Natalie Portman stars in boyfriend’s crazy-ass video

First?

LMAO, scratch one off the bucket list.

loves it!

Who cares about the video! I would go gay for her in a heartbeat. She’s so beautiful and looks gorgeous in that crazy white confection. MMMM ;)

AWESOME! F@#! YEAH!

Anything is better than Star Wars for that girl.

It makes me dislike Devendra Banhart even more… not only does he look like a bum (A BUM I tell ya!) He has my lady in a kick ass Bollywood Video! That should be me, singing that moon language!

Oh YEA!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet sweet sweet.

Sup with all those ugly warts all over her face?

You didn’t say it was HIS pubes!!! Ugh….

You didn’t say it was HIS pubes!!! Ugh….

Embarrassing!

Hottest girl in hollywood.

so thats what love will make you do…. how pathetic

Ah la la la ……..

I gotta add this to my website!

Isn’t it funny how all these seemingly squeaky-clean young actresses always go for these nasty, scrawny, rancid-looking, hygienically-challenged fucking rockers? Women are fucked up.

Also, he’s displaying his pubes because he wants us to see what he leaves behind in Nat’s nose every time she sucks his jock.

wow. I need to get dusted now.

So either the acid days are coming back or a quality actress just decided to shit-can her career over a skinny freak.

The pubes teaser was cruel. You can’t put Natalie Portman and pubes in the same paragraph without more clarification from this point forward – fooled me once.

What the fuck was that?!?!

I hope that was a stunt octopus at the end or PETA is getting a call.
Oh, yeah, and the pubes were gross. We don’t need to know your bird’s nest is actually a forest.

wow…..I don’t even know what to say.

I don’t get it. What the fuck is she doing with THAT?!?!?!

sha can’t dance worth shit

Natalie is still smokin’

#1 & 15 – both super douche bags. Both of you need a life very badly.

LMAO, too true #24, I just thought it’d be funny.

Then again, you’re on tons of these calling people douche bags, which means you have little more of a life than hating on douche bags, thereby meaning you’re lesser than and slower than a douche bag. Who really needs the life?

What is with that dress? Did she get hit by a Charmin truck?

#25 – Dont think you have to apologize for being a douche. Thank you for the aplogy, but that doesn’t change the fact that you need to get a life.

Wesley – Yes, I post on here and the difference is I don’t “troll” anyone else and when I happen to post first on a thread my life is not so shallow that I have to type “first” or something like that.

But, funny that you crack on me for posting on here but yet you felt necessary to post twice about me………..

If I feel like someone is a douche – I call them out. If I think a post is really funny – I also compliment the writer. If I think they have a dumb douche name……sometimes I just let that slide.

Obviously Wesley, my troll felt like writing a response to you. Ummm, thanks troll.

Wes, I will give you credit for #2 as being very funny.

LMAO wow just wow

Finally some man meat on this tit crazy site. Almost. If you can call that a man.

I dunno, I kinda like it, even though It feels like a bad mushroom trip at times. I heart Natalie Portman, she can do no wrong in my book, especially after her SNL skit where she’s a little badass.

I’ve seen stupider more lame music videos.

That was so bad, it was offensive.

I could feel my IQ plummeting

I could feel my IQ plummeting

dude, was that Ron Jeremy as “lord rajah”?

Devendra is awesome! Love him.

#30 – Thats cute how you pretend to be me telling a troll to well…..quit being a troll..

i love him too, pointyjess! :D

he’s a great songwriter/performer and very gracious to his fans…

This guy is on way too many different kinds of drugs…

LOVE. THAT.

That video is some racist stereotypical stuff.

Lame occult references, lame execution, just fuckin’ lame.

Another babe dates an impotent freak. Sigh.

Lame occult references, lame execution, just fuckin’ lame.

Another babe dates an impotent freak. Sigh.

Seriously, I’ve had acid trips that made more fucking sense……

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acid trips usually DO make sense, it’s the shrooms that are questionable, but I digress:
THIS *IS INDEED* BETTER THAN THAT CHEERLEADER VIDEO WE ALL TRIED TO SIT THROUGH THE OTHER DAY? YOU KNOW, THE CHICK FROM HEROS, WHO WAS SINGING ABOUT HAVING TO CHEAT ON SOME DUDE, AND PULLING HER TIGHT PANTS ON, AND FINGERING HER CAMEL TOE? YEA. THAT FUCKING SUCKED BALLS, AND BOLLYWOOD IS AT LEAST ENTERTAINING.

thank you.

They always go for the dirty types until they are ready to have kids…then they go traditional again. This relationship is already doomed…And yes women are FUCKED UP!!!

devendra is one of my favorites. they both did a good job.