Natalie Portman at TIFF and other news

September 17th, 2009 // 32 Comments

- Kelly Clarkson continues to go after Kanye West. Though he shouldn’t be concerned until she draws him a piping hot bath with sliced carrots in it. [PopEater]

- Paris Hilton might be the reason behind Avril Lavgine’s divorce. Because everything she touches turns to dust. Or itches. Either one. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kellan Lutz shirtless and working out. Considering this a little something for all the ladies who suffered through Nipple Morning. Who loves ya? [Just Jared]

- Tom Cruise says sex with him is “like flying.” Provided the aircraft is small and lands up a man’s ass. [PopSugar]

- Chace Crawford is banging Bar Refaeli. I weep now. [Celebslam]

- Mischa Barton is doing a fantastic job staying sober. And by fantastic I mean Jack Daniels and Quaaludes. [The Blemish]

- Joe Francis gets kicked out of a club at the behest of a Brody Jenner hanger-on?! THE MAN BROUGHT US GIRLS GONE WILD! [Socialite Life]

- Lisa Kudrow : time :: Rihanna : Chris Brown. [ICYDK]

Photos: Flynet
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  1. tc

    This site has gone right down the toilet.

    Where are all of the anti-semitic comments., lampshade references etc?

  2. scooby

    Besides having nothing going on with her upper body (nice legs though!), Natalie is my favorite little Jewess in Hollywood.

  3. md

    All I can think of when I look at her now is her stupid quote about the recession being ” an exciting time”.

  4. Rex

    Wow the force is strong in my pants

  5. ROUGH daddy

    hmm sophisticated and fashionable. Nat may cause me to commit a serious breach of etiquette…

  6. Darth

    This would be the perfect dress for notorious vag flashers.

  7. Max Planck

    Oy!

  8. Rhialto

    She’s wearing a design chastity belt.

  9. James Summers

    Despite having no chest at all (just nipples) she manages to still be sexy. Her being Jewish probably adds to her sex appeal since White Christian guys instinctively want to have sex with Jewesses.

  10. lizzy

    she is so overrated, and that lipstick looks awful.

  11. Kathleen

    I love Natalie Portman! She’s gorgeous!

    Portman > Megan Shrieking Broken Record Fox

  12. ROUGH daddy

    Are these Hollywood leeches going to put every crap in 3D, in order to charge that x-tra 5-8 bucks with every movie now?

  13. Grandpa

    I want to take out my teeth and do her in the butt

  14. Valerie

    Holy shit, Bar Rafeli looks like some kid’s 33 year old mom!!! With fat legs, what the hell happened to her???????

  15. Lolocaust

    My god I’d love to bake her in an oven and have sex with her charred remains.

  16. cc

    I’d bang her so hard she’d seek refuge in a synagogue.

  17. Mel

    What the hell happened to Kelly Clarkson. Why the hell is she so fat. She should go after a diet.

  18. ha

    She is the most beautiful woman… I just can’t get over how pretty she is. That face is perfect.

  19. Patrick Bateman

    Gorgeous, intelligent, talented girl…. Too bad the young women of today look up to stank like Paris, Blohan, Brittany etc. Keep that little coochie in your pants Nat.

  20. Love the dress but why the shoes? Why?

  21. She looks like such a woman, it’s actually kind of weird to see!

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