What you’re looking at is a screencap from the trailer for Black Swan, a movie about ballerinas having aggressive lesbian hate sex with each other because when the lights go down and the tights come off, hearts don’t pirouette. I don’t really know what that means, but it ends with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis doing it, so let’s just assume it’s the smartest sentence I’ll ever write. After this one: Haha! She’s ‘batin’.
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ugottabekidding | August 18, 2010 at 10:12 am
Lesbian ballerinas?? Unheard of!! lol
Grand Dragon | August 18, 2010 at 10:14 am
Holy crap, it’s the Apocalypse!
Kitty Furry | August 19, 2010 at 1:33 am
Not quite, mein fruende..Just jews being jews i guess..
blt | August 18, 2010 at 10:19 am
It’s like a dark version of Center Stage. Hahaha!
Iveski | August 18, 2010 at 10:24 am
Lesbian ballerina sex? Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman doing it? Why was I not informed of this sooner? Sorry, Showgirls – looks like I gots me a new favourite movie.
Snooki's Taint | August 18, 2010 at 10:25 am
Fish have earned themselves a Nobel Prize nomination for news presentation that is truly fair (we needed to see this) and balanced between an Israeli hottie and a Ukrainian hottie. This is kind of like a sandwich I once enjoyed in Israel, served up hot at a Russian club in TA.
Randal | August 18, 2010 at 10:36 am
Il est difficle de vaincre ses passions, et impossible de les satisfaire.
Marguerite | August 18, 2010 at 6:44 pm
But why would you want to overcome your passion? Nurish it to the point of complete madness and then you may be satisfied.
maricarljanah | September 12, 2010 at 12:17 am
Very nice.
Kevin | August 18, 2010 at 10:39 am
I normally don’t watch chick flicks but this one might be a must see.
Elroy | August 18, 2010 at 10:50 am
Damn my shorts are hot and sticky now
Deacon Jones | August 18, 2010 at 10:51 am
Damn you company firewall that blocks streaming video!!!!
And is that some face down fingering going on? I think I might have to watch this, hopefully that’s Mila.
Oh, and Oscar nods already folks? Is this the female version of Brokeback?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 18, 2010 at 11:01 am
yaaay lesbians! hope it turns out as hot as we imagine. the dakota-kristen runaways kiss was not the unchained rapture id imagined. trailers have a habit of showing all there actually is.
yum tum | August 18, 2010 at 11:04 am
ahhh. beautiful. the 2 hottest elves ever.
Harry Doyle | August 18, 2010 at 11:10 am
Like Showgirls slept with Hand That Rocks The Cradle…… Whatever, I’M IN!!!!!
matt tag | August 18, 2010 at 11:13 am
It’s Amadeus with angry lesbian ballerinas. Got it.
Snarky_Pup | August 18, 2010 at 11:14 am
Meh. Both highly overrated. A movie about lesbo ballerinas? Yawn…
FiveOh | August 18, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Irreverent comments that lack any semblance of creativity? Yawn…
Snarky_Pup | August 18, 2010 at 6:49 pm
The girl on girl thing is just so predictable. Funny how many dumb men fall for it though.
Danklin | August 18, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Both overrated? Sure if overrated means 2 of the most beautiful actresses in existence then sure they’re overrated.
Snarky_Pup | August 18, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Not everybody thinks these two are that great. SI swimsuit models they will never be. It’s hard to get excited about a gay ballerina with red contacts.
Amy | August 19, 2010 at 4:16 am
I’m a girl and I can’t wait to see this… both these chicks are smokin hot! Light years better than SI swimsuit models imo.
christabat | August 19, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Boring SI swimsuit models will never be as interesting as these two on each other.
trousers | November 17, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna (SI swimsuit models) here. Ask any guy, any real guy. It doesn’t matter if you’re JO’ing to Portman or Kunis; winning’s winning.
Gene | August 18, 2010 at 11:19 am
Isn’t that akin to gay hair dressers?
Snarky_Pup | August 18, 2010 at 11:27 am
Intesting factoids: Natalie publicly supports Roman Polanski and used to cut in the school lunch line every day.
snarkyscreenname | August 18, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Intesting [sic] factoids: You’re irritating.
Please spell check. No one REALLY uses ‘factoids’, do they?
Snarky_Pup | August 18, 2010 at 6:53 pm
8th grade spelling bee runner up, right? Your mom wanted me to tell you to get home right away and pick your Star Wars figurines up off of the floor or else she’s throwing them away.
Snarky_Pup | August 18, 2010 at 9:29 pm
That would be factoid (singular), a**hat.
RegularDude | August 19, 2010 at 7:28 am
Interesting factoid: Snarky_Pup is a fat, ugly chick that can’t deal with attractive women and hates the world for the hand it’s dealt her. She writes it off as her being more talented or enlightened than those of us that just can’t see that she is a much deeper and more beautiful person. She eases her sorrow with ice cream by the gallon and doesn’t believe in trimming pubic hair because it’s “not natural”.
Pat C | August 18, 2010 at 11:41 am
Sure beats EAT PRAY LOVE
anon | August 18, 2010 at 11:45 am
I knew hayden christiansen’s bad acting turned padme gay for future roles.
direchef | August 18, 2010 at 12:21 pm
I don’t care if this is as bad as “The Phantom Menace” and “The Book of Eli” put together; I will see it.
Viv | August 18, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Nice
I personally prefer Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly in “Bound”, they make a straigh woman want to become lesbian, very hot.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1265569/gina_gershon_jennifer_tilly_lesbian_scene/
dudeatdudedotdude | August 18, 2010 at 1:21 pm
yeah that was a great movie :) guns and lesbians–all a growing boy needs!!
testington | August 18, 2010 at 4:25 pm
that movie is awesome, it is hard to believe it is from the same directors as The Matrix movies
Matt Damon | August 18, 2010 at 11:16 pm
“it is hard to believe it is from the same directors as The Matrix movies”
Not really, when you realize that one of the Wachowski Brothers had such a fascination with lesbians that he eventually became one.
Sugar | August 18, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Women don’t get much more beautiful than these two. And they’re both natural–for a change.
Snarky_Pup | August 18, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Hoorah for pancakes.
Parabola99 | August 18, 2010 at 1:41 pm
1:37, Mila Kunis masturbating. Must. See.
christabat | August 19, 2010 at 9:43 pm
I saw that! I was kind of hoping it was Natalie Portman though.
BUT STILL
snarkyscreenname | August 18, 2010 at 3:25 pm
There is a great lezzie scene in “Chloe” between Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore.
cockknocker | August 18, 2010 at 4:40 pm
I need to see this movie like yesterday.
Mike Nike | August 18, 2010 at 5:02 pm
I download it for the 30 second lesbo luv fest. Then shut it off and watch a real movie.
brandon | August 18, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Oh Mila Kurnis.
Mooby | August 18, 2010 at 7:19 pm
I liked this movie better when it was called Single White Female. Ballerinas don’t even have high heels….
masterless | August 18, 2010 at 9:19 pm
this is obviously the female version of Fight CLub, just sexier
raafi | August 18, 2010 at 9:32 pm
some1 tell me just what the FUCK did she remove from her shoulder at @1:53 and is looking at it with red eyes? WTF is that O.o?
Mel | August 18, 2010 at 10:24 pm
I believe its a feather – she’s turning into the black swan (she’s running from herself – see her with the red eyes etc at the end)
Mel | August 18, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Oh sorry you mention the red eyes , if you listen to the beginning she says “I had a dream where a a girl falls in love with a man, but he falls for the wrong girl, so she kills herself” – also Natalie looks at her reflection in the mirror and it turns on her like it has a life of its own
Brooke | August 18, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Lesbian ballerinas and Swan Lake as the setting for a suspense movie? I think that’s kind of cool, actually. I’m game :D
Bored with life | August 18, 2010 at 11:04 pm
I’d rather watch her fisting her ass…
captain america | August 19, 2010 at 12:44 am
women tell it with a kiss………………
Marcus | August 19, 2010 at 1:41 am
Now this is what a viagra ad should look like…
ryan | August 20, 2010 at 2:08 pm
nice
meatierthanyurmother | August 19, 2010 at 4:37 am
my pants got tight!
robotswillkill | August 19, 2010 at 4:39 am
perv
meatierthanyurmother | August 19, 2010 at 4:40 am
yes i am.
kulit | August 19, 2010 at 6:30 am
Natalie Portman going ape-shit? I so wanna watch it.
Iveski | August 19, 2010 at 8:28 am
Huh, well whaddayaknow, it’s a Darren Aronofsky film. So, in addition to being super-hot (remember, Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman getting their schwerve on) it promises to actually be a good movie.
brandon | August 20, 2010 at 12:35 am
I remember Mila Kurnis from That 70′s Show, and she played in “The Book of Eli” and now tis movie with her “rush-smooching” someone I forgot her name, make me all Happy in my Pants jk
ryan | August 20, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Sooo… is this supposed to be horror or erotica? (both?)
cuz im down with either as long as the kissing scene is in there.
dont mind wastin $15 on that.
Andrew | August 21, 2010 at 8:14 am
Fingering in bed at 1m.37s.5ms!!
MeLikey | August 21, 2010 at 7:51 pm
That is my dream fuck threesome.
John | August 21, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Completely disgusting. Lesbianism is a sin, and we dont need any more films promoting this abomination.
devilsrain | August 24, 2010 at 10:41 am
Yea, Like Lobsters
Matt | November 1, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Damn! I liked these pants!
Ari Ola | January 4, 2011 at 2:27 am
The better kissing scene occurs a few frames later, where Mila Kuni(lingu)s locks lips with Natalie Portmans pussy lips!