Natalie Portman is shy, filler

September 26th, 2007 // 110 Comments
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Not much going on today, so here’s Natalie Portman out in New York being shy. I can’t even remember the last time she was on the site. I think it was back in the 1920′s. The site was black and white, and everytime a post went up there’d be a little kid on the corner with a funny hat yelling, “Extra! Extra! Read all about it!”

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  1. 15piecesofflare

    PSI: She’s still making that rookie mistake of buying high heeled sandals in her normal size. With those, you must buy a half a size smaller to ensure correct fit.
    Cheers!

  2. MikeyB

    Thank god she’s never on this site cause she’s a class act. I never knew she had legs! w00t!

  3. Mr. Mondiago

    21, you said that she was sitting by you, but kind of had a bland personality. Do you think that maybe she is a closet intellectual, and was trying to be non-controversial or apolitical?

    Because I did see a PBS interview, and it was impressive the amount of composure and apoliticity she had. I think that’s the veneer (V for Veneer–just kidding), but who is Ms. Portman, really? If you got to know her, is she strongly opinionated? Does she go out in the middle of the night looking for chocolate or dirty magazines?

    Does she have an invisible jet to go with her invisible personhood, or maybe she swims under the waves with the boomers to practice maintaining a small surface profile?

    If she stood in Central Park with a few leaves in each hand, and put her arms up, I don’t think anyone would notice for about a year.

    ps. her clothes are perfectly color coordinated for Fall, whoever picked that outfit probably has a degree in coloriometry–you could split hairs with the precision of that palette. And her hair is just radiant. You know, all those other personal comments are kind of gross, and offensive and vulgar. I don’t think making fun of someone’s faith center is an accurate or pleasant way to advance the conversation. Not one bit.

  4. anonymous

    Plenty of people support the moderates and good people in Israel, and Judaism, and that shouldn’t be made into an issue, with an actor. There’s a huge difference between some right-wing hawk (of most any persuasion) trying to stir up violence, and a gentle, accomplished actor who is trying to represent the nicer side of Judaism, and that reasonable people adhere to that.

  5. johnnydorightly

    hahhahahha- the 1920′s?? oh wait, that’s totally boring and not even funny. Will you please get some new writers? I’m embarrassed that I told my friends that this was a funny site. Seriously, make me look better. This is just lame. I’m going to have to tell everyone I know how much this site sucks just to save face.

  6. johnnydorightly

    hahhahahha- the 1920′s?? oh wait, that’s totally boring and not even funny. Will you please get some new writers? I’m embarrassed that I told my friends that this was a funny site. Seriously, make me look better. This is just lame. I’m going to have to tell everyone I know how much this site sucks just to save face.

  7. FAIL

    Fuck off , Perez faggot

  8. Dog

    thats one pretty face

  9. Hugo G.

    She looks good, for a jew. :)

  10. i am so sorry that her parents didn’t die in the holocaust fuck of jew

    nice greats

    Adolf Hitler

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