Natalie Portman attended the world premiere of her new movie Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium last night in New York. For her outfit she decided to wear a hot pink over-sized T-shirt from the 80s. Hmm, bold move, Natalie Portman. But I have to ask were they all out of high top sneakers and banana clips? No, seriously, you could’ve borrowed a pair of my stone-washed jeans. They’re right over here next to the DeLorean and Tom Selleck. Wow, I should probably stop before I write an entire season of Family Guy in one post. Hey, you, Seth MacFarlane! Stop taking notes. I’ll shove that Knight Rider pen right up your ass. Wait, why did you just smile like that?
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#9 – I agree! And if you’re really good at sweet-talking them, they don’t tell.
man whoever writes the captions for this stuff should really get his candy back from the world so he can quit sounding like a butthurt little bitch
Big head on a little body…I’d rather do Britney…
This movie sponsored by Target much?
Should have worn jorts instead. Obvi.
I agree…the shift is more 60′s then 80′s. I never have anything bad to say about Natalie, but I must comment that her teeth are looking a bit yellow here. It must be the shade of lipstick she chose.
Looks good enough to pork to me.
12- If you don’t mind, go fuck yourself…. that’s all for now..
Yikes!
How in the HELL does the fish dude know about banana clips? Kind of a girl thing.
Let’s not forget about the stirrup pants though. Oh, and who cares? No one in Hollywood knows hot the fuck to dress anymore..
This is making me hostile. I should really get a drink..
dustin hoffman is a drunk. i love it
dustin hoffman is a drunk. i love it
Hey veggi, your troll sucks, I don’t even get what he/she is talking about, do you?
why does she always look like a jew? it’s so annoying.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZBCKowg7IRQ
Check out this video blog, this chick is fucking funny.
I know FRIST. crackheads…..
anyway, stirrup pants! ha! Those were the days.
she looks like walking vomit
#21- he knows about banana clips because of that one dane cook joke. but then, you see, he bashed him earlier today in the kate hudson post. thats how all this shit works out. on the eighth day, god created hypocrisy.
Oh ha-ha dustin is prettier than her..
it would be better with clear gloss, not the pale stuff, not red.
is dustin related to jen aniston?
Author: “Err….hey? Anybody know of a guys name we can use that rhymes with Emporium?”
Retard in corner: “Magorium?”
It’s a shight title for a film but she’s still lovely and I still want to protect her. In bed.
Fat Ass
i like her
Well, whatever, if anyone EVEN tries to force Moon Boots or lace gloves with the fingers cut off on me, I am totally bringing back colonial..
What the hell? I cant post under my regular user name because it says I have posted too many comments. I havent posted in 3 days. Help me Frist!!
-Dawn
celebs can win on this site. This chick is smoking hot……super smart (harvard grad I think), can act her as off, takes risky roles and is sweet as they come.
The unique combination of innocene and sexyness…….I am in love.
If that pink shirt thing ALSO harnesses “Hypercolor” technology, then Natalie Portman tops my Best Dressed list…
Since when is this bitch Oriental? They love dem pink dresses…………
Yup she is sweet.
Dawn, just close your browser and open it again, should be fine.
I think she looks beautiful – as always. Her dress is also not some 80′s fashion statement – it’s trendy and yet not over the top. She looks gorgeous. Quite frankly, the guy who runs this site is a hetero male, what the hell does he know about fashion?
That shirt would’ve looked totally awesome with my parachute pants.
She’s sexy and very smart. You won’t catch her marrying some piece of shit like K-fag. Just a classy gal with her head on tight!!
She is looking more bird-like every day. Soon she will be able to fly.
Don’t care. I think she’s still hot. And, she has a brain. The rarest of combinations for the Hollywood starlet type.
Dustin Hoffman.. That fucking pervert. Trying to taste Natalie like that. You know that Natalie’s young enough to be his great-great-great grand-daughter, don’t ya’? I imagine that Portman could grow a tremendous bush. Huge. But, she’s bald.
Pic 6 – I thought that kid from Growing Pains died from Parkinsons.
I would love to have those legs around me 24/7. Just fantastic.
You looked at those pictures and thought “hmm unattractive?” I am shocked. You’ve suddenly come down with a serious case of either blindness or gay. Either way, I’m sure your pastor will be able to pray you better.
For the love of God, please pick up a Vogue. That’s a Chanel bubble dress and it is VERY of the moment. I don’t care if you don’t care for fashion, but you really make yourself look like an idiot when you try to position your site as providing celebrity gossip and commentary, and don’t even have a clue as to what is and what is not in style.
It’s like suggesting a BMW is an ugly car, because you’ve never seen one in your trailor park.
#52 – I think it’s trailer park not trailor park. Just saying, since you seem to know so much.
SALMON……..NOT PINK……………know your colors you idiot……….maybe peach…..
Honey, come back to bed, you cranky little bitch! And remember, you promised to swallow…
#53, I know from fashion, not trailer/or parks.
Her outfit is supposed to be campy. But she’s a little too skinny so it looks sorta concentration campy. So really it’s a throwback to the ’40s.
#56 – It’s a bubble dress alright but it’s from Chloe not Chanel. You don’t seem to know shit about anything (or should I say…You don’t seem to know shit from anything).
Awful dress, even for a midget.
Bitch stole my tablecloth
I don’t like the dress, and I don’t like the lipstick…that being said, I still would hit it for all mankind.