Natalie Portman at TIFF and other news

The Superficial | September 17, 2009 - 10:58 pm

- Kelly Clarkson continues to go after Kanye West. Though he shouldn’t be concerned until she draws him a piping hot bath with sliced carrots in it. [PopEater]

- Paris Hilton might be the reason behind Avril Lavgine’s divorce. Because everything she touches turns to dust. Or itches. Either one. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kellan Lutz shirtless and working out. Considering this a little something for all the ladies who suffered through Nipple Morning. Who loves ya? [Just Jared]

- Tom Cruise says sex with him is “like flying.” Provided the aircraft is small and lands up a man’s ass. [PopSugar]

- Chace Crawford is banging Bar Refaeli. I weep now. [Celebslam]

- Mischa Barton is doing a fantastic job staying sober. And by fantastic I mean Jack Daniels and Quaaludes. [The Blemish]

- Joe Francis gets kicked out of a club at the behest of a Brody Jenner hanger-on?! THE MAN BROUGHT US GIRLS GONE WILD! [Socialite Life]

- Lisa Kudrow : time :: Rihanna : Chris Brown. [ICYDK]

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