It’s probably not a good sign that even when Natalie Portman looks like a 12-year-old boy I’m still oddly aroused by her. At least if the acting thing doesn’t work out for her she can always fall back on a career as Haley Joel Osment’s stunt double.
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Celeb_Hater | May 10, 2006 at 8:31 am
first?
Sheva | May 10, 2006 at 8:31 am
First ya smurf loving biyatches.
Vampyreska | May 10, 2006 at 8:31 am
First!
She could be Peter Pan with that hair and shirt! How precious!
-= ChebyratoR =- | May 10, 2006 at 8:31 am
Id hit it FIRST!!! with my big Lightsaber…the force is strong in this one
-= ChebyratoR =- | May 10, 2006 at 8:32 am
haha all you people got owned
Vampyreska | May 10, 2006 at 8:32 am
Dammit- see what happens when I actually write something other that “first”.
Celeb_Hater | May 10, 2006 at 8:34 am
Huzzah! A good day.
This chick couldn’t be any less feminine if she tried. So is this what guys supposedly like in bed- short hair, no curves, and possibly another penis?
Good actress- but in the looks department I think she forget to line up to get her second X chromosome.
-= ChebyratoR =- | May 10, 2006 at 8:35 am
in the 2nd picture the guy seems to be surpirsed by the strange tingling sensation
or maybe she just told him something nasty and made him cry
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2006 at 8:38 am
She looks like a butch version of Tom Cruise.
For those of you who don’t know Mr. Cruise he’s the star of the International *smash* hit MI3
and cock lover extraordinaire.
PeteMcLochness | May 10, 2006 at 8:42 am
“P” for “Penis.”
gsprescueguy | May 10, 2006 at 8:44 am
Does anyone not want to see her naked in “The Return of the Professional”?
That would be a great movie.
-= ChebyratoR =- | May 10, 2006 at 8:46 am
its not as good as watching Hitler dance http://warnet.ws/humor/4858
Lindsay Lohan | May 10, 2006 at 8:48 am
Natalie Portman just doesn’t match up to me for being able to pull off the skinny look.
Dr.Rokter | May 10, 2006 at 8:49 am
Androgynous-looking actress walks across parking lot: dozens react.
sweetcheeks | May 10, 2006 at 8:49 am
… or “P” for “Pre-pubescent Boy.”
Or “V” for “(where’s my) Vagina?”
Spacedog | May 10, 2006 at 9:09 am
Seeing that pic bring me right back to high school. Smokin bones in the parking lot, cutting class.
And seeing females grow tits right before your eyes.
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2006 at 9:13 am
Except in her case her boobs are disappearing in front of our eyes. She looked hotter when she did The Professional, and she was a child.
I know, it’s sick….but true.
Keka | May 10, 2006 at 9:28 am
I think she is daaaaaaaaaaaamn hot!
Proteon | May 10, 2006 at 9:47 am
I would hit it.
suzy | May 10, 2006 at 9:57 am
i think she looks good
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 10, 2006 at 10:04 am
That’s the great thing about Natalie Portman., whatever you’re into: men, women, little boys, little girls, we can all agree on one thing:
“That’s hot. I’d hit it.”
mags | May 10, 2006 at 10:08 am
I wonder where they’re filming. I’d like to go see Jason Bateman.
86 | May 10, 2006 at 10:18 am
Keira Knightley is much prettier.
nichole | May 10, 2006 at 10:26 am
Wow she’s rockin the side part. That’s bad.
delicious_dysfunktion | May 10, 2006 at 10:27 am
I bet she can fit into most overhead storage bins.Fun!
hurley | May 10, 2006 at 10:27 am
natalie portman’s my favorite. you guys seen her gangsta video from snl? http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1439_natalieraps.shtml
Jacq | May 10, 2006 at 10:37 am
I really can’t talk shit about her. She seemed really funny on SNL and at least she’s smart and graduated from college. That’s a lot more than anyone can say for many actresses now. She’s a little more liberal than I like, but I like her.
PapaHotNuts | May 10, 2006 at 10:39 am
I think Fred Savage is great.
Errrika | May 10, 2006 at 10:40 am
#23.
Are you fucking serious? Keira Knightley is a fucking snarled tooth smelly bag-o-bones. Anytime I see her on tv, or on here, I just have the overwhelming feeling that she has a smelly cooter. I wouldn’t fuck her with landman’s cock, or if I even HAD a cock.
hurley | May 10, 2006 at 10:53 am
what’s a landman’s cock? (i don’t want to ask anyone at work
sweetcheeks | May 10, 2006 at 10:58 am
#26 — that was the funniest fucking clip I have ever fucking seen. SMPL (Shitting My Pants Laughing).
I declare Natalie Portman my new personal hero. Plus, she speaks like 12 languages and her eyebrows are to DIE for.
xavierh | May 10, 2006 at 11:13 am
It’s good to see Will Wheaton getting work after Star Trek….
Italian Stallion | May 10, 2006 at 11:13 am
Look there he is, I found Waldo, they really should make this harder……………
BigJim | May 10, 2006 at 11:20 am
For me she was speaking a 13th language: gobble, gobble, gobble.
Fisher55 | May 10, 2006 at 11:24 am
she’s looking like a younger prettier ashley judd. natalie’s one of the few celebs i can stomach, which is odd because as a rule i generally hate all vegetarians
PapaHotNuts | May 10, 2006 at 11:26 am
We actually shared a religious moment together. She kept screaming “Oh God, don’t stop. Jesus Christ, that’s the spot!”
For those of you who don’t get it, I was fucking her.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 10, 2006 at 11:40 am
#30
Yeah, don’t ask anyone at work, because then they’ll think you’re both a perv and an idiot. Land-Man is this guy with the mentality of a junior high boy who posts on here, and EVERY SINGLE of his posts has to do with how big his dick is. And he changes his mind all the time about how long it is–one day it will be 11″, then 14″, then 17″, and so on and so forth. Just wait. You’ll see.
Fisher55 | May 10, 2006 at 11:42 am
A “Landman’s Cock” is one that is permanently flaccid, dead
Fisher55 | May 10, 2006 at 11:43 am
#37 is lying, there’s no such person
angryandparanoid | May 10, 2006 at 11:47 am
I like the hair cut, I think she looks good. I wish I could get away with having short hair.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 10, 2006 at 12:08 pm
#39
Huh?
Gerald Tarrant | May 10, 2006 at 12:08 pm
I’d hit it, but probably wouldn’t even count it. Unless it was some freaky scat fucking. Then I’d sell the DVD to mamacita.
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2006 at 12:19 pm
This kid’s a great actor he played the part of Obi Wan Kenobi on the Star Wars prequels. The movies sucked but his performance was notable nonetheless.
Mr. Fritz | May 10, 2006 at 12:28 pm
#28, lmao with your comment. She was attractive in that movie where she lives in Wal-Mart. Ashley Judd was in it too. She has potential.
hurley | May 10, 2006 at 12:28 pm
weird thing about cocks: this guy in college used to try and sleep with EVERYbody. it wasn’t long (a few months?) before he was successful and we got reports from various girls about how unusually small he was. (apparently not even 4 inches.) why would someone with a small willy be constantly sharing it with the world?
usually the people who talk about it most (size, ability, desire) are the ones most lacking.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 10, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Unlike BigJim. I believe it when he says that he’s 7″(?), when he could have lied and said it was like 9″, since all the girls were drooling over the picture of him in a towel, and would have been more likely to believe an exaggeration.
Iambananas | May 10, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Yeah, she’s really a little boy.
Errrika | May 10, 2006 at 12:54 pm
That was poetic lambananas. I can almost smell the smoke from your overworked brain.
gogoboots | May 10, 2006 at 12:59 pm
She’s just really little…and has short hair and looks like a 12 year old boy. Oh well, what can you do?!
MeganHarris | May 10, 2006 at 2:18 pm
I’m tired of being what you want me to be,
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface….