Natalie Portman dates billionaire Nat Rothschild

October 12th, 2006 // 84 Comments
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25-year-old Natalie Portman is reportedly dating 35-year-old British billionaire Nat Rothschild. The two had dinner at Wilton’s restaurant in London earlier this week and a source tells The Daily Mail:

“A casually dressed Natalie and a female friend pulled up in a chauffeured Audi at around 9pm and went into the restaurant. Nat (Rothschild) arrived on foot five minutes later. After three hours Natalie came out with her pal, who was holding hand’s with Nat’s friend, and they got into her car. A bit later, Nat ran down the street, jumped in next to Natalie and they all drove off.”

I’d comment on his looks but when you’re the co-chairman of Atticus Capital and worth a billion dollars none of that really matters. He could be 2′ 3″ and have a second head growing out of his back and I’d still ask if he’d like to spend the night. His face might be a negative 10 or 20 points, but having enough to money to build a giant robot version of yourself is worth at least 100 gajillion.

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  1. justme

    WHY DO JEWS HAVE SO MUCH MONEY?????????????

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  3. ohmygoodnessgracious

    hmmmm i wonder if shes with him for his money …. no, probably not.

  4. That is one Oppie Cunningham / Howdy Doody looking muthah fuckah.

  5. Their appearences are so different she could legitimately be arrested for prostitution.

  6. combustion8

    Imagine all the pedo fantasies he could live out with her.

  7. BarbadoSlim

    What a slut, you know she’s only with him for his money. And from the looks of it she’s been hitting the Krispy Kremes with abandon.

    she’s a fatass slut

  8. assfacecocknocker

    she got heaps of money anyway. she has millions of dollars and can buy watever the fucks fuck she wants. why would she say “this guy has more money so i will bang him for it” its krazy talk.

    i would tap that ass like a woodpecker on a old oak! (natalie portman, not that rich tosser)

  9. BigJim

    He looks like Paris Hilton after getting a sex change.

  10. losenord

    Nice! Doubt that he’s bangin her though. It would be stupid to draw any conclusions on just that article.

  11. Tha-Flash

    G’wan babes, hustle the fuck out of him. Unless he has his game nailed down.

  12. BigJim

    #13:

    Do you have dark skin, or are you a blonkey?

    I just love saying “blonkey.”

    Blonkey, blonkey, blonkey.

    Almost as much as I love saying “cunt.”

    Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, C U N T!

  13. What the fuck, I thought Rocky Dennis died?

  14. jackspratling

    In related news, Nat Rothschild was reported to be hung like a horse.

    Hopes across world (or at least, the basements of America) were dashed when it was realized that America’s favorite fictional girlfriend is taken by a billionaire shylock with a humongous schlomo-schlong.

  15. BigJim

    This means that the YouTube guys have a chance with her.

  16. ponk

    kudos to ferret for the “vampires with herpes” site. I was looking for a link to buy jessica’s pic. Guess I’ll have to settle for the osbourne chick.

  17. BigJim

    Could you imagine if this guy and Camilla Parker-Bowles had a kid?

    It would be a sign of the apocalypse.

  18. ponk

    and if Nat’s schlong resembles his face, he very well could be hung like a horse. Which would make a lot more sense than being after his money.

  19. Since when the fuck was Natalie Portman attractive enough to warrant an article based on the premise of Nat Rothschild being unattractive?

    I think they complement each other well. Two fugly people living out their fugly lives.

  20. Alex

    Since when the fuck was Natalie Portman attractive enough to warrant an article based on the premise of Nat Rothschild being unattractive?

    I think they complement each other well. Two fugly people living out their fugly lives.

  21. Alex

    Stupid ass piece of shit server.

  22. Be careful Lindsay WHOREhan is hot on this guy’s trail

    http://www.celebslam.com

  23. What comes after a gajillion???

  24. @17 – BigJim, way to keep us up with current events.

  25. Dude looks like Howdy Doody pulled a Pinocchio and became a real boy. Talk about 6 degrees of separation – Natalie portrayed noted Jewess Anne Frank on Broadway, and Nat belongs to a long line of self-loathing Jews that actually financed Hitler’s rise to power. I wonder if some of their bedroom games involve play acting concentration camp guard and Jew whore.

  26. BarbadoSlim

    You missed that day of math #25, don’t worry i’m here to help. As we ALL know after the gajillion comes the duba-gazillion.

  27. NipsyHustle

    Natalie Hershlag aka Natalie Portman is just following her jewie roots and marrying the man with the biggest sack of money. Oh wait, I want to marry a wealthy man but my parents weren’t jews so maybe I’m just sorta jewish.

  28. NipsyHustle

    Natalie Hershlag aka Natalie Portman is just following her jewie roots and marrying the man with the biggest sack of money. Oh wait, I want to marry a wealthy man but my parents weren’t jews so maybe I’m just sorta jew-ish.

  29. Sheva

    Thought the Rothschild name was connected to a separate empire of global control via the Illuminati and the evil forces in line with Putin, Soros and ACLU. Now you are telling me this goyim boy is into smurfs.

    No longer will I cower in the shadows of fear from the skull & bones club of Yale, no longer will I quietly live in the dark fearful of their reach into my bank account and electronic transactions.

    He’s going to fuck a smurf? Well I and millions like me will be inspired to rise up and overthrow these bastions of banking and skullduggery.

    We will begin making an example of them. We will soon demonstrate our power and hang Soros by his toes.

    But I digress.

    A billionaire fucking a smurf. WoW. What is there a shortage on good looking hookers?

  30. Tha-Flash

    Muahahahahahahhaha #14, nupe!

    I’ve evolved to such a level now and because of my superiority I do not even need to try and insult you. :)

    Enjoy life.

  31. BarbadoSlim

    Is that the secret triumvirate composed of the Rothschilds, Apple Corporation and TRESeme Hair Products with the intent to create a superglue hair gel in which headphones will be forerver stuck to your head.?

    or maybe its another one.

  32. Wampoon.com

    Hm…what would I do with a billion dollars…I could’ve used it to make $0.65 billion more and then buy Youtube which makes $0.00.

    http://wampoon.com

  33. jazzmine

    Nats. I suppose they were all wandering off while he covered the tab.

  34. Libraesque

    WOW, his facr has all the signs that he’s a hard core alcoholic, people don’t usually start looking like that til they’re about 50

  35. Libraesque

    WOW, his face has all the signs that he’s a hard core alcoholic, people don’t usually start looking like that til they’re about 50

  36. Binky

    He looks like the Masked guy in V for Vendetta.
    But I guess she either didn’t see the whole movie or she was so pissed off at her haircut – she decided to check out the other side.
    In either case there are so many Nats in this story – I’m beginning to feel itchy.

  37. BigJim

    Flashie:

    Enjoy hell. Wigger hell. Say hi to K-Fed when you get there.

  38. krisdylee

    Fuck, BigJim, we never seem to be online together anymore…..

    What’s this thread about? All’s I can think about is cunt.

  39. cayana

    Why is he making that constipated face? With a billion dollars you’d think he could afford some good laxatives.

  40. miss.minxy

    Wtf is a Rothschild doing with Nathalie Portman? He’s probably the family reject. If you don’t know who the Rothschild family is, for the love of God go google it.

    #31 HAHAHAHA Keep up the good informed work.

    Anyhow. He is a fuckin smurf, a nasty one, and he needs some good plastic surgery ASAP!!!!!

  41. BigJim

    kris:

    At 11:00 MST, make sure you’re fucking your husband, but thinking of me.

    I’ll be giving it hard to the wife, and thinking of you.

    Hugs and kisses.

  42. HollyJ

    This is interesting.. (taken off http://www.telegraph.co.uk/)

    “James Blunt, the former Household Cavalry officer turned pop star, is clearly not the jealous type.

    Petra Nemcova, the Czech supermodel and tsunami survivor whom he has been squiring since June, attended the premiere of The Black Dahlia in New York last week on the arm of Nathaniel Rothschild, a Brit even more eligible than Blunt himself. “The two were inseparable at the after-party at the Soho Grand,” I am told.

    Blunt, 29, who was educated at Harrow, has made several million pounds from the worldwide success of such hits as You’re Beautiful. Nat, an Old Etonian, who leads the hedge fund Atticus Capital, is, however, the heir to a

  43. If I had a billion dollars, the world would be a much better place. I would help children, the homeless and of course invest it to keep helping others. Why can’t the super wealthy do more of that? What the hell are they saving it all for… gold, sauteed shrimp with a nice diamond infused drink of water?

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  44. Sayona

    Ahh she is beautiful, plain and simple.

    Hell for all we know, he is great in the sack.

  45. che1964

    NOOOOOOOooooooooo…

  46. Terry

    Angry,

    You have to check out this photo of Eva Longoria wearing the same thing as Lola Sheen LOl

    http://www.fadedyouth.blogspot.com/

    Does this prove that Eva dresses from the kids section? She looks like a fool.

  47. Natalina

    I might not be a billionaire or an actress but at least I am not fat and ugly and poor and smell like poo.

  48. RichPort

    #28 – According to GWB, neither number is as high as a Brazilian. Apparently when told a few Brazilain soldiers were killed, he queried “Wow. How much is a Brazilian?”

    (crickets)

    Don’t mess with Texas…

    #31 – I was wondering when someone would bring that up. After failing with Saddam’s weather machine designed to instigate massive hurricanes to wipe out all DNC counties in Florida, they have moved on to doing to Jewish girls what Israel has done to its neighbors: fuck ‘em.

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