Natalie Portman attended the world premiere of her new movie Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium last night in New York. For her outfit she decided to wear a hot pink over-sized T-shirt from the 80s. Hmm, bold move, Natalie Portman. But I have to ask were they all out of high top sneakers and banana clips? No, seriously, you could’ve borrowed a pair of my stone-washed jeans. They’re right over here next to the DeLorean and Tom Selleck. Wow, I should probably stop before I write an entire season of Family Guy in one post. Hey, you, Seth MacFarlane! Stop taking notes. I’ll shove that Knight Rider pen right up your ass. Wait, why did you just smile like that?
Photos: Getty Images
nodonuts | November 12, 2007 at 1:19 pm
blech
kirsten dunst | November 12, 2007 at 1:19 pm
she looks pretty hot. kind of like the highlighter i just drew all over my face with.
veggi | November 12, 2007 at 1:21 pm
2- haha!
I think she looks pretty cute, but I’m suddenly missing my jelly shoes and where the fuck is my aqua net???..
alishia | November 12, 2007 at 1:22 pm
lala
Adolf H. | November 12, 2007 at 1:23 pm
A Jewess should always be prepared hot pink (medium-rare).
Sara | November 12, 2007 at 1:25 pm
She must be feeling fat because of the type of dress she is wearing. Usually she likes to show off her anorexia disease by wearing tight clothes.
TrueDat | November 12, 2007 at 1:30 pm
actually, you all missed on this one. she looks cute; fresh— sixties “I Dream of Jennie Florida Retro”. fashion, so overbearingly shitty to begin with, desperately needs a sense of humor. because the dress fits and everything else is streamlined, it works.
now, please post more shitious Pauly Shore pics. i would love to see him in a sex vid.
Duh | November 12, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Anorexia is NOT HOT. I’m just glad her hair grew back. What’s with the red lips??
Mal Reynolds | November 12, 2007 at 1:37 pm
She was at her hottest in “Leon: The Professional”
That’s right I said it!
Guy | November 12, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Being anorexic (which she’s not) is much better than being cowtastic.
jewbacca | November 12, 2007 at 1:38 pm
seriously, whats with the fucking bodybuilder size leg muscles that are practically falling over her knees? id still fuck her in case youre wondering.
veggi | November 12, 2007 at 1:40 pm
#9 – I agree! And if you’re really good at sweet-talking them, they don’t tell.
you suck | November 12, 2007 at 1:41 pm
man whoever writes the captions for this stuff should really get his candy back from the world so he can quit sounding like a butthurt little bitch
Steve | November 12, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Big head on a little body…I’d rather do Britney…
K | November 12, 2007 at 1:45 pm
This movie sponsored by Target much?
JanOLeary | November 12, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Should have worn jorts instead. Obvi.
lux | November 12, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I agree…the shift is more 60′s then 80′s. I never have anything bad to say about Natalie, but I must comment that her teeth are looking a bit yellow here. It must be the shade of lipstick she chose.
BigBoneDaddy | November 12, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Looks good enough to pork to me.
veggi | November 12, 2007 at 1:47 pm
12- If you don’t mind, go fuck yourself…. that’s all for now..
Joe Ass | November 12, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Yikes!
FRIST!!! | November 12, 2007 at 1:52 pm
How in the HELL does the fish dude know about banana clips? Kind of a girl thing.
Let’s not forget about the stirrup pants though. Oh, and who cares? No one in Hollywood knows hot the fuck to dress anymore..
This is making me hostile. I should really get a drink..
get naked | November 12, 2007 at 1:54 pm
dustin hoffman is a drunk. i love it
get naked | November 12, 2007 at 1:54 pm
dustin hoffman is a drunk. i love it
FRIST!!! | November 12, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Hey veggi, your troll sucks, I don’t even get what he/she is talking about, do you?
yikes for kikes | November 12, 2007 at 1:55 pm
why does she always look like a jew? it’s so annoying.
Jordan Laesch | November 12, 2007 at 1:59 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZBCKowg7IRQ
Check out this video blog, this chick is fucking funny.
veggi | November 12, 2007 at 2:02 pm
I know FRIST. crackheads…..
anyway, stirrup pants! ha! Those were the days.
Lovely | November 12, 2007 at 2:03 pm
she looks like walking vomit
kirsten dunst | November 12, 2007 at 2:03 pm
#21- he knows about banana clips because of that one dane cook joke. but then, you see, he bashed him earlier today in the kate hudson post. thats how all this shit works out. on the eighth day, god created hypocrisy.
Clementines | November 12, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Oh ha-ha dustin is prettier than her..
break the ice | November 12, 2007 at 2:05 pm
it would be better with clear gloss, not the pale stuff, not red.
hmph | November 12, 2007 at 2:06 pm
is dustin related to jen aniston?
Clem | November 12, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Author: “Err….hey? Anybody know of a guys name we can use that rhymes with Emporium?”
Retard in corner: “Magorium?”
It’s a shight title for a film but she’s still lovely and I still want to protect her. In bed.
George Lucas | November 12, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Fat Ass
pwetty | November 12, 2007 at 2:09 pm
i like her
FRIST!!! | November 12, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Well, whatever, if anyone EVEN tries to force Moon Boots or lace gloves with the fingers cut off on me, I am totally bringing back colonial..
Cutetexun | November 12, 2007 at 2:11 pm
What the hell? I cant post under my regular user name because it says I have posted too many comments. I havent posted in 3 days. Help me Frist!!
-Dawn
douglas | November 12, 2007 at 2:18 pm
celebs can win on this site. This chick is smoking hot……super smart (harvard grad I think), can act her as off, takes risky roles and is sweet as they come.
The unique combination of innocene and sexyness…….I am in love.
Grumpus | November 12, 2007 at 2:22 pm
If that pink shirt thing ALSO harnesses “Hypercolor” technology, then Natalie Portman tops my Best Dressed list…
Italian Stallion | November 12, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Since when is this bitch Oriental? They love dem pink dresses…………
BaconMessiah | November 12, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Yup she is sweet.
FRIST!!! | November 12, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Dawn, just close your browser and open it again, should be fine.
Bitchy McBitchington, III | November 12, 2007 at 2:43 pm
I think she looks beautiful – as always. Her dress is also not some 80′s fashion statement – it’s trendy and yet not over the top. She looks gorgeous. Quite frankly, the guy who runs this site is a hetero male, what the hell does he know about fashion?
rockdust | November 12, 2007 at 2:44 pm
That shirt would’ve looked totally awesome with my parachute pants.
L.Linus | November 12, 2007 at 2:48 pm
She’s sexy and very smart. You won’t catch her marrying some piece of shit like K-fag. Just a classy gal with her head on tight!!
Doomhammer | November 12, 2007 at 2:50 pm
She is looking more bird-like every day. Soon she will be able to fly.
21st century digital boy | November 12, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Don’t care. I think she’s still hot. And, she has a brain. The rarest of combinations for the Hollywood starlet type.
D. Richards | November 12, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Dustin Hoffman.. That fucking pervert. Trying to taste Natalie like that. You know that Natalie’s young enough to be his great-great-great grand-daughter, don’t ya’? I imagine that Portman could grow a tremendous bush. Huge. But, she’s bald.
nipolian | November 12, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Pic 6 – I thought that kid from Growing Pains died from Parkinsons.
Harry | November 12, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I would love to have those legs around me 24/7. Just fantastic.