Natalie Portman is goddamn hot and other news

- Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise get an entire weekend to pretend they’re not props. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hayden Panettiere is bouncy. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jessica Simpson calls Perez Hilton “sad” for making fun of Bronx Mowgli. [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan continues to suck at life. [Celebslam]

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart prove diamondy vampires are recession-proof. [Just Jared]

- Ryan Phillippe walks around shirtless now. [PopSugar]

- Jude Law might be banging Sienna Miller again. [The Blemish]

- Paula Deen is okay! [Wonderwall]

- Diddy threw a $3 million party for his birthday – and invites Martha Stewart. That’s somehow kind of badass. [Socialite Life]

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