Natalie Portman on Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium set

first?

First ya smurf loving biyatches.

First!

She could be Peter Pan with that hair and shirt! How precious!

Id hit it FIRST!!! with my big Lightsaber…the force is strong in this one

haha all you people got owned

Dammit- see what happens when I actually write something other that “first”.

Huzzah! A good day.

This chick couldn’t be any less feminine if she tried. So is this what guys supposedly like in bed- short hair, no curves, and possibly another penis?

Good actress- but in the looks department I think she forget to line up to get her second X chromosome.

in the 2nd picture the guy seems to be surpirsed by the strange tingling sensation

or maybe she just told him something nasty and made him cry

She looks like a butch version of Tom Cruise.

For those of you who don’t know Mr. Cruise he’s the star of the International *smash* hit MI3
and cock lover extraordinaire.

“P” for “Penis.”

Does anyone not want to see her naked in “The Return of the Professional”?

That would be a great movie.

its not as good as watching Hitler dance http://warnet.ws/humor/4858

Natalie Portman just doesn’t match up to me for being able to pull off the skinny look.

Androgynous-looking actress walks across parking lot: dozens react.

… or “P” for “Pre-pubescent Boy.”

Or “V” for “(where’s my) Vagina?”

Seeing that pic bring me right back to high school. Smokin bones in the parking lot, cutting class.
And seeing females grow tits right before your eyes.

Except in her case her boobs are disappearing in front of our eyes. She looked hotter when she did The Professional, and she was a child.

I know, it’s sick….but true.

I think she is daaaaaaaaaaaamn hot!

I would hit it.

i think she looks good

That’s the great thing about Natalie Portman., whatever you’re into: men, women, little boys, little girls, we can all agree on one thing:
“That’s hot. I’d hit it.”

I wonder where they’re filming. I’d like to go see Jason Bateman.

Keira Knightley is much prettier.

Wow she’s rockin the side part. That’s bad.

I bet she can fit into most overhead storage bins.Fun!

natalie portman’s my favorite. you guys seen her gangsta video from snl? http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1439_natalieraps.shtml

I really can’t talk shit about her. She seemed really funny on SNL and at least she’s smart and graduated from college. That’s a lot more than anyone can say for many actresses now. She’s a little more liberal than I like, but I like her.

I think Fred Savage is great.

#23.

Are you fucking serious? Keira Knightley is a fucking snarled tooth smelly bag-o-bones. Anytime I see her on tv, or on here, I just have the overwhelming feeling that she has a smelly cooter. I wouldn’t fuck her with landman’s cock, or if I even HAD a cock.

what’s a landman’s cock? (i don’t want to ask anyone at work

#26 — that was the funniest fucking clip I have ever fucking seen. SMPL (Shitting My Pants Laughing).

I declare Natalie Portman my new personal hero. Plus, she speaks like 12 languages and her eyebrows are to DIE for.

It’s good to see Will Wheaton getting work after Star Trek….

Look there he is, I found Waldo, they really should make this harder……………

For me she was speaking a 13th language: gobble, gobble, gobble.

she’s looking like a younger prettier ashley judd. natalie’s one of the few celebs i can stomach, which is odd because as a rule i generally hate all vegetarians

We actually shared a religious moment together. She kept screaming “Oh God, don’t stop. Jesus Christ, that’s the spot!”

For those of you who don’t get it, I was fucking her.

#30
Yeah, don’t ask anyone at work, because then they’ll think you’re both a perv and an idiot. Land-Man is this guy with the mentality of a junior high boy who posts on here, and EVERY SINGLE of his posts has to do with how big his dick is. And he changes his mind all the time about how long it is–one day it will be 11″, then 14″, then 17″, and so on and so forth. Just wait. You’ll see.

A “Landman’s Cock” is one that is permanently flaccid, dead

#37 is lying, there’s no such person

I like the hair cut, I think she looks good. I wish I could get away with having short hair.

#39
Huh?

I’d hit it, but probably wouldn’t even count it. Unless it was some freaky scat fucking. Then I’d sell the DVD to mamacita.

This kid’s a great actor he played the part of Obi Wan Kenobi on the Star Wars prequels. The movies sucked but his performance was notable nonetheless.

#28, lmao with your comment. She was attractive in that movie where she lives in Wal-Mart. Ashley Judd was in it too. She has potential.

weird thing about cocks: this guy in college used to try and sleep with EVERYbody. it wasn’t long (a few months?) before he was successful and we got reports from various girls about how unusually small he was. (apparently not even 4 inches.) why would someone with a small willy be constantly sharing it with the world?

usually the people who talk about it most (size, ability, desire) are the ones most lacking.

Unlike BigJim. I believe it when he says that he’s 7″(?), when he could have lied and said it was like 9″, since all the girls were drooling over the picture of him in a towel, and would have been more likely to believe an exaggeration.

Yeah, she’s really a little boy.

That was poetic lambananas. I can almost smell the smoke from your overworked brain.

She’s just really little…and has short hair and looks like a 12 year old boy. Oh well, what can you do?!

I’m tired of being what you want me to be,
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface….