very intellectual portman :-S
wohoooo… I got first post…
GET YOUR HENDS OFF HER!!!…YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE!!!
that fills my Charlton Heston quota for this week.
Has Natalie found another costar at her acting ability level? I think so! Unfortunately, the movie will never get made. I’m sure Natalie is jealous that the monkey is so much cuter than she is with that psych ward hair cut…
hehe *hends* sorry no edit but you get the point
She looks scared to death.
I always hug my opponent after a feces fight too. It’s just proper etiquette.
hmmm this girl has more talent than the current crop of young scum that’s contaminating Hollywood at the moment. Even so, she did suck copiuos amounts of ass playing Amidala.
From the birth of civilization, per Darwin, to corporate shill for a software giant – that monkey’s made a lot of headlines.
My God… I never thought she’d start dating Michael Jackson!
Oh, no, wait, that’s not him… Michael doesn’t look that human.
what is jack black doing making out with natalie portman?!?! i thought he just got married to some lady he knocked up! that monkey gets around, folks.
I really wanted to like Natalie Portman after her work in “The Diary of Anne Frank” on Broadway. But I just can’t respect her work.
Let me review what I’ve seen of her work:
– Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (Queen Amidala) – she was completely bland in this.
– Anywhere But Here (Ann August) – boooorrriiinnngggg
– Where the Heart Is? (Novalee Nation) – Terrible! And she wasted a really great monologue in it, too.
– Garden State (Sam) – Her character did not seem to be pursuing any goal whatsoever. Weak, weak, weak. Overrated.
– Closer (Alice) – Phenomenal script was broken by her performance. One of the most overrated performances I’ve ever seen. I saw nothing new from her. She wasn’t believable. She wasn’t even likable (and she’s supposed to be). It was utter crap.
She has no flexibility as an actor. She’s not dynamic. She’s not believable. She indulges too much in her lines. She’s flat. She’s a terrible, terrible actor who gets far too much recognition for mediocre work.
I thought she was gorgeous in Star Wars, but in those pictures she looks like an eight year old boy :/
Oh, no! How can she let him kiss her? Monkeys eat their hair bugs and throw their own feces!
Who am I to talk, huh? I will lick someone’s face 10 seconds after licking my own nutsack!
Don’t judge me, poop on you!
#12 – this whole story is boooooooorrrrrinnnnnggggggg. WE NEED MORE PARIS AND HER STD’s!!!!!!!!!!
I find it incredibly sad that these poor relatives of ours are forced to work in places such as Vegas and circuses. Chimps are not toys, they are living creatures and we should respect them and care for them, not abuse them. Thanks for listening.
I think Natalie should be wearing a Pepsi shirt and kick the shit out of the monkey.
you know hollywood is hurting when they name this horrible actress “female star of the year.”
And i wasn’t aware they name the 2006 female star of the year in March.
Dude, thats Captain Kirk, I don’t know what your talking about.
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