A nice palette-cleansing story to wash the horrible taste of underage molestation, Steve-O’s heart-shaped groin, chunky Britney pics, and Hasselhoff beatings out of your mouth: Ms. Natalie Portman, fresh off her summer as a Sinead O’Conner impersonator, stepped into a Columbia University classroom on Monday as a stand-in professor for the day.
The cynic in me immediately dismisses this as a publicity-stunt-disguised-as-a-nice-gesture to get her new movie V for Vendetta in the news, kind of like when Angelina Jolie adopts a bunch of kids right before her movies open. On the other hand, it is Natalie Portman, fluent in five languages, degree from Harvard, and perfect in every way. My gut is telling me to go with the latter. As is my penis.
Post a new story, you superficial biyatches!!!!!
Yeah, we need a new story. STAT.
That is the one thing I like about I Watch Stuff! – it updates more often.
I’m sick of these superfish blogs where everyone tries to be smarter than all of the previous bloggers. This thread and the damn Natalie Portman thread piss me off.
I honestly could care less about Madonna’s opinion about American Politics or Natalie Portman’s impressive education.
What really pisses me off is everyone getting all intellectual. I came to this website to be superficial and take my mind off my crazy workday. If I wanted to think I would have visited mensa.org.
This Thread = the damn Madonna story — – sorry too lazy to read it over
This is such a great site. I think this thread has made me laugh more then any other. SUch good funny comments. LOL Way to go Superficial viewers, keep up the good work!
“Posted by jugsgirl on March 9, 2006 01:30 PM
Natalie Portman is smarter me.”
Jugsgirl – it’s “smarter than I.” Here’s your sticker for effort, though. Muah!
LOL – I love you all…you guys/gals always make me laugh…at times even at my own expense. Peace Out!
Fatty Boom-Batty, it’s not that Garden State was a bad movie. It wasn’t. It had some original storyline, a hot hangout scene where dudes hook up with honeys, other than smurf girl.
It just wasn’t good either. And that ending was lame.
As for Patrick of Columbia student claim, take your Zionist rant elsewhere. I hear that leftist tripe is real welcome in Tehran these days.
Don’t buy into much on the Jewish praise thing but there’s no reason to have some smug Ivy League leftists prattle on here.
Communism is dead. Get over it loser.
Oh yeah, and the Rosenbergs were guilty. And Jewish.
#40 says that Tai Tai (#39) had some sort of spelling/grammatical error. Can anyone find it? I can’t.
#73 You asked for it!
“And that includes the main post which I believe should say “palate cleansing” instead of “palette cleansing” unless of course Mr. Superfish has been painting artistic renderings of fat Cheeto-slurping white trash has-beens.”
“But she is not smarter than meeeeeee, bwwwaaahaahaaaa……”
Not that I give a crap, really, but I secretly love proofreading. It’s weird, I know, but it’s also very relaxing. It helps me work out the kinks after a major killing spree.
I’ve said this before, I just think it’s a waste of your very expensive tuition. But if you really think that a Hollywood actor who happened to star in some movie about terrorism actually has anything of much substance to say on the subject…well, then I’m more certain than ever that getting into an Ivy League school is the hardest part.
p.s. Any spelling errors from this state university moron?
Stupid computer!!!! My previous post did have a sentence saying something about how starting a sentence with the conjunctions and/but was improper sentence structure, but my computer spazzed out and totally ruined my smarty pants post. Oh well. Back to reading some useless shit about Paris Hilton and her herpes.
I like reading about slutty dumb chicks with big tits more than booky waifs.
I’m sure natalie is decently smart…of course, let’s not forget… being a MOVIE STAR at like the age of 8 helps with a lot of things
But i’ll still give her credit–at least she’s determined to do well in many different fields in life… unlike those dumbasses la lohan & paris, since we all know that their only determination in life is who to sleep with next
Mamacita, I don’t think that’s the spelling/grammatical error to which #40 is referring. (Good try on your part though). I base my assumption on the inclusion of the sentence “Wow this whole thread is cracking me up. How ironic that it is titled “Natalie Portman is Smarter than You,” and then almost every post that follows has at least one misspelled word or grammatical error.” So it turns out that the sentence is a question without the question mark. Tada!
Now that the great mystery is solved can we please move on to something interesting?
If she is so smart, then she should be able to give a full lecture while i’m banging her doggy style, in front of a full classroom of students.
Lulu, I respectfully disagree about your conclusion. The following is actually a statement and doesn’t look like it was intended to be a question: “Wow this whole thread is cracking me up. How ironic that it is titled “Natalie Portman is Smarter than You,” and then almost every post that follows has at least one misspelled word or grammatical error.”
Perhaps you misread it. Either way, it doesn’t matter. Sadly, we can’t move on to anything more interesting, because all of the stories today suck balls. Hence, we’ve all been reduced to commenting on grammatical errors and misspellings. Hey!!! I used the word hence in a sentence! Yay!
Dr. Laura is NOT NOT NOT Jewish! She converted to Judaism late in life and has a totally WASPish shiksa soul! She’s about as Jewish as Madonna is…pretending to be something doesn’t make it so.
P.S. My comment above was directed at #34.
If Jewishness is just a religion, then anybody can be jewish. Jewishness cannot be a race because so called jews are white, therefore they are caucasian. So i guess what i am saying is that anybody can be jewish.
Actually, being a Jew is not just a religion, it’s also an ethnic group. As are Mexicans (which I am, ooooo, surprise). Mexicans are still considered caucasian; however, they are also considered an ethnic group. That’s what #82 was getting at. You can’t be actually called a Jew unless that’s your ethnic background. Otherwise, you’re just a white person of the Jewish faith.
To the assholes that thought I didn’t know the difference between colleges and universities: STFU. I have heard of “Harvard College” and thought perhaps it was an awesome scam designed by some crappy liberal arts school that just happened to have the same name, as a way to fool people into thinking they were accepted by a good school. Thank you to those who actually clarified.
I get the impression that her speech included the sentence “…and as soon as my payday comes, my boobs will be THIS BIG (motioning). Just me?
Well, when I have misspelling, it’s because I’m so sooper smart that my thoughts race quicker than my fingers and my fingers are quicker than my eyes and that’s why I hit the wrong keys on the board.
I misspell because of my higher intelligence quotient. So there, fucking Natalie “I’m Israeli and have a gorgeous face and a big brain and I don’t even act that well” Portman. Nyah!
My comment about Dr. Laura was in response to the assertion that Natalie Portman is smart because she’s Jewish.
You can choose to be Jewish, but you can’t choose to be smart, right? (Enter: Dr. Laura)
I don’t see what’s the big deal about Portman.
Allegedly very smart, but what has she done with her intelligence? She went to college, WOW, big deal. I went to college too. All I see her doing with her “intelligence” is going around bragging about it and parading her HARVARD degree throughout Hollywood. Is that what intelligence is for? To advertise it and parade it, and shove it down everyone’s throat?
As for Portman’s career, I find her one of the absolute worst actresses to ever grace the silver screen. Absolutely awful. Couldn’t act if her life depended on it.
So there’s Portman’s contradiction: So “intelligent” ,yet doing nothing with her intelligence. And so “devoted” to acting, even though she’s got zero talent. The woman is a complete failure. All she’s got in her favor is the media putting her up on a pedestal and having everyone think she’s the next best thing. I think she’s the next worst thing.
I think she’s more interested in padding her resume and parading it through Hollywood than in pursuing either acting or using her intellect. The woman probably suffers from a severe case of narcissistic personality disorder. Let’s pray for her recovery.
So are catholics an ethnic group? Or just a religion?
I love this girl!
she’s my favorite.
Conjecture and supposition. Let us give her the benefit of doubt. However, there is a difference between being smart… and being wise.
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