Natalie Portman has a mohawk

Superficial | August 26, 2005 - 8:20 am

I’m not Natalie Portman’s mom, so it’s not my place to tell her how she should look in public, but her choice of mohawk is pushing the limits of my brain’s ability to comprehend. If she really hates being attractive, she should save herself the trouble of getting weird haircuts and just dip her head into a vat of acid. Although that would probably kill her, so maybe not. Plus, where would she get a vat of acid? You and your crazy ideas.