly go to visit that site, haha

  9. milk'em

    scarlett looks like a cow imported from the Alps, natalie looks natalie as always- pretty, and pretty talentless.

  10. kellyrocks

    look at the picture–blink fast and you have winona ryder next to kate winslet in the photo shoot Vanity Fair never did, but could’ve, circa Titanic: I could see ‘The Brains and the Beauty’ being the tagline.

    i read through these comments and was thrown for a loop by the ugly places people go.

    truth is that NP went to college and has smaller boobs than SJ; SJ hasn’t gone to college yet and has bigger boobs than NP. there exists the difference to be much-played-up; it creates a dialectic argument.

    both of them are beautiful, talented and in a film created by no small accident and will no doubt be giving interviews/cover stories out the yin despite other films they did that got zero press that i’d guess they enjoyed more. all this media coverage b.s. hearkens back to the golden age of cinema–’let’s all be distracted by celebrity.’

    i dunno–i search for distraction as much as anyone and eye candy via thesuperficial rocks. but i guess i was surprised that people take the time to comment.

    “But I like to think that when something disturbs me that it is important” — Steven Jesse Bernstein.

  11. Umm..it's the scalpel

    Natalie Portman has had major work done- Nose job, lip reduction and maybe something else. Scarlett has had no work done although she needs some tweeking. In the end, if Scarlett had had surgery performed like Natalie, she would outshine Natalie. Most importantly, though, they both SUCK ASS at acting. This movie should be embarrassingly hilarious hahahha

  12. Scarlett looks better

    Scarlett looks better, she just needs to tweek that nose in the same way Natalie HAD A NOSE JOB AND THINNED OUT HER LIPS!

  13. Daddy Jewboy

    Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah.

    Fu-nny! Some people here…mmmmm I can just SMELL the envy!! No matter what the topic- it could be about the importance of using blue gravel in a fishtank- if there’s a Jew involved, there’s always a ‘Jew’ comment. And I love them, seriously! You get to see the trailer trash come out of their little holes and be like ‘hey deez r like skanky jewz omg hitler hitler wheres hitler cuz dats the best insult we kan tink of lolz.’

    But guess what- you just keep sitting in your shit dump you call a living space and seeth, SEETH, my friend, with jealousy, because you just can’t handle that your limited intelligence in life has left you behind in the compost heap. And I’ll sit here and laugh at you because you provide me with entertainment. True, I feel bad, its like laughing at the retarded kid, but you leave me no choice. Anything else? *rubs Jewish monies in your dentally-challenged face*

  14. jimena

    Natalie is so talented, beautiful, smart, classy, sweet… !!! I really admire her. She never speaks out loud, just does her job; never been seen as young “role model” in Hollywood though she should be one, but she always been humble and responsible enough to not get into the spotlight and crave for attention.

  15. Anya

    There are comments here that are definitely NOT relevant to the post and are DEFINITELY inappropriate and even more they are offensive and racist. Please remove them ASAP!

  16. Liz

    Ok Where’s the Nazi guy now, the one that always knocks any woman who’s not Scandinavian blonde/type? Here is a clear example of your Scandinavian girl next to a darker more ethic girl Jewish girl, you can’t deny the obvious, that there is NO comparison or question to which girl is more attractive.

  17. The Dude Abides

    Natalie Portman = plain
    Johansson is at least interesting looking – though not at her best here.
    Portman actually has one of the ugliest smiles in Hollywood.

  18. UNCLE NED

    here’s the scoop as I see it – Scarlett has just lost too much weight, she looks sick or something. I think she’s intimidated by Natalie’s looks, but Scarlett’s got the curves. Too bad the queers who run Hollywood determine the ideal female form, cause if it were up to me, I’d like to see a little more meat on dem bones. BTW, any film released in February is SHIT

  19. Pixie

    I don’t know what you morons are talking about. They both look beautiful. Scarlett has a beautiful face and so does Natalie. Not sure if either has had any work done, but if so, it was done well :-)

  20. patty

    Natalie looks cute, Scarlett’s looks and talent are so overrated, I just do not get her appeal, her acting is cardboard and her body is hot, but her face is just plain.

  21. herbiefrog

    why are we still talkin’ about this ?

    it’s over…

    both ours

  22. piercefan

    part of its definitely the pink lipstick. you always see her in red, so pink makes her look slightly washed out. and what’s with the HAIR?? it looks like she did her hair in a hurricane…

  23. davedafan

    Catching these two talented beauties at a premier and asking to compare photos on who’s hotter is redick…Scarjo has classically beautiful features comparring to a Charlize or M.Monroe.Look at her close ups.Natpor very pretty and sexy kinda like Audry Hepburn when she was young and at her best.Give these beauties a break and write them a part they can really strut their stuff in,and entertain us all. Both can be real on screen….HooRahh.

  24. kim94

    BOTH LOOK GREAT AND TALENTED,
    YOU GUYS DO A REAT JOB TOGETHER
    !!!! I REALLY LIKE THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL !!!!
    YOU BOTH SEEMS LIKE SISTERS , ” IM PROUD OF YOU GUYS”
    !!!GOOD LUCK !!!!

  25. kim94

    BOTH LOOK GREAT AND TALENTED,
    YOU GUYS DO A REAT JOB TOGETHER
    !!!! I REALLY LIKE THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL !!!!
    YOU BOTH SEEMS LIKE SISTERS , ” IM PROUD OF YOU GUYS”
    !!!GOOD LUCK !!!!

  26. kim94

    BOTH LOOK GREAT AND TALENTED,
    YOU GUYS DO A REAT JOB TOGETHER
    !!!! I REALLY LIKE THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL !!!!
    YOU BOTH SEEMS LIKE SISTERS , ” IM PROUD OF YOU GUYS”
    !!!GOOD LUCK !!!!

  27. arroyo

    They’re both beautiful, in completely different ways, with very different body types.

    I mean, Scarlett looks a little frumpy here, but really, you can see that she’s beautiful – even on a bad day. Same with Natalie – even on her bad days, she’s really pretty.

    2 of the most beautiful young women in hollywood …. period.

  28. Spike

    Both of these Boleyn Whores are useful in her own way. After about a minute of Hershlag chirping in my ear, I’d get tired of it and and give it to her from behind like King Henry VIII. As for Johansson, she can go lesbo on Hershlag while I’m giving it to her.

  29. gerald willman

    they are both pretty young ladies bt natali has always been pretttier and my favorite over scarlett ‘= natalie portman rocks !!!!! 11

  30. gerald willman

    they are both pretty young ladies but natalie has always had a much prettier face natalie isa an all-time babe 247 plus natalie porman is cute no matter what the hell she wears NATALE PORTMAN ROCKS !!!!!—–ANND THIS PERSON named above on the comments list named methos must be homosexual!

  31. gerald willman

    natalie is simply beautiful -pretty and cute its that simple any body who disagrees is a very bitter jealos person!!

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