I make it an effort to try and capture the pulse of you, my dear readers. And you came out in force today to tell me the news that is most dearest to your heart: Natalie Portman getting whizzed on by a dog. There’s numerous times I worry if I’m writing to a group of disgruntled, undersexed office workers who will one day stab me in the eye with an optical mouse (Most likely after a Heidi Montag post.). But now I know for certain that you guys are HOLY FUCKING SHIT AWESOME! Seriously, I’d marry you all if not for the whole polygamy is illegal thing. Stupid laws. Anyway, don’t change a bit.
Thanks to Roxie who immediately thought of me after seeing a pooch pee on Natalie. *sniff* I’m so damn proud…
Photo: NY Post
JagedNS | April 22, 2008 at 8:43 pm
I got peed on by a homeless person today…why isn’t my pic on the fracking computer…huh? huh?
bah
Serin | April 22, 2008 at 8:43 pm
First
She is hot..
FRIST!!! | April 22, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Now that’s fucking hot. I would tap that.
The dog, not Natalie Portman.
noneyobeezwax | April 22, 2008 at 8:47 pm
i always knew she was into the golden showers. and beastiality to boot. kinky.
FRIST!!! | April 22, 2008 at 8:48 pm
@3…fucking trolls!
veggi | April 22, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Why exactly is this news again? Maybe if she were coming out of Kim Kardashian’s ass, that would make news.
Ted from LA | April 22, 2008 at 8:50 pm
I would definitely pass that up for an unknown hooker.
Roshaa | April 22, 2008 at 8:55 pm
fucking fantastic
dude | April 22, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Somewhere, R Kelly is masturbating to this photo.
And Kim LardAssian just asked the dog for it’s phone number.
Thank you, I’ll be here all week, don’t be afraid to try the Salisbury Steak.
esther | April 22, 2008 at 8:58 pm
is there a story behind that? other than the commenst about us being “…a group of disgruntled, undersexed office workers who will one day stab me in the eye with an optical mouse (Most likely after a Heidi Montag post.).” which i personally am. why is she being peed by a dog ?
Jimbo | April 22, 2008 at 9:00 pm
@1…because you’re obviously not newsworthy. Plus, dogs are sexier than homeless people, and homeless people are sexier than you.
husbandclothes.com | April 22, 2008 at 9:01 pm
I LOVE Natalie Portman.
I can’t believe she was peed on by a dog. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Does anyone notice how cool she looks despite the … uh chaos?
Boogie | April 22, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I bet she was pissed.
Dorito Man | April 22, 2008 at 9:12 pm
I didn’t know that another Benji sequel is being filmed.
Burpin Buka | April 22, 2008 at 9:14 pm
She looks impressed! Benji’s the man.
Betts | April 22, 2008 at 9:17 pm
wow apparently the dog doesn’t know how Gangsta
Natalie is or he wouldn’t have tried that shit. lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4yGLZvh4AE
Waterhouse | April 22, 2008 at 9:17 pm
@13 I doubt she got pissed. She comes off well in interviews, i.e. not some hollywood asshole … more like a nice, normal person.
I’ll dry clean her coat anytime.
hmmm... | April 22, 2008 at 9:40 pm
maybe somebody paid the dog to do it
labbit | April 22, 2008 at 10:05 pm
doggy style
People | April 22, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Wow, Like seriously. This is really big news!
Jennifer | April 22, 2008 at 10:13 pm
How is it that it seems like only yesterday Natalie had a buzz cut…but after all this time, Britney STILL has those crappy extensions?
Shantelle | April 22, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Hmm, now.. how to live down the name ‘Pissy Pants Portman’? Brings a whooole new meaning to the name!
hahaha | April 22, 2008 at 10:23 pm
if elizabeth hurley’s photoshop artists could just put paris’s face on natalie’s body… now THAT’S the pic i want to see.
Vinson.Chang | April 22, 2008 at 10:33 pm
“webyidian.cn” from China ask for a link! Thank you.
Prof | April 22, 2008 at 10:48 pm
AAHAA That little dog OWNED her pissy ass! You’re not a ALPHA BITCH!
Tamara | April 22, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Wow, I think I saw that dog’s profile on C e l e brityb i tches. c o m. All kinds of hot animals there. Go check it out!
herbiefrog | April 22, 2008 at 11:08 pm
is it almost spring ?
dont tell me the season is changing…
[not the 4 minutes again]
skeet | April 22, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Natalie is way cute.
I would totally let her pee on me! I’d drink it up then have her kick me in the balls until I puke!
Sex Nuts & Retard Strong | April 22, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Fuckin’ celebs getting stuff for free. I had to pay #18 five bucks when I pissed on her.
FRIST!!! | April 22, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Kim got peed on by a less intelligent species.
Gotothenet | April 22, 2008 at 11:25 pm
So not only is her hairline receding, but she smells of scruffy urine? Pass
9 out of 10 Dogs prefer Jesus | April 22, 2008 at 11:27 pm
It’s okay, Natalie. Cats like witches, try to pat one of them next time.
Hecubus | April 22, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Wow, strangely enough this is EXACTLY my fetish.
long-dong-silver | April 23, 2008 at 1:01 am
What no comments saying she’s into Golden Showers!?!?!?!
C’mon people!!!!!!!!!!
Anal Fistula | April 23, 2008 at 1:02 am
i’d love to piss on natalie
nobodyyouknow | April 23, 2008 at 1:44 am
#35, meet #4…
cool | April 23, 2008 at 3:04 am
She is so sexy!!!!! And that is just her stock in trade. Now she is a hot member of a dating site called m e e t i n g w e a l t h y dot com. She posted many sexy photos there. It is said she is dating friends there.
Mike | April 23, 2008 at 4:25 am
We were so delighted by this act that the city of Brussels decided to immediately erect a statue for the dog (not Natalie)
Mike | April 23, 2008 at 4:26 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/elmada/1916452763/
link didn’t make it, second try!
Lexoka | April 23, 2008 at 5:09 am
Another proof that dogs and other animals don’t belong in cities…
Globalbpo | April 23, 2008 at 7:27 am
This is funny, Elizabeth Hurley is one hot celebrity.
Grunion | April 23, 2008 at 7:46 am
Thats some hot ass dog / oscar nominee golden shower action right here
woodhorse | April 23, 2008 at 7:55 am
I can’t believe I have to say I want that coat really really bad.
poopinmornin | April 23, 2008 at 8:57 am
nazi dog get his revenge
anyway that hair sux
Randal | April 23, 2008 at 9:27 am
Better, Fish, but I swear you go out of your way to find the most disgustingly fat freaks to feature. I mean the dog is a complete lard-ass. The things needs a groomer and a plastic surgeon to siphon out half that gut.
Where are the right-sized dogs?
sashamrm | April 23, 2008 at 9:38 am
Haha. She looks great… even while being peed on.
http://www.nikkibgoss.com/
0h | April 23, 2008 at 9:39 am
Best picture ever.
jaon | April 23, 2008 at 9:48 am
I found her on a celebrity dating site called Wealthy Kiss.c o m or something. I forget the screename. I will check it out for you guys and come out with the truth soon.
gerard Vandenberg | April 23, 2008 at 11:02 am
next time: PLEASE SHIT ON HER SUNGLASSES!!
anyway: THANKS!!
Alex | April 23, 2008 at 11:13 am
I will stop coming to this site if you do not get rid of the ads with audio. They are totally annoying and there are plenty of other celeb sites out there.