In what couldn’t be a more perfect visual metaphor for today, here’s Natalie Portman stripping for the upcoming issue of New York Times Magazine even though I don’t how they can even call it that considering it’s more like, Here’s Natalie Portman taking off clothes to reveal more clothes underneath. (Yet notice how it didn’t stop me from using it in the headline. Journalism!) In the meantime, don’t let your grandfather see these lest he scolds you for watching hardcore pornography, then tells you to keep watch for your grandmother while he fiddles with this here peepshow box. “Make the dame do the saucy stuff, junior. And be quick about it. I could die at any second. Because I’m ol- Holy Tomoley, look at them gams! Pillbox. Now.”
Photos: New York Times Magazine
Never! ugly nasty skank.
Nice pins, though
as always, she looks like a boy in drag.
Then call me gay because i’d love to have hot sweaty sex with that boy in drag over and over and over.
Boys have muscles.
Bad wig. She shouldn’t ever borrow anything from Christina Aguilera. Otherwise, I’d be a happy man if I were having intimate relations with Natalie Portman.
She would kick ass at strip poker.
Actually, I’ve always thought she was hot but … there’s something missing, a deadness to her. Lack of passion. She just doesn’t seem to have that certain something, call it unabashed sluttiness. She’s very nice to look at but somehow I think she’d be a boring assed lay.
Word.
That’s completely true. If at all, she had more of that when she was younger.
Most beautiful female face ever. Nice legs, hot little perky boobs. If you take that for a boy, then there must be something really wrong with you.
Female face? You be checking for beautiful male faces? There most be something wrong with you, homeboy!
Your face is ugly even for a lobster, so you have no room to talk.
her face is even ugly for a mans.
that sounds like jealousy.Natalie is a real beauty and I can admit it :)
wow..such jealousy.. Natalie us a beautiful woman with a stunning face. Deep down you want to be like her, don’t you candy? so stop hating
i don’t know why, but this is the best thing you’ve ever written.
This could only be sexier if it were someone else.
Keep going…. please….
Yea where the fuck is the rest.
so fugly
The most beautiful woman in the world.
cats don’t see very well.
lol
Candy we all know you’re a fatty with bad skin. you also have bad breath. probably from sucking your daddy’s smelly cock. you can only wish you could be 1% as beautiful as Natalie.
P.S. did you really have to pick such a stupid stripper name for your nick? there is no hope for you
If you seriously think Natalie Portman is a skank you have issues with women in general. She’s one of the most beautiful women on the planet.
She needs to quit trying to be sexy. She doesn’t have it.
Meh
My God that was boring. She needs to stop trying to be sexy. She’s pretty and bland. It stops there.
Whaaaaaaaaa? They cut out the part where she was feeding the 20″ dildo into her V for vagina.
I want to see pictures of my favorite big boobed onion booty, Jennifer Love Hewitt
shes so boring, granted far more classier than almosr everyone under 35 in hollywood.
“Wow that’s a really cool video” (Napoleon Dynamite)
Natalie if you wanna dress up for a comic con just dress up as old role as Princess Lea’s mom.
hahaha as if the guys(and lesbians)on here wouldnt hit that given chance, who are they kidding!
(Sigh) Sorry nerds shes not hot. I’m so tired of people acting like she’s hotter than scarlet johanson. She’s pretty at times I admit, but she has a boyish figure. It’s always kinda nerdy Michael Cera types who go on about her “hotness”
Michael Cera is hot.
Wondering why no one is getting that it isnt about stripping its a metaphor. It seems like its hinting at the tiredness of trying to be beautiful.
probably no one bothered to see the video. anyway it was a lousy presentation as it only showed the tiredness of it in the last few seconds. the rest of it looked like she was taking off a costume in a dull manner. there was no indication of tiredness in the rest of it. and in the photos of it here,there is definitely no indication of it. in fact it seems the opposite of it.
Yeah,I kinda get what she was trying to show here,I think (tiredness,exhaustion,defeat?) but I just don’t see it.Love the idea but don’t love the acting
Portman sitting on a chair, Hasselhoff in drag and Spears sniffing her fingers? MUST BE A SLOW NEWS DAY.
you made me spit orange soda on my keyboard with the brit comment
I think that she is pretty. But she always appears so stiff and uptight. Not sure just how to word it but it’s distracting to her looks.
The only thing that would make this sexier would be if it were Mila Kunis….. This is the start of Natalie’s trying to hard after the movie Black Swan came out and her being undoubtedly overshadowed by Mila’s beauty. You had a good run Nat good luck in the future!
sorry, but Mila isn’t prettier than Natalie… maybe sexier, but definitely not more beauty
Sorry but she just looks like a drag queen just coming home and stripping down after performing “It’s raining men” 5 times a night at The Pink Sock….
Ha!
yes, Mila is VERY pretty however Natalie’s beauty is classic. it’s like comparing M. monroe and Audry Hepbern. no, Mila has nothing on Natalie
Audrey Hepburn was hotter than M. Monroe.
actually the hottest young thing in hollywood is chloe moretz :)
!! YES YES YES!!!
She’s 12 years old, sick fuck.
The whole time I was thinking “God, I hope that’s a wig” so the best part of the video was when it was.
Wait… wow. This video sucked.
I’d give her a mercy fuck.
Mega Meh is Meh.
I defended the holyness of her new thong pictures, but this was less exciting than watching my grandma eat the cheese sandwich I made her
if “cheese sandwich” refers to sex during a yeast infection, that’s just sick
Total hottie. Natalie is stunning.
The look on her face says it all: FML
That gave me a sad boner.
I can see this being reenacted in my basement…
She likes it being raped by americans?
THIS BECAUSE DUE TO THESE SORT OF PICTURES THEY CAN’T CONTROLE THEMSELVES ANY LONGER……
Her scene in Closer which you can find on your tube was WAY more pro action!
Is it me, or does she seem to have more clothes on at the end of the video?
it’s just you. must be the hair.
The point of the video wasn’t to be sexy. I think it was just being tired of it all. Defeat.
usually I think she is one of the most beautiful women on the planet, but damn, that wig is HORRIBLE! these are the worst pics of her I have ever seen. sorry guys, but no way.
Don’t stop ’til you hit anus.
She looked better in the blonde wig pics. I must be weird because I think she’s hot precisely because she looks like a boy in drag.
I get it Natalie is trying to act tired and exhausted but this was really bad acting!!!!! wasn’t it? I’ve always thought she’s a good actress. the idea of the video is stupid and Natalie’s acting is even worse. she is beautiful though. i have to give her that. amazing bone structure, high cheek bones, plump lips, beautiful eyes, perfect skin, tight little body. she is a 10
This is bad acting. I really don’t think she has ever lived up to her role in “The Professional” and she 12 yrs old then. She could be really good with the right roles but she’ll never beat Helena Bonham Carter. Sexiest brunette ever. Haven’t seen black swan yet.
ok baby… come to bed… : ))
shhhhhh…
Are Western women always depicted as strippers in the media? How many women do you see outside who actually think stripping is cool. I thought Natalie Portman went to Harvard. You would think she would be smarter than promoting the image of all women as just dumb sex-toys for men. But I guess not.
I have always had a crush on np, she has always had my blessing. Not her best shoot but I like it, classic feel.
Natalie beauty is classic , a good actor and intelligent. But, lack wisdom.
Hot! That’s probably what got her pregnant. :)