Natalie Imbruglia in a bikini

June 4th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Here’s Natalie Imbruglia getting out of her wetsuit while vacationing in Hawaii. I always thought of her as a petite woman, so imagine my surprise to see her apparent ampleness. I’m not saying I fired off bottle rockets in my cubicle, but the fire marshall isn’t buying my story that Chris Brown built a campfire and left it unattended. Honestly, where does he think our secretary got her black eye from? (Don’t say “stray bottle rocket.”)

Photos: Splash News
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  1. JMAN

    boob and what else

  2. stonefry

    I want to like these pics …. But I’m torn.

  3. Onyx Blackman

    I’d hit it.

  4. Raoulduke

    Why isn’t she lying naked on the floor?

  5. Raoulduke

    Why isn’t she lying naked on the floor?

  6. Joe Melnick

    On vacation from what?

  7. Hash

    Man, I love the 9 D’s! I mean, the 90′s!

  8. mamamiasweetpeaches

    One Hit Wonder

  9. mamamiasweetpeaches

    One Hit Wonder

  10. Lover of Tits McGee

    I would nurse on those babies.

  11. jij

    you’re an idiot

  12. ph7

    Nice fine cans.

    Girl next door type cans. Not hard plastic melons.

    Ladies, you need to grow boobs like these. For us men.

  13. I know plastic tits when I see them… I ate enough of my sister’s Barbies to know the difference…

  14. quake

    forgot she existed..

  15. JPRichardson

    I used to think she was a totally awsome beauty. But that was back in 1997. Now her face looks weird. too much botox/colagen/plastic surgery.

  16. She's Nice

    Looks like she’s got nice tits. Too bad she doesn’t have anything else going for her…

  17. Joe

    Yes, fascinating story, except for the part where you don’t see much of her body “in a bikini”.

    Maybe it’s time to post an update to Eminem/Bruno, since Eminem has now talked about how it was staged?

  18. Hilary Clinton

    Umm…. Ok.

  19. friendlyfires

    break from whore slut ricci sex ….(sees natalie pics) hmmm …. feh …. back to whore demon ricci sex

  20. Who is she again?? Natalie Who?

  21. Hello, is it ok for me to post here. I used to be a Natalie U fan.

  22. dirk

    She farted and it blew her flippers off!

  23. BPweet

    Dear Superficial Writer,
    You make me laugh. Things like “fired off bottle rockets in my cubicle” and “c***blocked by a handbag” are priceless gems that should be embossed in gold and placed on your desk next to the King of Executing Hilarity award on your desk.
    Sincerely,
    Me

  24. BPweet

    Dear Superficial Writer,
    You make me laugh. Things like “fired off bottle rockets in my cubicle” and “c***blocked by a handbag” are priceless gems that should be embossed in gold and placed on your desk next to the King of Executing Hilarity award on your desk.
    Sincerely,
    Me

  25. plc

    She looks like Olga Kurylenko (Quantum of Solace) without make up on

  26. infamous

    id so hit that..

  27. I don’t really know who this is (Ive heard the name, what a singer I believe?) but if she left the glasses on, I’d hit. She appears to have some DSLs which helps.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

  28. Natalie

    My inspiration for “Torn” ?…………double anal

  29. Awesome

    Fuck yeah! Cans!

  30. shoe

    Suckle me Elmo

  31. Jayger

    Two D’s and an F

  32. native new yorker

    Nice tits. Are they real?

  33. She didn’t even write her one hit wonder. She was the second ‘artist’ to remix that song.

  34. ltestington

    Didn’t she admit publicly that she got implants? Albiet great ones, but still fake

  35. mike

    @#20: Her surname is at the top of the page, genius.

  36. DavidTheMan

    I’d hit it repeatedly.

  37. Lippen Whiskey

    I think she’s pretty. And these pics remind me again of the needless cruelty of laws against public nudity. I don’t care if they are real or not, they are works of art. Art should be seen. ;)

  38. LedZepGirl?

    Sorry men, but Ms. Imbruglia is a lesbian. Seriously. I’ve read many articles on websites that say she prefers the ladies.

  39. LedZepGirl?

    Sorry men, but Ms. Imbruglia is a lesbian. Seriously. I’ve read many articles on websites that say she prefers the ladies.

  40. BeezDeep

    Stray Bottle Rocket

  41. mrmr

    i guess its nice to know shes alive???

    nice boobies. two thumbs up

  42. shannon2

    She is BEAUTIFUL STILL!!!!!

    She did “SMOKE”. !!!!!

    If YOU wrote “smoke” or “Red Dragon” you would be justified in never EVER having to accomplish anything ever again.

    I am her fan forever.

    …and si, I still worship FLOON the party God , great provider of…well…”smoke”.

  43. I’m curious: IS SHE PAID, folks?

  44. GG1000

    She’s (or her surgeon is actually) the winner of the “Best Boob Job’ award, that’s for sure.

  45. Doc

    wait for it… Natalie Im-BOOB-lia… score!

  46. SammoHung

    Wow, #33, I didn’t know she was the THIRD artist to cover that same song (by somebody called “Ednaswap”), and ultimately the only one to break through I guess…

    And because of that song, she’s set for LIFE. Just because she’s cute and can sing. Chicks have it so easy.

  47. Darth

    Halello!

  48. David55

    OH, WONDERFUL!
    There are many beautiful mature women and men chatting on that community****Cougar Circle***** which designed to help ethnically diverse singles meet new friends and make dates. u will have a more lovely baby not long after……

  49. mikeock

    Dear Natalie Umbrella…or whatever..

    Please e-mail me if you ever need a late night emergency tittie fuck.

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