Natalie Portman plays a Bollywood princess in the video for her boyfriend Devendra Banhart’s new single “Carmensita.” WARNING: I hope you like pubes and talks of “sacred teats.” That said, this thing kicks the shit out of the Star Wars prequels, but then again, pretty much 99% of YouTube does. With the exception of Tron Guy. Just kidding! That dude is Jesus.
Thanks to Bre for the video which has me convinced I accidentally put mescaline in my coffee again.
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Wesley | July 22, 2008 at 2:08 pm
First?
Wesley | July 22, 2008 at 2:09 pm
LMAO, scratch one off the bucket list.
akka | July 22, 2008 at 2:10 pm
loves it!
Hemlock Queen | July 22, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Who cares about the video! I would go gay for her in a heartbeat. She’s so beautiful and looks gorgeous in that crazy white confection. MMMM ;)
zimbo | July 22, 2008 at 2:15 pm
AWESOME! F@#! YEAH!
Supernetuser | July 22, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Anything is better than Star Wars for that girl.
Crappola | July 22, 2008 at 2:24 pm
It makes me dislike Devendra Banhart even more… not only does he look like a bum (A BUM I tell ya!) He has my lady in a kick ass Bollywood Video! That should be me, singing that moon language!
Bigheadmike | July 22, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Oh YEA!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet sweet sweet.
farthammer | July 22, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Sup with all those ugly warts all over her face?
darkman629 | July 22, 2008 at 2:30 pm
You didn’t say it was HIS pubes!!! Ugh….
darkman629 | July 22, 2008 at 2:30 pm
You didn’t say it was HIS pubes!!! Ugh….
mimi | July 22, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Embarrassing!
eric | July 22, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Hottest girl in hollywood.
wow.. | July 22, 2008 at 2:36 pm
so thats what love will make you do…. how pathetic
Ah la la la ……..
sportsdvl | July 22, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I gotta add this to my website!
Chauncey Gardner | July 22, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Isn’t it funny how all these seemingly squeaky-clean young actresses always go for these nasty, scrawny, rancid-looking, hygienically-challenged fucking rockers? Women are fucked up.
Also, he’s displaying his pubes because he wants us to see what he leaves behind in Nat’s nose every time she sucks his jock.
hollywood_hillbilly | July 22, 2008 at 2:45 pm
wow. I need to get dusted now.
dude_on | July 22, 2008 at 2:47 pm
So either the acid days are coming back or a quality actress just decided to shit-can her career over a skinny freak.
The pubes teaser was cruel. You can’t put Natalie Portman and pubes in the same paragraph without more clarification from this point forward – fooled me once.
Summer Kat | July 22, 2008 at 2:50 pm
What the fuck was that?!?!
SevanSins | July 22, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I hope that was a stunt octopus at the end or PETA is getting a call.
Oh, yeah, and the pubes were gross. We don’t need to know your bird’s nest is actually a forest.
silverdollar | July 22, 2008 at 3:04 pm
wow…..I don’t even know what to say.
JPRichardson | July 22, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I don’t get it. What the fuck is she doing with THAT?!?!?!
cati | July 22, 2008 at 3:09 pm
sha can’t dance worth shit
Sportsdvl | July 22, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Natalie is still smokin’
#1 & 15 – both super douche bags. Both of you need a life very badly.
Wesley | July 22, 2008 at 3:18 pm
LMAO, too true #24, I just thought it’d be funny.
Wesley | July 22, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Then again, you’re on tons of these calling people douche bags, which means you have little more of a life than hating on douche bags, thereby meaning you’re lesser than and slower than a douche bag. Who really needs the life?
MonkeyMan777 | July 22, 2008 at 3:31 pm
What is with that dress? Did she get hit by a Charmin truck?
sportsdvl | July 22, 2008 at 3:32 pm
#25 – Dont think you have to apologize for being a douche. Thank you for the aplogy, but that doesn’t change the fact that you need to get a life.
Sportsdvl | July 22, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Wesley – Yes, I post on here and the difference is I don’t “troll” anyone else and when I happen to post first on a thread my life is not so shallow that I have to type “first” or something like that.
But, funny that you crack on me for posting on here but yet you felt necessary to post twice about me………..
If I feel like someone is a douche – I call them out. If I think a post is really funny – I also compliment the writer. If I think they have a dumb douche name……sometimes I just let that slide.
Sportsdvl | July 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Obviously Wesley, my troll felt like writing a response to you. Ummm, thanks troll.
Wes, I will give you credit for #2 as being very funny.
Shady | July 22, 2008 at 3:37 pm
LMAO wow just wow
Lindsay Lohan | July 22, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Finally some man meat on this tit crazy site. Almost. If you can call that a man.
Whatevs | July 22, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I dunno, I kinda like it, even though It feels like a bad mushroom trip at times. I heart Natalie Portman, she can do no wrong in my book, especially after her SNL skit where she’s a little badass.
Eddie Van Halen | July 22, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I’ve seen stupider more lame music videos.
Montoya | July 22, 2008 at 3:52 pm
That was so bad, it was offensive.
jen | July 22, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I could feel my IQ plummeting
jen | July 22, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I could feel my IQ plummeting
Mcfeely Smackup | July 22, 2008 at 3:57 pm
dude, was that Ron Jeremy as “lord rajah”?
Pointyjess | July 22, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Devendra is awesome! Love him.
sportsdvl | July 22, 2008 at 3:59 pm
#30 – Thats cute how you pretend to be me telling a troll to well…..quit being a troll..
candylion | July 22, 2008 at 4:05 pm
i love him too, pointyjess! :D
he’s a great songwriter/performer and very gracious to his fans…
Joe Martin | July 22, 2008 at 4:11 pm
This guy is on way too many different kinds of drugs…
Moses | July 22, 2008 at 4:13 pm
LOVE. THAT.
J@cko | July 22, 2008 at 4:13 pm
That video is some racist stereotypical stuff.
dude | July 22, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Lame occult references, lame execution, just fuckin’ lame.
Another babe dates an impotent freak. Sigh.
dude | July 22, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Lame occult references, lame execution, just fuckin’ lame.
Another babe dates an impotent freak. Sigh.
havoc | July 22, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Seriously, I’ve had acid trips that made more fucking sense……
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Chupacabra | July 22, 2008 at 4:27 pm
acid trips usually DO make sense, it’s the shrooms that are questionable, but I digress:
THIS *IS INDEED* BETTER THAN THAT CHEERLEADER VIDEO WE ALL TRIED TO SIT THROUGH THE OTHER DAY? YOU KNOW, THE CHICK FROM HEROS, WHO WAS SINGING ABOUT HAVING TO CHEAT ON SOME DUDE, AND PULLING HER TIGHT PANTS ON, AND FINGERING HER CAMEL TOE? YEA. THAT FUCKING SUCKED BALLS, AND BOLLYWOOD IS AT LEAST ENTERTAINING.
thank you.
At-Law | July 22, 2008 at 4:36 pm
They always go for the dirty types until they are ready to have kids…then they go traditional again. This relationship is already doomed…And yes women are FUCKED UP!!!
kirsten dunst | July 22, 2008 at 4:39 pm
devendra is one of my favorites. they both did a good job.