she looks like she’s trying to cast a spell on them, but accidently dyed her hair the wrong color.
poor, poor natalie portman.
She has seriously short arms.
Is she supposed to be good looking?
Those pictures are funny… is she rapping again?
Do not fuck with that hair-do. Priceless.
She looks like she may be a little drunk.
Natalie! Don’t follow the light!
Is it me or does that hairline start a little far back. I don’t know she’s all right looking for a jew. Most jewish broads are ugly. I’d let her give me a rusty trombone.
I didn’t know she knew the Westside gang signs……..
Cute and a little kooky? I think I’m in love with Nat.
That’s her angry look?? She needs to take lessons from Arquette!
Where is her paparazzi towel? You can’t yell at the paparazzi without a towel.
Oh look honey, it’s the Heat Meiser from A Year Without A Santa Claus!!
In a related story, Keanu Reeves asked a piece of driftwood for acting tips.
It’s Celeb Vs. Paparazzi week!
She’s beautiful and intelligent and I feel bad for her.
C a n t. T y p e. W i t h. O n e. H a n d.
G o i n g
P o r n
S i t e
#17..18..19… I’ve got a “SoftBlueGlow” around my nutsack.
She cute and all, but I bet she’s one of those chicks with a hairy butt crack.
@22 When should we start the funeral arrangements, I’m getting restless. Nobody likes you remember? Get it over with, please………….
#23, if your name reflects your age, then you fall in the category of men with age > 40, that means you have really nasty smelling nuts.
And celebrities fight back! I’ve never really cared for candid shots myself, so, I’m happy to see the press take a little beatdown.
What is with all these women wearing sweaters, turtlenecks, etc. in the middle of summer? Celebs are going nuts on the paparazzi because of temporary insanity due to heat stroke.
#24 If I may be so bold as to direct your attention to (#106 Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton pic) & (#39 Christie Brinkley pic) I’m trying to make amends!
HOLY FIVE HEAD. Israel is looking to get her angry ass over there so it can deflect the bombs baby.
27–I was thinking the same thing, but then I thought that maybe Argentina is in a different hemisphere so it might not be summer for them.
O.k., #25, my bad. She’s in Buenos Aires. Damn my inability to read in this heat!
And I’m a reading teacher :) Scary, huh?
Damn, and I meant to reference myself as #27, not number 25. Crap, I’m going to sit naked in front of an open refrigerator until my brain cells stop withering.
@28 Where did we fail you? You fucker, now I have to take back the flowers, and I do believe they don’t have a refund policy for Funeral bought flowers. Asshole, I’m sending you the bill bitch!!!!!
P.S. What was your address again, I forgot………
#33 stop smoking crack…put down the pipe, quick
Last picture–Garra de la Muerte de Buenos Aires MWAHAHAHAHA
I thought it was the heat, but it could be the crack…I’ll take the advice.
I’m still gonna sit in front of the fridge…
#34 Stallion, you can still send the flowers, I need a new centerpiece!
What the fuck with the multi-posts?
#34 Stallion, you can still send the flowers, I need a new centerpiece! (Yo Adrian, it’s me Rocky)
I am the king of Multi-posts. Bow before me.
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#28- You’re alive?!?!
Damn. I wanted to see my suicide idea on the news. :(
that’s crazy! i had no idea i had something in common with natalie portman…sometimes my balls get blonde and crazy!!
she was hairy when i crackfucked her
When I was at Harvard, I also smoked weed every day.
Natalie Portman, to me, is about as intriguing as listening to my boss describe his prostate exam while trying to stare down my shirt.
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