Natalie Portman is goddamn hot and other news

November 23rd, 2009 // 87 Comments

- Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise get an entire weekend to pretend they’re not props. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hayden Panettiere is bouncy. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jessica Simpson calls Perez Hilton “sad” for making fun of Bronx Mowgli. [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan continues to suck at life. [Celebslam]

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart prove diamondy vampires are recession-proof. [Just Jared]

- Ryan Phillippe walks around shirtless now. [PopSugar]

- Jude Law might be banging Sienna Miller again. [The Blemish]

- Paula Deen is okay! [Wonderwall]

- Diddy threw a $3 million party for his birthday – and invites Martha Stewart. That’s somehow kind of badass. [Socialite Life]

Photos: Splash News

  1. True Dat

    this israeli scum belongs in a concentration camp

  2. dk

    @1 when your finished hanging Aruba in Canada lets get together in FL. ( Theres alot of old rich broads )

    @ 18 Pwnd her, but I would still pretend to love her, twice!

  3. um

    @51

    Go fuck your mother you insensitive piece of shit. Genocide isn’t funny. Ever.

  4. puhleez

    hate her

  5. She’s gorgeous.

  6. Ice1

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  7. Hanson Danson

    She shows how you can rock little boobies. Kate Hudson needs to learn from her on what to wear.

  8. cc

    She has a beautiful face.

    Funny, she is (or was) in university. Being her classmate would suck…spending the whole class gazing at her face and missing everything the prof was saying.

  9. CaliDude

    @53
    I think the concentration camp #51 is referring to is actually Gaza. She should go there and see the horrendous crimes that the Israelis are comitting against poor defenseless people.

  10. Beautiful

    I would wanna see Bar and Natalie make a movie together. That would sell big time. Both ladies are just absolutely scrumptious

  11. EricLR

    Celebs and political legacies get a free pass into ivy league schools, no matter how dumb or underqualified. Brooke Shields got into Princeton, and if you want to know the quality of intelligence there, just try to sit through the Blue Lagoon commentary track sometime. The poor director was all but begging her to shut up (for her own sake) by the end of that hot mess.

  12. el ces

    She looks irritated.

  13. Miguel

    She´s just PERFECT!!!!!

  14. ShutYourPieHolePortman

    She cute but she dumb, just like i like’m.

    I like hearing her speak because she says the stupidest shit and then everybody’s like “aww, look at her twying to be all impwessive, too bad she’s a wittle mowon”.

    SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE, PORTMAN!

  15. Rhialto

    How do you combine Star Wars and Star Trek?!

  16. Nero

    #66
    Maybe mr.Spock knows more about this.

  17. dennis72

    @60.

    Indeed. And the superficial crowd here needs to read more posts from you.

  18. wanks

    @mink at least i graduated from college cock sucker!

  19. grayce

    she is beautiful!

  20. Joel Steinberg

    Before long, she will be the last Jew supporting Obama, that is for sure.

    His popularity in Israel is almost nonexistent.

    Obama’s a racist and a Jew-hater.

    That much is certain.

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  22. harkin

    She signed the Release Roman Polanski petition.
    She said that anyone who eats meat is like a rapist.

    So if you eat a cheeseburger, you’re Roman Polanski and it’s no big deal.

    You can’t make cr*p like this up.

  23. she must keep her mouth closed..

  24. TH

    Nice nose job, Portman

  25. LunaLovegood

    Oh my gosh! I love Natalie. She is so smart. She went to Harvard right? Brothers has GOT to be amazing.

  26. jane

    Yea she did! She went to Harvard College. EFE Wire’s review states:”I really liked it. The film was emotionally intense with great acting.”.. hmm thats good

  27. Hi,
    She looks like crap face on but looks great.

  28. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

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  31. Jiaoliang Yao

    Beatiful lady

  32. Rudy
    Commented on this photo:

    U look so sexy in anyting you wear

  33. Jose angel
    Commented on this photo:

    U look great in any color but black and white are your colors.Ru that pretty inside too?

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