What the fuck with the multi-posts?
#34 Stallion, you can still send the flowers, I need a new centerpiece! (Yo Adrian, it’s me Rocky)
I am the king of Multi-posts. Bow before me.
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#28- You’re alive?!?!
Damn. I wanted to see my suicide idea on the news. :(
that’s crazy! i had no idea i had something in common with natalie portman…sometimes my balls get blonde and crazy!!
she was hairy when i crackfucked her
When I was at Harvard, I also smoked weed every day.
Natalie Portman, to me, is about as intriguing as listening to my boss describe his prostate exam while trying to stare down my shirt.
we had sex three times : )
42 it’s adrienne i think. adrian would be a man.
#50 Pinky, I am staring down ur shirt and I like what I see….can I touch them?
Life in Argentina is hard for the paparazzi. starving photographers! They need some meat, especially when stars aren’t going out if they don’t look Hot Hot Hot!!! Might I recommend a joint and some eye drops, instead?
#44 Sorry to disappoint! There still may be a time…
that’s a cute little boy, why is he so mad?
I made some toast this morning, and in the center of one piece, an image of Natalie Portman appeared, much like the images of the Blessed Virgin Mary that appear to people across the world. Instead of erecting a shrine and lighting candles, then notifying the press and the Vatican of this miracle, I simple put some jelly on her face and ate it. I really like toast, especially Natalie portman toast.
@53 Fugurself: You are one horny self today, aren’t you?
If you were to look at my tits, you would drop down on your knees and thank the Lord for creating something so perfect and beautiful, that even He had to take a day off to rest and enjoy them.
How do you prefer your pussy lickers? Virgin or more experienced?
@58, I don’t know what they put in my coffee this morning. All my co-workers were standing around to see me drink it. Then they all laughed after I finished the cup. About an hour later, I rushed to the nearest CVS and got some KY and have been spending most of the day in the restroom. Who knows the escort line in Boston?
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