Natalie Portman at TIFF and other news

September 17th, 2009 // 32 Comments

- Kelly Clarkson continues to go after Kanye West. Though he shouldn’t be concerned until she draws him a piping hot bath with sliced carrots in it. [PopEater]

- Paris Hilton might be the reason behind Avril Lavgine’s divorce. Because everything she touches turns to dust. Or itches. Either one. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kellan Lutz shirtless and working out. Considering this a little something for all the ladies who suffered through Nipple Morning. Who loves ya? [Just Jared]

- Tom Cruise says sex with him is “like flying.” Provided the aircraft is small and lands up a man’s ass. [PopSugar]

- Chace Crawford is banging Bar Refaeli. I weep now. [Celebslam]

- Mischa Barton is doing a fantastic job staying sober. And by fantastic I mean Jack Daniels and Quaaludes. [The Blemish]

- Joe Francis gets kicked out of a club at the behest of a Brody Jenner hanger-on?! THE MAN BROUGHT US GIRLS GONE WILD! [Socialite Life]

- Lisa Kudrow : time :: Rihanna : Chris Brown. [ICYDK]

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Comments (32)

  1. big phil | September 17, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    first?!

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  2. whattheshit | September 17, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    Wish I could see her V for Vagina.

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  3. DVD | September 17, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    She is the one.

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  4. Richard | September 18, 2009 at 12:21 am

    She looks great. That dress is cute.

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  5. Doctor Blues | September 18, 2009 at 12:29 am

    My little Jewish princess, I’d worship you any time.

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  6. ******KrazyHotKelli********** | September 18, 2009 at 12:45 am

    Natalie ztole my drezz. It iz ok. It waz too looze on me anyway. Zhe iz ugly, like the zuperficial commenterz, zo I will cut her zome zlack. Robert Pattizon iz calling again. He iz zo in love with me. He will probably zend more rozez. Gotta go. Later lozerz. P.Z. I wizh the Jonaz brotherz will ztop fighting over me and get back to making that geniuz muzic they make.

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  7. Rupert | September 18, 2009 at 1:02 am

    Seventh.

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  8. Courtyardpigeon | September 18, 2009 at 1:42 am

    What an awful dress, but thankfully it shows her amazing legs. That girl is stunning.

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  9. tc | September 18, 2009 at 3:44 am

    This site has gone right down the toilet.

    Where are all of the anti-semitic comments., lampshade references etc?

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  10. scooby | September 18, 2009 at 4:42 am

    Besides having nothing going on with her upper body (nice legs though!), Natalie is my favorite little Jewess in Hollywood.

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  11. md | September 18, 2009 at 4:46 am

    All I can think of when I look at her now is her stupid quote about the recession being ” an exciting time”.

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  12. Rex | September 18, 2009 at 5:51 am

    Wow the force is strong in my pants

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  13. ROUGH daddy | September 18, 2009 at 7:43 am

    hmm sophisticated and fashionable. Nat may cause me to commit a serious breach of etiquette…

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  14. Darth | September 18, 2009 at 9:01 am

    This would be the perfect dress for notorious vag flashers.

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  15. Max Planck | September 18, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Oy!

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  16. Rhialto | September 18, 2009 at 9:08 am

    She’s wearing a design chastity belt.

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  17. James Summers | September 18, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Despite having no chest at all (just nipples) she manages to still be sexy. Her being Jewish probably adds to her sex appeal since White Christian guys instinctively want to have sex with Jewesses.

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  18. lizzy | September 18, 2009 at 10:19 am

    she is so overrated, and that lipstick looks awful.

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  19. Kathleen | September 18, 2009 at 10:29 am

    I love Natalie Portman! She’s gorgeous!

    Portman > Megan Shrieking Broken Record Fox

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  20. ROUGH daddy | September 18, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Are these Hollywood leeches going to put every crap in 3D, in order to charge that x-tra 5-8 bucks with every movie now?

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  21. Grandpa | September 18, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    I want to take out my teeth and do her in the butt

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  22. Valerie | September 18, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Holy shit, Bar Rafeli looks like some kid’s 33 year old mom!!! With fat legs, what the hell happened to her???????

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  23. Lolocaust | September 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    My god I’d love to bake her in an oven and have sex with her charred remains.

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  24. cc | September 18, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    I’d bang her so hard she’d seek refuge in a synagogue.

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  25. Eva | September 18, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    TCLTC

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  26. Mel | September 18, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    What the hell happened to Kelly Clarkson. Why the hell is she so fat. She should go after a diet.

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  27. ha | September 18, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    She is the most beautiful woman… I just can’t get over how pretty she is. That face is perfect.

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  28. Patrick Bateman | September 18, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    Gorgeous, intelligent, talented girl…. Too bad the young women of today look up to stank like Paris, Blohan, Brittany etc. Keep that little coochie in your pants Nat.

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  29. Sickitten | September 21, 2009 at 2:25 am

    Love the dress but why the shoes? Why?

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  30. wine clubs | November 21, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    She looks like such a woman, it’s actually kind of weird to see!

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  31. m65 field jacket | January 21, 2010 at 12:10 am

    thanks

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  32. kamagra | January 21, 2010 at 12:11 am

    nice

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