Natalie Portman gets blonde and angry

July 25th, 2006 // 168 Comments
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Comments (168)

  1. yuckyfresh | July 25, 2006 at 3:00 pm

    she looks like she’s trying to cast a spell on them, but accidently dyed her hair the wrong color.

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  2. snark | July 25, 2006 at 3:00 pm

    poor, poor natalie portman.

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  3. leahdeadly | July 25, 2006 at 3:02 pm

    She has seriously short arms.
    Is she supposed to be good looking?

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  4. gammanormids | July 25, 2006 at 3:07 pm

    Those pictures are funny… is she rapping again?

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  5. Jacq | July 25, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    Do not fuck with that hair-do. Priceless.

    She looks like she may be a little drunk.

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  6. gammanormids | July 25, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    Those pictures are funny… is she rapping again?

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  7. jane's eyre | July 25, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    Natalie! Don’t follow the light!

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  8. fowler | July 25, 2006 at 3:09 pm

    still hot.

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  9. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | July 25, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    Is it me or does that hairline start a little far back. I don’t know she’s all right looking for a jew. Most jewish broads are ugly. I’d let her give me a rusty trombone.

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  10. Italian Stallion | July 25, 2006 at 3:12 pm

    (pic #5)
    I didn’t know she knew the Westside gang signs……..

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  11. Geno | July 25, 2006 at 3:15 pm

    Cute and a little kooky? I think I’m in love with Nat.
    http://genosworld.blogspot.com/

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  12. Geno | July 25, 2006 at 3:15 pm

    Cute and a little kooky? I think I’m in love with Nat.
    http://genosworld.blogspot.com/

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  13. ImSuicidal | July 25, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    That’s her angry look?? She needs to take lessons from Arquette!

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  14. PapaHotNuts | July 25, 2006 at 3:22 pm

    Where is her paparazzi towel? You can’t yell at the paparazzi without a towel.

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  15. jrzmommy | July 25, 2006 at 3:22 pm

    Oh look honey, it’s the Heat Meiser from A Year Without A Santa Claus!!

    2–VERY FUNNY

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  16. Fugurself | July 25, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    In a related story, Keanu Reeves asked a piece of driftwood for acting tips.

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  17. SoftBlueGlow | July 25, 2006 at 3:25 pm

    It’s Celeb Vs. Paparazzi week!

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

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  18. SoftBlueGlow | July 25, 2006 at 3:25 pm

    It’s Celeb Vs. Paparazzi week!

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

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  19. SoftBlueGlow | July 25, 2006 at 3:25 pm

    It’s Celeb Vs. Paparazzi week!

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

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  20. educatedguess | July 25, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    She’s beautiful and intelligent and I feel bad for her.

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  21. Fugurself | July 25, 2006 at 3:31 pm

    C a n t. T y p e. W i t h. O n e. H a n d.
    G o i n g
    T o
    P o r n
    S i t e

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  22. ImSuicidal | July 25, 2006 at 3:32 pm

    #17..18..19… I’ve got a “SoftBlueGlow” around my nutsack.

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  23. che1964 | July 25, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    She cute and all, but I bet she’s one of those chicks with a hairy butt crack.

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  24. Italian Stallion | July 25, 2006 at 3:37 pm

    @22 When should we start the funeral arrangements, I’m getting restless. Nobody likes you remember? Get it over with, please………….

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  25. Fugurself | July 25, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    #23, if your name reflects your age, then you fall in the category of men with age > 40, that means you have really nasty smelling nuts.

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  26. sharkbite | July 25, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    And celebrities fight back! I’ve never really cared for candid shots myself, so, I’m happy to see the press take a little beatdown.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

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  27. twzzlrgirl | July 25, 2006 at 3:46 pm

    What is with all these women wearing sweaters, turtlenecks, etc. in the middle of summer? Celebs are going nuts on the paparazzi because of temporary insanity due to heat stroke.

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  28. ImSuicidal | July 25, 2006 at 3:46 pm

    #24 If I may be so bold as to direct your attention to (#106 Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton pic) & (#39 Christie Brinkley pic) I’m trying to make amends!

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  29. GossipMonkey | July 25, 2006 at 3:47 pm

    HOLY FIVE HEAD. Israel is looking to get her angry ass over there so it can deflect the bombs baby.

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  30. jrzmommy | July 25, 2006 at 3:52 pm

    27–I was thinking the same thing, but then I thought that maybe Argentina is in a different hemisphere so it might not be summer for them.

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  31. twzzlrgirl | July 25, 2006 at 3:53 pm

    O.k., #25, my bad. She’s in Buenos Aires. Damn my inability to read in this heat!

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  32. twzzlrgirl | July 25, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    And I’m a reading teacher :) Scary, huh?

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  33. twzzlrgirl | July 25, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    Damn, and I meant to reference myself as #27, not number 25. Crap, I’m going to sit naked in front of an open refrigerator until my brain cells stop withering.

    Bye :)

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  34. Italian Stallion | July 25, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    @28 Where did we fail you? You fucker, now I have to take back the flowers, and I do believe they don’t have a refund policy for Funeral bought flowers. Asshole, I’m sending you the bill bitch!!!!!

    P.S. What was your address again, I forgot………

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  35. Proteon | July 25, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    TEH SUPERAZZI!

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  36. Fugurself | July 25, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    #33 stop smoking crack…put down the pipe, quick

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  37. jrzmommy | July 25, 2006 at 3:59 pm

    Last picture–Garra de la Muerte de Buenos Aires MWAHAHAHAHA

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  38. twzzlrgirl | July 25, 2006 at 4:00 pm

    I thought it was the heat, but it could be the crack…I’ll take the advice.

    I’m still gonna sit in front of the fridge…

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  39. jrzmommy | July 25, 2006 at 4:01 pm

    Last picture–Garra de la Muerte de Buenos Aires MWAHAHAHAHA

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  40. ImSuicidal | July 25, 2006 at 4:02 pm

    #34 Stallion, you can still send the flowers, I need a new centerpiece!

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  41. jrzmommy | July 25, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    What the fuck with the multi-posts?

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  42. ImSuicidal | July 25, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    #34 Stallion, you can still send the flowers, I need a new centerpiece! (Yo Adrian, it’s me Rocky)

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  43. SoftBlueGlow | July 25, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    I am the king of Multi-posts. Bow before me.

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com – Anonymous Confessions and Photos

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  44. boobiezmagee | July 25, 2006 at 4:13 pm

    #28- You’re alive?!?!

    Damn. I wanted to see my suicide idea on the news. :(

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  45. pop | July 25, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    that’s crazy! i had no idea i had something in common with natalie portman…sometimes my balls get blonde and crazy!!

    http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

    balls.

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  46. Fisher55 | July 25, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    she was hairy when i crackfucked her

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  47. Fisher55 | July 25, 2006 at 4:16 pm

    she was hairy when i crackfucked her

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  48. Fisher55 | July 25, 2006 at 4:17 pm

    she was hairy when i crackfucked her

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  49. PacificLight | July 25, 2006 at 4:17 pm

    When I was at Harvard, I also smoked weed every day.

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  50. pinky_nip | July 25, 2006 at 4:17 pm

    Natalie Portman, to me, is about as intriguing as listening to my boss describe his prostate exam while trying to stare down my shirt.

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