Hey Fisher55, I though I told you to kill yourself months ago? Go read some of the posts from yesterday regarding ImSuicidal, take good notes & proceed with doing the world a favor.
Natalie Portman is so boring, who gives a fuck. probably just got a hold of some angel dust, or fun dip.
@58, I don’t know what they put in my coffee this morning. All my co-workers were standing around to see me drink it. Then they all laughed after I finished the cup. About an hour later, I rushed to the nearest CVS and got some KY and have been spending most of the day in the restroom. Does anyone know the escort line in Boston?
@15 It’s not the Heat Mizer it’s Bergermeister Meisterberger.
@59: I’m an equal opportunity employer.
I don’t want to bring up old tidings, but over on the Lindsay v Paris pic, #116 needs a butt reaming
Fugurself–7 times–I think you just got the Server Fuck Up Multi Post record! Wow. You win a beer!
Sorry guys, there is something seriously wrong with the server. Piece of crap
Thank you. She was such a polite stripper in Closer.
71 You’re drunk then, right? Oh wait, this was a server fuck up.
WHAT THE HELL?!?! AGAIN WITH A SWEATER!!!
@34 Pissing myself. “Where did we fail you?” I’m asking myself the same question.
@13, 22, 28, 40, 42, 55.
I hope I am speaking for the whole group when I say to you; we do not appreciate your futile attempt to gain attention by lying. You said you were going to kill yourself and we gave you all the tools necessary. Fuck we even gave you access to a website that shows you how. And some of us bought you flowers. I’ll even volunteer as a Pall Bearer, what I’m not going to do is just sit back and let you ‘Wuss Out’. Listening to you blubber about wanting to fit in changing your story “Hey guys I don’t know you, but can I join your club, I never wanted to commit suicide I just wanted to fit in, because I’m a misfit just like you guys.”
Hint Ass-wipe: We are not mistfits and we are not going to let you off that easy. You can’t be like, “Oh I want to die, can you help me?’ and then pretend like you never really wanted to die. That’s horseshit, and we are not falling for it we know you want to die and we are there for you until the end. Don’t worry you came to the right place.
And to show my concern (Pushes out of the room) here is a ten dollar bill go to the store and buy some crazy glue and cheese wire…
…we are all extremely excited to never hear from you ever again, do not let us down.
#76 You must be that “bogus” hopeless… when The REAL one logs in, then I leave (taking your tenner with me!)
Jacq–whispering– think we decided to let Portman slide on the sweater because we think Argentina is in a different hemisphere and it’s not technically summertime there. But we’re still taking snide remarks about the hair and the claw of death coming to get her.
@77 You’re right that was the ‘bogus’ Hopeless. The real hopeless wants to come over to your house and listen to Journey, Air Supply, and Chicago and play suck-and-blow with you with a razor-blade.
#76 did I say “tenner”, I meant sawbuck!!!
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