Natalie Portman and folk-singer Devendra Banhart are no longer together, according to People:
Portman, 27, began dating Banhart, also 27, after starring in his “Carmensita” video, which was shot last March. A short time later, they took their romance public when they were spotting kissing on the streets of New York and over a sushi dinner at Jewel Bako.
For those of you who missed the video when I posted it back in July, I included it after the jump. Perhaps it will offer some clues as to why these two broke up. You know, besides the obvious reason. (The pubes.)
Photo: Splash News
pubes | September 25, 2008 at 10:52 am
FRIST
ph7 | September 25, 2008 at 10:52 am
Nerds love chicks like this.
Real men don’t.
Diana | September 25, 2008 at 10:53 am
I’m first. Heh!
ButtPadd | September 25, 2008 at 10:53 am
I crap bigger than Natalie Portman!
Signed,
Kim Kardashian
Diana | September 25, 2008 at 10:54 am
Okay, I didn’t make first. I’ll trying again until I do.
rumble grumble gurgle roar | September 25, 2008 at 10:58 am
Grandma, I love you in a salad way.
hahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhah
Conscience_Found | September 25, 2008 at 11:03 am
Pointy faced and intense.
not my bag, baby.
Conscience_Found | September 25, 2008 at 11:03 am
Pointy faced and intense.
not my bag, baby.
Jayfournines | September 25, 2008 at 11:11 am
We nerds LOVE this chick
http://www.cafepress.com/angryrobotwear
jame | September 25, 2008 at 11:11 am
Amazine! My friends told me that she joined a hot club[__"interracialchatting.com"__]a free dating for whites and blacks to find their interracial love.
hef | September 25, 2008 at 11:14 am
She sucked me dry
Ferdinand Narcos | September 25, 2008 at 11:14 am
2-ph7-It’s because you love the penis.
This woman is smokin’.
Rabbi | September 25, 2008 at 11:17 am
he’s a Goy
I'm Obama & I approve | September 25, 2008 at 11:20 am
Sweet!! Another one hits the market.
How do you feel about Oreos, Baby??
After I win this thing, we can do the nasty in the Lincoln Bedroom. Michelle will be off hating America with Farrakahn, so no one will know.
You can pull me down by my huge ears.
CP | September 25, 2008 at 11:20 am
met her and she’s a fake Hollywood bitch. no wonder she can’t keep a man to save her life… she’s an insecure pretentious brat. she should try dating a normal nice guy thats not rich and or famous… might learn something.
^1 | September 25, 2008 at 11:22 am
^Shoking!
Cat | September 25, 2008 at 11:26 am
mmm… she’s single but I wish she was gay! i would show her the ropes if she was curious mmmhmmmmm
freakin’ HOT!!!
mko | September 25, 2008 at 11:31 am
Tiny and no womanly features.
She’s a favorite for guys who like to masturbate to porcelain skin, apparently.
Joe Cat | September 25, 2008 at 11:36 am
Dear Natalie Portman,
I am newly single as well.
Send me your email and I will send you pictures.
LIK | September 25, 2008 at 11:46 am
She’s no doubt beautiful! And I love young lovely girls, I don’t really care about the social norm! sincere and sensual people on __Agelessmate.c om__ care nothing but chemistry! True love and feel right are what they really care!
DJ | September 25, 2008 at 11:58 am
who gives a shit.
Bigheadmike | September 25, 2008 at 11:59 am
She is just about perfect.
Maybe she likes big headed guys…..
lynds | September 25, 2008 at 12:10 pm
oh no, i loved them!
clichewaste | September 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm
this post should be more about how Devendra Banhart is single.
Captain Obvious 22 | September 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Poor Natalie…but its even worse now for the deluded Star Wars geeks who think they’re now back in with a shot.
mamadough | September 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm
why do pedophiles like natalie portman? if you pull back her hair, it’s like fucking a 12 year old boy.
Joe Cat | September 25, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Superficial Writer,
Get that fucking stupid trippy video off of this website and replace it with this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0aw
you fucking fruit.
Ted Kennedy's tumor | September 25, 2008 at 1:19 pm
#26, what’s your point?
hootie | September 25, 2008 at 1:23 pm
#26 how would you know what it’s like to fuck a 12 yr old boy?
garamond | September 25, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Banhart, shmanhart… I’m next!
So Nat, darling, light of my life, fire of my loins, if you’re reading this (and I bet you are), why don’t we, like, ride the arrow of time together for a wee while? I’m a kind-hearted, animal-loving, well-educated, Democrat-voting, sensible yet sensitive guy with a great sense of humor and a serious weakness for smart girls. I’m a smart fellow myself, but without a trace of arrogance, vain without being narcisstic and assertive without being obtrusive. So, once you have had enough of those pretty boys with their pretty opinions and their pretty lives, give me a call whydontcha?
hootie | September 25, 2008 at 1:45 pm
#26 how would you know what it’s like to fuck a 12 yr old boy?
Dr. John Thomas | September 25, 2008 at 1:56 pm
If Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightly had C Cups, they could rule the world.
Marino | September 25, 2008 at 2:03 pm
she needed to upgrade anyway. just because your all indie and hipster friendly doesnt mean you have to date a hobo who likes to show his pubes.
Marino | September 25, 2008 at 2:05 pm
true dat
Spanky | September 25, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I would dry fuck her. The little skinny ones you can manhandle during angry sex. A good pimp slap to finish it off.
Randal | September 25, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I’m sorry to learn that things did not go well between you and Banhart but love is out there for you my dear, so don’t cry for Argentina just yet.
Your role in Paris Je T’aime is the real you, a beautiful young lady becoming herself as a woman.
Randal
RogerF | September 25, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Dr. John Thomas is correct. Both Natalie and Kiera would rule if they had bosoms.
I can’t stop watching this girl’s boobs in this DFT video: http://tinyurl.com/68cumw
danawhite | September 25, 2008 at 4:32 pm
She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a tall basketball player on a tall dating place named: __Tallmingle.com___ ,really?
tc | September 25, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Seriously disappointed at the lack of anti-semitic jokes here.
Al Goldstein | September 25, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I think she’d like my non-kosher meat over his. We all know Hebrew National doesn’t plump when you cook them.
Chauncey Gardner | September 25, 2008 at 6:18 pm
What’s more alarming than nerds who salivate over Portman are the ones who salivate over Ellen Page. Now, THAT looks like a boy.
Chauncey Gardner | September 25, 2008 at 6:23 pm
#39,
What’s the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?
Jews burn longer.
lovecraft | September 25, 2008 at 7:54 pm
It’s nice to see ron jeremy is still getting work. His performance as rajah was the only good thing in that video.
HorribleJudgment | September 25, 2008 at 8:34 pm
The broke up because she woke the fuck up. The guy has shitty fucking music, he’s a fucking fugly weirdo who’s hideous and an idiot, and she figured out she made a fucking fool out of herself in that video. That’s all there is to it. ‘Nuff said.
ah | September 25, 2008 at 9:20 pm
#15 I met her and found her to be a very pleasant girl. Very shy and yes insecure. Very guarded with strangers. Maybe she saw your inner bitch and met it with hers.
Rough Daddy | September 25, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Yuck! Bikinis, breasts, ladies, pussy…how about some more stories of boys like Miley Cyrus’s boyfriend. We know he can’t get it up for her, as much as she wants it. She’s such a little slut!
Sarah Palin | September 25, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Don’t forget, God has a powerful burner designed just for deviant sinners, the unrepentant and goofy people who follow the latest celebrity gossip.
Let’s pray. Those of us in power at state capitals and Washington DC will work tirelessly to ensure that our uniformed servicve members are being sent to do Gods work.
Now, let’s prey.
Rational Rick | September 25, 2008 at 10:42 pm
She is my Gal… and She Belongs to Me.. but hope She feels the Same.. Also About Me….
ROFL !!
XOXO
mmm...lemonheads | September 27, 2008 at 10:45 am
She’s intelligent, and she’s hawt, and now she’s single?
And I’m still stuck with “the stranger”. Life sucks.
herbiefrog | September 27, 2008 at 6:36 pm
we love watching the truth : )
…the truth
[actually we can do it without the "the"
truith
thaere you go... [what ? ]