Natalie Portman Kissing Mila Kunis

August 18th, 2010 // 87 Comments

What you’re looking at is a screencap from the trailer for Black Swan, a movie about ballerinas having aggressive lesbian hate sex with each other because when the lights go down and the tights come off, hearts don’t pirouette. I don’t really know what that means, but it ends with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis doing it, so let’s just assume it’s the smartest sentence I’ll ever write. After this one: Haha! She’s ‘batin’.

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  1. Lesbian ballerinas?? Unheard of!! lol

  2. Grand Dragon

    Holy crap, it’s the Apocalypse!

  3. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan
    Hugh Gentry
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    I would like to have Mila’s mouth on my balls, and Natalie taking care of the shaft.

  4. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan
    Balls McCoy
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    Any chance of me having a productive morning has been ruined.

  5. blt

    It’s like a dark version of Center Stage. Hahaha!

  6. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan
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    Holy Mary… can I get in the middle of that?

  7. Lesbian ballerina sex? Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman doing it? Why was I not informed of this sooner? Sorry, Showgirls – looks like I gots me a new favourite movie.

  8. Snooki's Taint

    Fish have earned themselves a Nobel Prize nomination for news presentation that is truly fair (we needed to see this) and balanced between an Israeli hottie and a Ukrainian hottie. This is kind of like a sandwich I once enjoyed in Israel, served up hot at a Russian club in TA.

  9. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan
    luke
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    Two of the sexiest women in showbiz! Can’t wait to see this movie simply to see these two get it on!

  10. Il est difficle de vaincre ses passions, et impossible de les satisfaire.

  11. Kevin

    I normally don’t watch chick flicks but this one might be a must see.

  12. Elroy

    Damn my shorts are hot and sticky now

  13. Deacon Jones

    Damn you company firewall that blocks streaming video!!!!

    And is that some face down fingering going on? I think I might have to watch this, hopefully that’s Mila.

    Oh, and Oscar nods already folks? Is this the female version of Brokeback?

  14. yaaay lesbians! hope it turns out as hot as we imagine. the dakota-kristen runaways kiss was not the unchained rapture id imagined. trailers have a habit of showing all there actually is.

  15. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan
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    love when they do this on ice.. “wheeeee everyone check out my crotch..!!” :)

  16. yum tum

    ahhh. beautiful. the 2 hottest elves ever.

  17. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan
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    so which one’s diddling herself here. better be as believable as jennifer jason leigh in single white female

  18. Harry Doyle

    Like Showgirls slept with Hand That Rocks The Cradle…… Whatever, I’M IN!!!!!

  19. matt tag

    It’s Amadeus with angry lesbian ballerinas. Got it.

  20. Snarky_Pup

    Meh. Both highly overrated. A movie about lesbo ballerinas? Yawn…

    • FiveOh

      Irreverent comments that lack any semblance of creativity? Yawn…

    • Danklin

      Both overrated? Sure if overrated means 2 of the most beautiful actresses in existence then sure they’re overrated.

      • Snarky_Pup

        Not everybody thinks these two are that great. SI swimsuit models they will never be. It’s hard to get excited about a gay ballerina with red contacts.

      • Amy

        I’m a girl and I can’t wait to see this… both these chicks are smokin hot! Light years better than SI swimsuit models imo.

    • christabat

      Boring SI swimsuit models will never be as interesting as these two on each other.

      • trousers

        Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna (SI swimsuit models) here. Ask any guy, any real guy. It doesn’t matter if you’re JO’ing to Portman or Kunis; winning’s winning.

  21. Gene

    Isn’t that akin to gay hair dressers?

  22. Snarky_Pup

    Intesting factoids: Natalie publicly supports Roman Polanski and used to cut in the school lunch line every day.

    • Intesting [sic] factoids: You’re irritating.

      Please spell check. No one REALLY uses ‘factoids’, do they?

      • Snarky_Pup

        8th grade spelling bee runner up, right? Your mom wanted me to tell you to get home right away and pick your Star Wars figurines up off of the floor or else she’s throwing them away.

      • Snarky_Pup

        That would be factoid (singular), a**hat.

    • RegularDude

      Interesting factoid: Snarky_Pup is a fat, ugly chick that can’t deal with attractive women and hates the world for the hand it’s dealt her. She writes it off as her being more talented or enlightened than those of us that just can’t see that she is a much deeper and more beautiful person. She eases her sorrow with ice cream by the gallon and doesn’t believe in trimming pubic hair because it’s “not natural”.

  23. Pat C

    Sure beats EAT PRAY LOVE

  24. anon

    I knew hayden christiansen’s bad acting turned padme gay for future roles.

  25. direchef

    I don’t care if this is as bad as “The Phantom Menace” and “The Book of Eli” put together; I will see it.

  26. Viv

    Nice

    I personally prefer Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly in “Bound”, they make a straigh woman want to become lesbian, very hot.

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1265569/gina_gershon_jennifer_tilly_lesbian_scene/

    • yeah that was a great movie :) guns and lesbians–all a growing boy needs!!

    • testington

      that movie is awesome, it is hard to believe it is from the same directors as The Matrix movies

      • Matt Damon

        “it is hard to believe it is from the same directors as The Matrix movies”

        Not really, when you realize that one of the Wachowski Brothers had such a fascination with lesbians that he eventually became one.

  27. Sugar

    Women don’t get much more beautiful than these two. And they’re both natural–for a change.

  28. Parabola99

    1:37, Mila Kunis masturbating. Must. See.

  29. There is a great lezzie scene in “Chloe” between Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore.

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    Dylan
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    Wallpaper material.

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    Nique
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    Great Body, Nat

  32. cockknocker

    I need to see this movie like yesterday.

  33. Mike Nike

    I download it for the 30 second lesbo luv fest. Then shut it off and watch a real movie.

  34. brandon

    Oh Mila Kurnis.

  35. Mooby

    I liked this movie better when it was called Single White Female. Ballerinas don’t even have high heels….

  36. masterless

    this is obviously the female version of Fight CLub, just sexier

  37. raafi

    some1 tell me just what the FUCK did she remove from her shoulder at @1:53 and is looking at it with red eyes? WTF is that O.o?

    • Mel

      I believe its a feather – she’s turning into the black swan (she’s running from herself – see her with the red eyes etc at the end)

  38. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan
    Guy Rossi
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    I never thought Natalie Portman was anywhere near hot

    A man can change his mind….

  39. Mel

    Oh sorry you mention the red eyes , if you listen to the beginning she says “I had a dream where a a girl falls in love with a man, but he falls for the wrong girl, so she kills herself” – also Natalie looks at her reflection in the mirror and it turns on her like it has a life of its own

  40. Brooke

    Lesbian ballerinas and Swan Lake as the setting for a suspense movie? I think that’s kind of cool, actually. I’m game :D

  41. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan
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    Can’t blame her, I’d do Mila Kunis too in her place. Or her, in Mila’s place. Or both, in my place, only none of them would do me, so fuck ‘em.
    (Special thanks to Louie CK).

  42. Bored with life

    I’d rather watch her fisting her ass…

  43. captain america

    women tell it with a kiss………………

  44. Marcus

    Now this is what a viagra ad should look like…

  45. meatierthanyurmother

    my pants got tight!

  46. kulit

    Natalie Portman going ape-shit? I so wanna watch it.

  47. Huh, well whaddayaknow, it’s a Darren Aronofsky film. So, in addition to being super-hot (remember, Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman getting their schwerve on) it promises to actually be a good movie.

  48. brandon

    I remember Mila Kurnis from That 70′s Show, and she played in “The Book of Eli” and now tis movie with her “rush-smooching” someone I forgot her name, make me all Happy in my Pants jk

  49. ryan

    Sooo… is this supposed to be horror or erotica? (both?)
    cuz im down with either as long as the kissing scene is in there.
    dont mind wastin $15 on that.

  50. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan
    chase
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    i would like to see these 2 grils get marryed and have sex and lick each others toungs.

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