Natalie Portman is Still Pregnant

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2011

Let’s play a game. I’ll point out the three things dominating the Internet today, and then you’ll try to keep a straight face while saying it isn’t entirely fueled by nerd-boners. Here we go:

1. Spider-Man getting butt-rammed.
2. The new Captain America poster.
3. Natalie Portman just walking around with a baby in her stomach.

At this point, I’m half-tempted to type the words “Megan Fox has Voltron nipples” just to see if every single website implodes on its- KRAKATHOOOMMMMMMMM!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin