Natalie Imbruglia in a bikini

Here’s Natalie Imbruglia getting out of her wetsuit while vacationing in Hawaii. I always thought of her as a petite woman, so imagine my surprise to see her apparent ampleness. I’m not saying I fired off bottle rockets in my cubicle, but the fire marshall isn’t buying my story that Chris Brown built a campfire and left it unattended. Honestly, where does he think our secretary got her black eye from? (Don’t say “stray bottle rocket.”)

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