It’s probably not a good sign that even when Natalie Portman looks like a 12-year-old boy I’m still oddly aroused by her. At least if the acting thing doesn’t work out for her she can always fall back on a career as Haley Joel Osment’s stunt double.
First ya smurf loving biyatches.
She could be Peter Pan with that hair and shirt! How precious!
Id hit it FIRST!!! with my big Lightsaber…the force is strong in this one
haha all you people got owned
Dammit- see what happens when I actually write something other that “first”.
Huzzah! A good day.
This chick couldn’t be any less feminine if she tried. So is this what guys supposedly like in bed- short hair, no curves, and possibly another penis?
Good actress- but in the looks department I think she forget to line up to get her second X chromosome.
in the 2nd picture the guy seems to be surpirsed by the strange tingling sensation
or maybe she just told him something nasty and made him cry
She looks like a butch version of Tom Cruise.
For those of you who don’t know Mr. Cruise he’s the star of the International *smash* hit MI3
and cock lover extraordinaire.
“P” for “Penis.”
Does anyone not want to see her naked in “The Return of the Professional”?
That would be a great movie.
its not as good as watching Hitler dance http://warnet.ws/humor/4858
Natalie Portman just doesn’t match up to me for being able to pull off the skinny look.
Androgynous-looking actress walks across parking lot: dozens react.
… or “P” for “Pre-pubescent Boy.”
Or “V” for “(where’s my) Vagina?”
Seeing that pic bring me right back to high school. Smokin bones in the parking lot, cutting class.
And seeing females grow tits right before your eyes.
Except in her case her boobs are disappearing in front of our eyes. She looked hotter when she did The Professional, and she was a child.
I know, it’s sick….but true.
I think she is daaaaaaaaaaaamn hot!
I would hit it.
i think she looks good
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