Natalie Portman is sort of not really nude


You’d think Natalie Portman naked and crying would be a little more entertaining than this, but you’d be wrong. You’d be so wrong. Especially if you thought ‘naked’ meant juggling chainsaws like I did. C’mon, woman, you call that juggling? I’ve seen better juggling at the platypus! I really need to learn what words mean.

Click the image for Natalie Portman’s slightly NSFW nude scene from Goya’s Ghosts.