Natalie Portman Quit Being a Vegan

April 11th, 2011 // 165 Comments

By the way this news has been breathlessly reported over the past hour you’d just assume the Earth has spun off its axis, or worse, Charlie Sheen came up with a new catchphrase. Anyway, Natalie Portman has apparently given up being a vegan while pregnant, but only to become just a regular old vegetarian, so naturally the drama is palpable. Us Magazine reports:

“I actually went back to being vegetarian when I became pregnant, just because I felt like I wanted that stuff,” she said during a Monday phone interview with the Q100 Bert Show in Atlanta. “I was listening to my body to have eggs and dairy and that sort of stuff.”
“I know there are people who do stay vegan,” she added, “but I think you have to just be careful, watch your iron levels and your B12 levels and supplement those if there are things you might be low in in your diet.”
The Oscar-winning actress — who became a vegan in 2009 after reading Jonathan Safran Foer’s Eating Animals — doesn’t regret her decision to become a vegetarian again.
“If you’re not eating eggs, then you can’t have cookies or cake from regular bakeries, which can become a problem when that’s all you want to eat,” she laughed. “I actually wanted eggs at the beginning and then they grossed me out after awhile.”

So basically Natalie Portman has gone from one pretentious lifestyle to a slightly less pretentious one. My, God, she’s practically Hitler. An ironically Jewish Hitler, but Hitler nonetheless. Now, quickly, hide Anne Frank in the attic with the eggs. Herr Führer wants macaroons!

Photos: Splash News


  1. jack

    so cool i like it onine shop

  2. ExpletiveBMP

    I tried to read all of yous post, but fuck me it’s too many words. I got the vibe you lot were going for though; Jew, fat, pretentious, lesbian schizo, immoral, barack, fuck peta, fuck hollywood jews—now tell me what ya’ll really feel. I can tell ya’ll really hate Natalie Portman, and unlike you lot, I do not hate Natalie, I just would prefer her to smile show boobs or ass, and shut the fuck up. Because no body gives a fuck about anybody, because we don’t give a fuck about ourselves, and we only bitch about our problems and our daily whatsit to supplement our need to boast about how we want to stab other people to death with a spoon: Because if we did that we wouldn’t have plausible deniability in a court of law.

  3. Jenniet2002

    holy balls at these comments!

  4. But...

    Hilter was part Jewish…

  5. Natalie Portman Oscars
    Scrambled chicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, no animal lover is NOT vegan.
    Male chicks are ground/blended alive or left to starve/dehydrate/sufficate- FOR EGGS.
    Dairy is full of pus, hormones, blood. The calve is cut from the mother and has its neck slit it kicks its legs and tries to scream, then dumped into a bin.
    FUR is from animals skinned alive,
    Piglets (and chickens) are often boiled alive, they have hooks through their which rip open their cheeks to get them to move
    Watch Earthlings if you dont believe me
    There is no difference between a pig and a dog
    So you are pretensious and uneducsated for NOT being vegan so get off your high horse thinking youre better than a vegan, cos youre not, youre no pacifist.

  6. tina

    Nothing wrong wiht being a vegeterian. Been vegeterian for 10 years, since i was 12. I eat tacos, hamburgers, lasagna, pizza and everything else you would think i’d miss out on. But, my “meat” is made by soyaprotein (no, it doesn’t look like soybeans nor taste like it) and my family, friends and boyfriend can’t tell the difference. You don’t have to eat meat everyday to survive, that’s just a whole load of bullshit. You ppl could eat meat 2 times a week and feel perfectly fine. We humans are NOT “carnivores”, we are designed to eat everything in fact. We are not cats, who solely depends on a meatdiet .
    Also, producing a kilo of meat requirs 3000 litres of water. That’s like a pair of jeans, but a pair of jeans lasts longer than something you poop out in 24 hours…But not every living humanbeing on this earth can have the moral standards like vegeterians and vegans i guess.

    • dramkit

      .. who obviously are mother Theresa incarnated multifold.

      Hail Theresas! …. I mean vegans! Hail vegans, everyone!

  7. HugePENIS

    Bitch grew up on veggies it is why she is so flat. Wasted flesh.

    • Jason in L.A.

      Are you a black man or a Billy Bob? Because it seems blacks and white hillbilly trash are the only ones that refer to all females as “bitch”. As in “bitch is hot” or “bitch be stupid”.

      Often times they are insecure in their masculinity which is why they speak that way.

      What an ignoramus piece of trash you are. And I seriously doubt you have a large penis. If you did, you wouldn’t be posting under the name HugePENIS.


  8. anon

    Looking through some of these posts it is evident that the debate revolves around feelings of inferiority. For those of you who aren’t vegetarians maybe you’re feeling a little selfish because of your choices and you express this as anger towards those who practice vegetarian or vegan lifestyles. It seems completely illogical and irrational to argue against those who choose to restrict their diets in an effort to reduce the number of animals killed for our own selfish purposes.

  9. sabita patwardhan

    This is horrifying to hear.
    The milk that we drink belongs to male calves who are forced from their mothers and slaughtered (even eco-calves).

    The whole milk-industry is built on this formula: Cows are inseminated to birth calves and continuously give milk. The calf, a living child, is only a key to get the cow to constantly give milk.
    Calcium and other substances are not at all only found in milk. One should read widely on the subject, not just research by meat -eaters. I myself am a very healthy vegan but one has to educate oneself. Human children only need milk during the time that their OWN mothers give milk.
    If the world continues in this way, I am glad that it’s going to end because humans have abused the brains that were given them. The lowest and most selfish of all animals ruining the environment and systematically producing, transporting and slaughtering animals. Go hunt when you want meat. Then the animal dies immediately and has not gone through the industry .

  10. Bigbrowneyes

    First of all, these comments; wow. Factory farming is a different subject than eating meat. Factory farming is a political issue. Veganism or vegetarianism is a health issue. Don’t confuse the two. There is nothing wrong with trying to be healthier by changing your diet. A hamburger isn’t going to give you “essential nutrients” that no other food can give. Brocolli, pound for pound, has more protein than beef. Leave people who are doing this for health reasons alone, and stop mixing politics with health when critisizing.
    You wouldn’t attack people for wearing sunscreen for their health, because there’s no politics involved!

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