Natalie Portman is Still Pregnant

February 4th, 2011 // 41 Comments

Let’s play a game. I’ll point out the three things dominating the Internet today, and then you’ll try to keep a straight face while saying it isn’t entirely fueled by nerd-boners. Here we go:

1. Spider-Man getting butt-rammed.
2. The new Captain America poster.
3. Natalie Portman just walking around with a baby in her stomach.

At this point, I’m half-tempted to type the words “Megan Fox has Voltron nipples” just to see if every single website implodes on its- KRAKATHOOOMMMMMMMM!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. FruitLoop

    Nipple Ahoy, me hardies! Thar she blows, look at the size ‘er!

  2. Oolex

    What a slut. Going around getting herself pregnant. Tsk, tsk.

  3. NikM755

    and shes still hot…..

  4. She is SO going to win an Oscar for that baby bump. The Academy LOVES handing out statues to knocked-up actresses.

  5. Natalie Portman
    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    awww..how adorable..she’s got on her pegged pregger pants.

  6. Natalie Portman
    Jimmy Crotche
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still do her,even with the bun in the over. Maybe even get a little backdoor lovin’

  7. Cardinal Fang

    Is she married? What a whore.

  8. Natalie Portman
    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    oh hey Natalie…whats behind the bag OMG!!!!! are you pregnant!!??!![head explodes]

  9. That Guy

    That’s the fattest she has ever been in life. :P

  10. Deacon Jones

    I thought Cali-FORN-ia banned obesity?!

  11. jojo

    Absolutely glowing this woman. Beautiful.

  12. babooda

    Pregnancy has been good to Natalie, she has tits again!
    I am, however, jealous of her fiance because my wife never looked that good pregnant……lucky bastard!

  13. bobby bacala has the SAME EXACT belly

  14. Captain America Poster
    mupps
    Commented on this photo:

    They have to have a scene with the Cap landing on D-day (there is a poster of it around the net) it’s fucking epic in badassness, of both the Cap and the regular GI’s storming the beach

  15. deeeetle

    She is absoutely gorgeous!!! I wish her all the best.

  16. # Rough is part of a plan, you can not comprehend

    Does this mean the baby will have a weak heart if she doesn’t carry unnecessary fats?

  17. Captain America Poster
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh good, I was afraid that Captain America wouldn’t be dark and edgy. Glad to see they’re breaking away from the current crowd of happy, hopeful superheroes… j/k, it’s another Batman clone!

  18. burton

    i think she looks cute.

  19. See Alice

    Is there a father ? Could it be one of thousands or another sperm bank withdrawel ?

  20. another story for guys which constantly sexually UNsatisfy women

  21. Natalie Portman
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well at least i didn’t have sex with a marvel comics artist”

  22. Dan

    She looks great preggo…

  23. Natalie Portman
    moo
    Commented on this photo:

    Love it

  24. Rufus The Cat

    Natalie Portman being pregnant is smashing 8 Million nerds dreams right now. I’d weep if not for the sweet nips in that pic.

  25. Shannon

    I love that you used the word ‘nerdbomber.’ (what’s that from? perfect strangers, the wonder years or full house?) You are so a child of the 80s. Love it!

  26. RUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEED!!!!!!

  27. wim

    I think an abortian can give some relieve……..

  28. CG

    Should be updated with thong pic, just to balance out the pregnant.

  29. Captain America Poster
    Olpol
    Commented on this photo:

    Avenge? Avenge what?

    • Johnny Cage

      Well it obviously takes place in the 1940s. So Captain America is try to get revenge for when the Confederates attacked us in Fort Sumter. Duh, learn sum history u guise!

  30. Natalie Portman
    Ned
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll bet she has sexy afterbirth

  31. Apostate

    Try NOT to think about the fact that she has a ‘Millipede’ in her uterus….

  32. Dorian Gray

    Is one to assume that the Princess must now be signed off with “may the girth be with you just a short while”?

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