Natalie Portman Kissing Mila Kunis

What you’re looking at is a screencap from the trailer for Black Swan, a movie about ballerinas having aggressive lesbian hate sex with each other because when the lights go down and the tights come off, hearts don’t pirouette. I don’t really know what that means, but it ends with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis doing it, so let’s just assume it’s the smartest sentence I’ll ever write. After this one: Haha! She’s ‘batin’.