Natalie Portman is Pregnant, Engaged Now

Apparently Natalie Portman did more than just have lesbian sex with Mila Kunis while working on Black Swan. She also had heterosexual sex with choreographer Benjamin Millepied who thanked her by putting a baby in her uterus and now they’re engaged, according to People. This makes these shots of her in a medieval thong all that more precious because Natalie Portman died today which I’m pretty sure is what I just said in the headline. *looks up* Yep.

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