- Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise get an entire weekend to pretend they’re not props. [Lainey Gossip]
- Hayden Panettiere is bouncy. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jessica Simpson calls Perez Hilton “sad” for making fun of Bronx Mowgli. [PopEater]
- Lindsay Lohan continues to suck at life. [Celebslam]
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart prove diamondy vampires are recession-proof. [Just Jared]
- Ryan Phillippe walks around shirtless now. [PopSugar]
- Jude Law might be banging Sienna Miller again. [The Blemish]
- Paula Deen is okay! [Wonderwall]
- Diddy threw a $3 million party for his birthday – and invites Martha Stewart. That’s somehow kind of badass. [Socialite Life]
Photos: Splash News
Ryan the Canadian | November 23, 2009 at 6:14 pm
She is looking fine….I would ask her to buy me dinner and drinks……
Ranta Claus | November 23, 2009 at 6:21 pm
I want to stuff her stockings.
Sam | November 23, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Not really.
Rough's P.O.V. | November 23, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Dont you have to be stacked to be bouncy…
http://www.popduds.com/ | November 23, 2009 at 6:33 pm
MOAR!! MOAR!!!
AnonyMoose | November 23, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I’d love to stuff her turkey this Thanksgiving
San Diegan | November 23, 2009 at 6:46 pm
She looks like crap face on but looks great 3/4.
Joseph | November 23, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I would love to shove my foot up her ass this thanksgiving.
FrankNFurter | November 23, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Somewhere, locked in a vault, there is Natalie P’s TOPLESS stripper scene in “Closer”. Dumb director decided that Nat’s toplessness “distracted” from the scene and released the movie with her unfortunately garbed.
If there is a god, that footage will make it’s way to the internet. Get on that one, willya please!?!
who dat | November 23, 2009 at 6:57 pm
“Natalie Portman is Goddam Hot”……except for the fact she still smells like Sean Penn. Maybe a tomato juice bath would help. I hear it works for skunk spray.
diarrhea | November 23, 2009 at 7:00 pm
OMG I’d love to stuff her turkey this Thanksgiving
Frank | November 23, 2009 at 7:03 pm
she’s gorgeous !
but tastes like diarrhea
Harry | November 23, 2009 at 7:11 pm
I would like to have her standing in front of me with that dress on the floor around her ankles.
just | November 23, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Perfection. This girl just does it the classy way.
Not that hot, but fuckable. | November 23, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Sorry fish this woman rates no higher than a 7.5 ….you need to get out more. By that I don’t mean Detroit. Try LA. Hot pussy everywhere you look.
SO RIGHT | November 23, 2009 at 7:38 pm
The most beautiful woman in the movies today, I think.
No Class | November 23, 2009 at 7:53 pm
ehh…looks too sad and sleepy. She isn’t even smiling in any of the 20 photos..not one? come on..and this is classy for now a days
Accuracy | November 23, 2009 at 8:08 pm
A thousand hotter chicks on every block in LA.
Plus Portman is dumber than a rock.
Last month she equated eating meat to raping children…
This month? She signed a petition to drop charges against Roman Polansky.
It doesn’t get much more hypocritical than that.
Anon | November 23, 2009 at 8:11 pm
She is perfect looking… I would kill to look like her. Kill!
Timberland Shoes | November 23, 2009 at 8:15 pm
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Ram Punchington | November 23, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Yeah, she’s hot…..until she starts to talk.
Punchington Out.
Intermino | November 23, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Gorgeous. She’s my girl crush. <3
news | November 23, 2009 at 8:29 pm
yep, natalie’s my kinda girl
kimk | November 23, 2009 at 8:33 pm
how is she dumb as a rock ?
she graduated from HARVARD
this woman is classy beautiful and smart :P
nana nana nana boo boo
just sayin' | November 23, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Bush graduated from YALE. What’s your point #24
Inspector gadget | November 23, 2009 at 8:42 pm
psycho left-wing beotch!! I just had a juicy steak Natalie!! Suck on that!!
Derek | November 23, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I’d convert for her.
Sha-LOM!
Derek | November 23, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Fuck it.
I’d even go VEGAN for her.
I hear it makes your splooge taste better anyways…
Derek | November 23, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Fuck it.
I’d even go VEGAN for her!
I hear it makes your splooge taste better anyways…
Jeb | November 23, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Hey Derek, would you even wax your vagina for her?!?!?! LOL
Lemmy Caution | November 23, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Can’t act her way outtta a paper bag, tho.
Kate | November 23, 2009 at 10:16 pm
She’s both beautiful and intelligent, she’s the entire package, I’m in envy and not afraid to admit that, unlike most of the fat, stupid people here who hate their lives so much and are so jealous, they must always write hateful comments.
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um | November 23, 2009 at 10:24 pm
@25
Her dad was at no point the president of the United States.
Olpol | November 23, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Natalie Portman looks just like my girlfriend.
V | November 23, 2009 at 11:26 pm
@15…
She’s really only a 7.5/8 here too (Detroit). She gets bonus points for the personality, though, which you won’t find out in LA.
Kate | November 23, 2009 at 11:39 pm
7.5/8? Are you fucking joking. She is easily a 9.
wanks | November 23, 2009 at 11:48 pm
@25 are you fucking stupid? bush’s daddy was in politics and they had money asshole! natalie is a fucking angel….who should be sitting on my penis right now!
Natalie Dorkman | November 23, 2009 at 11:53 pm
She’s got an alien-looking whore type quality I admire, but when she opens her mouth, my erection wilts.
She dumb. And she not afraid to show it.
Roger Clinton | November 23, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Alright, but those arms are starting to look like jello.
Plus she should keep her mouth shut and just look pretty.
Its what she does best.
Hugh Gentry | November 24, 2009 at 12:12 am
she is so god damn beautiful it hurts.
minx | November 24, 2009 at 12:29 am
@38 and natalie portman was a famous actress when she got accepted into harvard. the olsen twins got into NYU and their daddy wasn’t the president either. colleges are whores for celebrity too, not just plain money, you dumb fuck.
datroof | November 24, 2009 at 1:17 am
Percentage-wise, Jewish girls like it up the pooper more than the rest of the population.
So she’s got that going for her too.
Steve Dood | November 24, 2009 at 1:22 am
OMG – I would so totally go through the full and painful Orthodox Jewish conversion for that woman. Nummmmmmyyyyyyy.
Loui | November 24, 2009 at 1:27 am
she is simply GORGEOUS!!! wow
though i hear she is one of those super Jews who went to Israel and became a born again Jew and now she shits on everyone who is not a J O O
i guess everyone has a flaw…
hard boiled pegg | November 24, 2009 at 3:52 am
Perfection…. I only wish the average stinking, skanky, wanna be hip young female would aspire to this rather than the 2nd rate tramp like Spears, Simpson, Lohan etc.
I’d respect this one almost enough not spray it on her face.
Jon | November 24, 2009 at 4:41 am
Natalie Portman is one of the only ones worthy of being a celebrity and being posted on this blog.
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meme | November 24, 2009 at 8:46 am
Is she color blind? Blue dress, turquoise sash, gold bad, purple shoes??? She made a pretty dress look clownish.
adgg | November 24, 2009 at 8:48 am
I WANT HER TO PEE ON ME