Natalie Portman gets blonde and angry

July 25th, 2006 // 168 Comments
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superficial

  1. yuckyfresh

    she looks like she’s trying to cast a spell on them, but accidently dyed her hair the wrong color.

  2. snark

    poor, poor natalie portman.

  3. leahdeadly

    She has seriously short arms.
    Is she supposed to be good looking?

  4. gammanormids

    Those pictures are funny… is she rapping again?

  5. Jacq

    Do not fuck with that hair-do. Priceless.

    She looks like she may be a little drunk.

  6. gammanormids

    Those pictures are funny… is she rapping again?

  7. jane's eyre

    Natalie! Don’t follow the light!

  8. fowler

    still hot.

  9. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    Is it me or does that hairline start a little far back. I don’t know she’s all right looking for a jew. Most jewish broads are ugly. I’d let her give me a rusty trombone.

  10. Italian Stallion

    (pic #5)
    I didn’t know she knew the Westside gang signs……..

  11. Cute and a little kooky? I think I’m in love with Nat.
    http://genosworld.blogspot.com/

  12. Cute and a little kooky? I think I’m in love with Nat.
    http://genosworld.blogspot.com/

  13. ImSuicidal

    That’s her angry look?? She needs to take lessons from Arquette!

  14. PapaHotNuts

    Where is her paparazzi towel? You can’t yell at the paparazzi without a towel.

  15. jrzmommy

    Oh look honey, it’s the Heat Meiser from A Year Without A Santa Claus!!

    2–VERY FUNNY

  16. Fugurself

    In a related story, Keanu Reeves asked a piece of driftwood for acting tips.

  17. educatedguess

    She’s beautiful and intelligent and I feel bad for her.

  18. Fugurself

    C a n t. T y p e. W i t h. O n e. H a n d.
    G o i n g
    T o
    P o r n
    S i t e

  19. ImSuicidal

    #17..18..19… I’ve got a “SoftBlueGlow” around my nutsack.

  20. che1964

    She cute and all, but I bet she’s one of those chicks with a hairy butt crack.

  21. Italian Stallion

    @22 When should we start the funeral arrangements, I’m getting restless. Nobody likes you remember? Get it over with, please………….

  22. Fugurself

    #23, if your name reflects your age, then you fall in the category of men with age > 40, that means you have really nasty smelling nuts.

  23. And celebrities fight back! I’ve never really cared for candid shots myself, so, I’m happy to see the press take a little beatdown.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  24. twzzlrgirl

    What is with all these women wearing sweaters, turtlenecks, etc. in the middle of summer? Celebs are going nuts on the paparazzi because of temporary insanity due to heat stroke.

  25. ImSuicidal

    #24 If I may be so bold as to direct your attention to (#106 Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton pic) & (#39 Christie Brinkley pic) I’m trying to make amends!

  26. GossipMonkey

    HOLY FIVE HEAD. Israel is looking to get her angry ass over there so it can deflect the bombs baby.

  27. jrzmommy

    27–I was thinking the same thing, but then I thought that maybe Argentina is in a different hemisphere so it might not be summer for them.

  28. twzzlrgirl

    O.k., #25, my bad. She’s in Buenos Aires. Damn my inability to read in this heat!

  29. twzzlrgirl

    And I’m a reading teacher :) Scary, huh?

  30. twzzlrgirl

    Damn, and I meant to reference myself as #27, not number 25. Crap, I’m going to sit naked in front of an open refrigerator until my brain cells stop withering.

    Bye :)

  31. Italian Stallion

    @28 Where did we fail you? You fucker, now I have to take back the flowers, and I do believe they don’t have a refund policy for Funeral bought flowers. Asshole, I’m sending you the bill bitch!!!!!

    P.S. What was your address again, I forgot………

  32. Proteon

    TEH SUPERAZZI!

  33. Fugurself

    #33 stop smoking crack…put down the pipe, quick

  34. jrzmommy

    Last picture–Garra de la Muerte de Buenos Aires MWAHAHAHAHA

  35. twzzlrgirl

    I thought it was the heat, but it could be the crack…I’ll take the advice.

    I’m still gonna sit in front of the fridge…

  36. jrzmommy

    Last picture–Garra de la Muerte de Buenos Aires MWAHAHAHAHA

  37. ImSuicidal

    #34 Stallion, you can still send the flowers, I need a new centerpiece!

  38. jrzmommy

    What the fuck with the multi-posts?

  39. ImSuicidal

    #34 Stallion, you can still send the flowers, I need a new centerpiece! (Yo Adrian, it’s me Rocky)

  40. I am the king of Multi-posts. Bow before me.

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com – Anonymous Confessions and Photos

  41. boobiezmagee

    #28- You’re alive?!?!

    Damn. I wanted to see my suicide idea on the news. :(

  42. pop

    that’s crazy! i had no idea i had something in common with natalie portman…sometimes my balls get blonde and crazy!!

    http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

    balls.

  43. Fisher55

    she was hairy when i crackfucked her

  44. Fisher55

    she was hairy when i crackfucked her

  45. Fisher55

    she was hairy when i crackfucked her

  46. When I was at Harvard, I also smoked weed every day.

  47. pinky_nip

    Natalie Portman, to me, is about as intriguing as listening to my boss describe his prostate exam while trying to stare down my shirt.

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