Natalie Portman gets monkey love
March 17th, 2006 // 97 Comments
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I hate ever Ape is see, from Chimpan-A to chimpan-Z..
Oh OH OH Doctor Zeus..
#46 – NOT TRUE!!! i only post here when i take a break from the forum for nobel laureates. and i just act 12. pttthhhhht.
Natalie is a nice one
#53
You obviously got that from the handbook they gave you at the clinic. Why they let you out is a mystery to me.
Now go chew on a lithium battery.
The Pepsi monkey was caught having sex in the bathroom with Paris Hilton. And yes, there is a sex tape.
The Pepsi monkey was caught having sex in the bathroom with Paris Hilton. And yes, there is a sex tape.
#68
Actually, your mom let me borrow her handbook. When’s her next weekend leave so I can give it back?
Awww, that monkey seems so sweet.
I heard she gives good monkey head.
Mamacita – you rock!
Filthy monkeys. And not only they will mate, but will birth an entire evolved monkey race and exterminate humanity…
If I were a lesbian I would lust after Natalie, she is as cute as a pixie can be!
#74
Likewise, my brotha.
From her rap:
“What do you want, Natalie?
To drink and fight!
What do need, Natalie?
To F**k all night!”
Hence, ape.
HELLO??? Superficial guy?!?!? Can you post something new? Natalie and her twin have been on here for three days now and I’m getting terribly desperate trying to find other ways to divert my attention from my pathetic little life.
#79
The Superficial doesn’t post on the weekends. Which means people who don’t have much of a social life (i.e., me), have to wait till Monday for anything new.
wow another ladyboy portman article. YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN
She sucked in V for Vendetta. It should more properly be titled, “V for Very Bad Accent”
The chimp’s pretty hot though…I’d hit it.
that monkey is more famous then any of you will ever be! I love it!
#36 thanks for the link!!!!!
I’ll guess that chimp is hung like a horse, and I’ll bet Natalie doesn’t have to guess.
Those itty bitty hands! Her arms are not normal.
Natalie Portman – the thinking man’s Winona Ryder.
When will people get it? In Hollywood, an actress need only be mediocre if her looks are appealing. i.e. Angelina Jolie, Portman, Julia Roberts(I think shes fugly but most dont), Jessica Alba(gorgeous but can’t act) and the list goes on and on. The actresses that are particulary hot must exceed in acting skills beyond the realm. i.e. Cate Blanchette, Meryl Streep, Swank, Jodie Foster. Of course there are some that are both hot and can act like Julieanne Moore, Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron. They are few and far in between though.
#88 – people give recognition to those who have been in blockbuster hardcore shitstacular flicks – starwars/pretty woman(MY FAVOURITE OMG!)/tombraider(i nearly shit myself it was so breathtaking and original)
Why does natalie portman cut her hair like that? Shes a pretty girl but when her hair is cut like this she looks like a little boy.
I haven’t seen all of Portman’s movies but I think she’s decent. I haven’t seen Closer and V for Vendetta but I’ve seen pretty much evertything else and she was decent in it.
I wouldn’t call her a bad actress, but I’ve never been blown away by her performances either. So she’s kinda overrated in terms of acting ability, you could say that for just about any actor or actress in h’wood. But hey, she’s still young.
As for her looks, I think she’s really cute, borderline hot. She’s got a whole natural look thing going for her. A lot of women seem to get irritated by how many dudes are into her. Get over it.
Actually, 91, I always thought of her as the kind of girl women think is pretty/sexy but guys don’t. (Even the Superfish agrees. Check the last post about her comparing her to Dakota Fanning)
But since you have such badass scientific data on your side (‘many dudes’, huh? How long did that survey take ya?) I may have to yield and admit that I’m ‘just jellus.’
God, Elijah Wood is even shorter than Natalie Portman!
That’s her cousin Koko and he’s whispering his theories on quantum physics in her ear, since they were lab partners in Hahh-vard.
Oh, and he’s an ape, and he’s is so fucking cute.
#12, I am with you but I’m gonna see V for Vendetta before I totally scratche her off my list.
#43, finally someone said it. Christ he’s not a monkey, Monkey’s have tails for one thing.
hmm