Despite my unbridled fury about her meatless footwear, Natalie Portman showed Scarlett Johansson how to look classy as hell at the London premiere of their new film The Other Boleyn Girl. I assume it’s about those little cubes you use to make soup. All my culinary geeks in the house say “Ho!” Wow, I’m retarded. Anyway, here’s a bunch of pics of Natalie looking exceptionally sexy. I only added a few of Scarlett because she looks my date to junior prom – but without the moustache.
Photos: Getty Images
Methos | February 20, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Both overated skinny chicks…
Geoff | February 20, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Natalie by a mile…
deaconjones | February 20, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Scarlett looks like shit
deaconjones | February 20, 2008 at 1:25 pm
first you fucking losers. what? I’m the loser? who dat sayin dat ho?
Erica | February 20, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Scarlett Johansson is frumpy lately.
Anyone can out hot her.
But Natalie is quite gorgeous.
kitty_kat | February 20, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Its true. Natalie looks so much better!
Tapeworm | February 20, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Johansson has some eye-wonk going on in that first photo.
zzz | February 20, 2008 at 1:26 pm
zzz
deaconjones | February 20, 2008 at 1:26 pm
first you fucking losers. what? I’m the loser? who dat sayin dat ho?
deaconjones | February 20, 2008 at 1:26 pm
first you fucking losers. what? I’m the loser? who dat sayin dat ho?
combustion8 | February 20, 2008 at 1:27 pm
**NEWSFLASH**
scarlett johansson is very average looking.
SWEET MAMA | February 20, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Scarlett O Granny
SWEET MAMA | February 20, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Scarlett O Granny
Tim | February 20, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Id jerk off over both their faces…
Jeezy | February 20, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Does Scarlett have a weird brightly coloured tattoo on her arm or is that just some sticker or something?
lidiya | February 20, 2008 at 1:29 pm
scarjo has a neat-looking tattoo, maybe.
Samuel L. J. | February 20, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking Jews on this motherfucking site!
Erica | February 20, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Scarlett Johansson is frumpy lately.
Anyone can out hot her.
But Natalie is quite gorgeous.
lipper | February 20, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I swear, I think I saw that silver dress on project runway. And it LOST!
They DO have stylist, so why don’t they use them? Hello?
If you are upstaged by anorexic Nat, that’s pretty bad. I like that Scarlette isn’t so skinny, but she just looks frumpy! Nat’s corset is hot, love it!
coco | February 20, 2008 at 1:41 pm
probably two of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. I cant wait to see their movie.
I especially love scarlett and think she looks stunning here and always. I wish more people could appreciate beauty when they see it.
Bemused | February 20, 2008 at 1:41 pm
It’s the Harvard degree that does it: Natalie looks gorgeous and smart fun as hell while Scarlett looks as if she could use an espresso to wake up and cut down on the glazed doughnuts for her next Obama video.
RichPort | February 20, 2008 at 1:42 pm
This is like a before and after puberty picture.
deacon jones | February 20, 2008 at 1:43 pm
She looks like she dipped her head in a mound of coke, like that dude at the party in Crocodile Dundee
Actress Archives | February 20, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Weird! I can’t believe Scarlett looks this bad! Drugs? Illness? Here’s a picture of her from just a few months ago and she looks HOTTTT!!! wtf happened?
Harry Ballzack | February 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm
DAMN !!
No spammers yet ?
Who am I going to make fun of now ?
I can’t dis either one these fine ladies……… wait …….
Nah I got nuthin ………..
moobs | February 20, 2008 at 1:53 pm
looks like a couple of elves to me.
ooompa looompa
Karen | February 20, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Wow, Natalie’s mom is holding up pretty well!
Cap'n Pickles | February 20, 2008 at 1:58 pm
It’s the blonde’s dress. she usually has her titties hangin’ out. Without that, we are forced to deal with the face.
Uncle Eccoli | February 20, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Fuck that elitist twat.
Racer X | February 20, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Scarlett is waay better.
/plus she has DSLs
sara | February 20, 2008 at 2:04 pm
natalie looks hotter because.. she is hotter.
angela | February 20, 2008 at 2:08 pm
scarlett should have done the photoshoot for marilyn monroe instead of that skank lindsay
will | February 20, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I can’t believe it….no FRIST!!!! dumbfucks OR spammers….
deaconjones | February 20, 2008 at 2:09 pm
i’d screw nat in the butt while scarlette played with my butthole.
Shazamm | February 20, 2008 at 2:11 pm
They are both cute/pretty enough, but sickeningly overrated in the acting/ intelligence/ “importance” department. Don’t understand why everyone worships at their altars, they’re really no different than Alba or Biel or any of those other chicks. Just two mediocre actresses who think they’re shit doesn’t stink.
Margot | February 20, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Hey Actress Archives-
Fuck you. That is appalling. You are a sick little troll and I find it really irresponsible of you to post such an obscene self-portrait on the internet.
Seriously, though, I hope you accidentally eat poop. You deserve it, you fucking sicko.
Quinn | February 20, 2008 at 2:13 pm
ScarJo looks HIGH googly eyed and pale. Definately into the snort snort
jamile | February 20, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Classy? Portman’s false eyelashes look like they’re about to flap away. It’s like two bats swooped in and landed on her eyelids. Nice dress color though
Chauncey Gardner | February 20, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Uh, of course Portman out-hots Johansson. Portman is a hottie and Johansson is a nottie. Although if you could put Scarlett’s tits on Natalie’s chest, that would be astonishing. But, I’ll take a beautiful face and some itty-bitties over big knockers and a seahorse-face any day of the week.
Auntie Kryst | February 20, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Damnit Fish, where are the pics with them kissing?
Eric | February 20, 2008 at 2:18 pm
They’re just a pair of good-looking, talentless morons. Yawn.
deacon jones | February 20, 2008 at 2:20 pm
@34
Gotcha troll. Next time add the space between my name
Danny McNuggets | February 20, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Wow, me, them and the best 3way ever just flashed before my eyes.
Then I woke up and realized that the hooker I see is way hotter than them. And would cost me less over time.
deacon jones | February 20, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Thanks for the tip faggot.
amma | February 20, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Hmmm…yeah, Scarlett’s dress isn’t as pretty. BUT there is something about Portman that screams “crazy chick.” I dunno what it is–that on-the-verge of manic smile, that crazy grin…Mark my words, she’s gonna be in the news in the next few years for A) Stalking some guy and cutting up his clothes with scissors B) A heavy pill habit or C) Shoplifting. In the end, she’ll end up living with a bunch of cats. Scarlett will just get married and stop wearing make-up, gain a lot of weight but be happy. Mark my words.
D. Richards (Hands.) | February 20, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Scarlett looks like one of those cheap sluts from a Max Hardcore movie: Cheap, cheap make-up, worthless large colored eyes with drug pupils, a less than average bone structure, and an eleven year-old male child’s figure.
I wonder if ol’ Scar drinks piss.
Margot | February 20, 2008 at 2:26 pm
But if we’re posting self-portraits, I’m game – here’s mine.
liz | February 20, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I think they both look really beautiful, but Scarlett has the naturally prettier face. Full stop.
Sam | February 20, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I thought it was Hayden Panettiere who was friends with the dolphins?
nipolian | February 20, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Slap some monster breasts on Nat and she’ll be good to go.