It’s probably not a good sign that even when Natalie Portman looks like a 12-year-old boy I’m still oddly aroused by her. At least if the acting thing doesn’t work out for her she can always fall back on a career as Haley Joel Osment’s stunt double.
That’s the great thing about Natalie Portman., whatever you’re into: men, women, little boys, little girls, we can all agree on one thing:
“That’s hot. I’d hit it.”
I wonder where they’re filming. I’d like to go see Jason Bateman.
Keira Knightley is much prettier.
Wow she’s rockin the side part. That’s bad.
I bet she can fit into most overhead storage bins.Fun!
natalie portman’s my favorite. you guys seen her gangsta video from snl? http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1439_natalieraps.shtml
I really can’t talk shit about her. She seemed really funny on SNL and at least she’s smart and graduated from college. That’s a lot more than anyone can say for many actresses now. She’s a little more liberal than I like, but I like her.
I think Fred Savage is great.
Are you fucking serious? Keira Knightley is a fucking snarled tooth smelly bag-o-bones. Anytime I see her on tv, or on here, I just have the overwhelming feeling that she has a smelly cooter. I wouldn’t fuck her with landman’s cock, or if I even HAD a cock.
what’s a landman’s cock? (i don’t want to ask anyone at work
#26 — that was the funniest fucking clip I have ever fucking seen. SMPL (Shitting My Pants Laughing).
I declare Natalie Portman my new personal hero. Plus, she speaks like 12 languages and her eyebrows are to DIE for.
It’s good to see Will Wheaton getting work after Star Trek….
Look there he is, I found Waldo, they really should make this harder……………
For me she was speaking a 13th language: gobble, gobble, gobble.
she’s looking like a younger prettier ashley judd. natalie’s one of the few celebs i can stomach, which is odd because as a rule i generally hate all vegetarians
We actually shared a religious moment together. She kept screaming “Oh God, don’t stop. Jesus Christ, that’s the spot!”
For those of you who don’t get it, I was fucking her.
Yeah, don’t ask anyone at work, because then they’ll think you’re both a perv and an idiot. Land-Man is this guy with the mentality of a junior high boy who posts on here, and EVERY SINGLE of his posts has to do with how big his dick is. And he changes his mind all the time about how long it is–one day it will be 11″, then 14″, then 17″, and so on and so forth. Just wait. You’ll see.
A “Landman’s Cock” is one that is permanently flaccid, dead
#37 is lying, there’s no such person
I like the hair cut, I think she looks good. I wish I could get away with having short hair.
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