Let’s play a game. I’ll point out the three things dominating the Internet today, and then you’ll try to keep a straight face while saying it isn’t entirely fueled by nerd-boners. Here we go:
1. Spider-Man getting butt-rammed.
2. The new Captain America poster.
3. Natalie Portman just walking around with a baby in her stomach.
At this point, I’m half-tempted to type the words “Megan Fox has Voltron nipples” just to see if every single website implodes on its- KRAKATHOOOMMMMMMMM!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Nipple Ahoy, me hardies! Thar she blows, look at the size ‘er!
aaarrgghhh I’d be suckin’ the LIFE outta ‘er…damn that looks TASTY
What a slut. Going around getting herself pregnant. Tsk, tsk.
(nods head) Barefoot, no less
and shes still hot…..
She is SO going to win an Oscar for that baby bump. The Academy LOVES handing out statues to knocked-up actresses.
just like the rest of our vaginized society. We’re supposed to act like getting pregnant is something magical, rather than something even stray dogs do every day.
amen McFeely, Amen …
Amen McFeely, Amen
let your dog loose an hour and it too can be a parent :-)
the academy also love handing out oscars for people who play retards
cough cough..
just don’t go full retard. You don’t ever want to go full retard.
Well, I mean, you’re here because someone was “let loose” for an hour. And you seem to think you’re pretty magical.
So….
awww..how adorable..she’s got on her pegged pregger pants.
I’d still do her,even with the bun in the over. Maybe even get a little backdoor lovin’
Is she married? What a whore.
oh hey Natalie…whats behind the bag OMG!!!!! are you pregnant!!??!![head explodes]
That’s the fattest she has ever been in life. :P
I thought Cali-FORN-ia banned obesity?!
Absolutely glowing this woman. Beautiful.
Pregnancy has been good to Natalie, she has tits again!
I am, however, jealous of her fiance because my wife never looked that good pregnant……lucky bastard!
bobby bacala has the SAME EXACT belly
They have to have a scene with the Cap landing on D-day (there is a poster of it around the net) it’s fucking epic in badassness, of both the Cap and the regular GI’s storming the beach
She is absoutely gorgeous!!! I wish her all the best.
Does this mean the baby will have a weak heart if she doesn’t carry unnecessary fats?
Oh good, I was afraid that Captain America wouldn’t be dark and edgy. Glad to see they’re breaking away from the current crowd of happy, hopeful superheroes… j/k, it’s another Batman clone!
i think she looks cute.
Is there a father ? Could it be one of thousands or another sperm bank withdrawel ?
another story for guys which constantly sexually UNsatisfy women
“Well at least i didn’t have sex with a marvel comics artist”
She looks great preggo…
Love it
Natalie Portman being pregnant is smashing 8 Million nerds dreams right now. I’d weep if not for the sweet nips in that pic.
I love that you used the word ‘nerdbomber.’ (what’s that from? perfect strangers, the wonder years or full house?) You are so a child of the 80s. Love it!
RUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEED!!!!!!
I think an abortian can give some relieve……..
Should be updated with thong pic, just to balance out the pregnant.
Avenge? Avenge what?
Well it obviously takes place in the 1940s. So Captain America is try to get revenge for when the Confederates attacked us in Fort Sumter. Duh, learn sum history u guise!
I’ll bet she has sexy afterbirth
Try NOT to think about the fact that she has a ‘Millipede’ in her uterus….
Is one to assume that the Princess must now be signed off with “may the girth be with you just a short while”?