If you caught the Texas/Baylor game Saturday, you probably found yourself wondering, “Why am I looking at super-stacked Natalie Portman with blonde hair blocking Mama June’s vagina?” Turns out she was in town filming that new Terrence Malick movie where she’s Sookie Stackhouse. And just to keep this post educational, not only did her breasts look awesome, so did her butt because real talk, bros, women are more than just front meat. They’re human beings, with butts. On that note, be sure to scope out Benjamin Thousandfeet watching his wife work with a handsome Irishman with an eight-foot-long cock. Sure, it’s probably really cool in the bedroom, but can it dance The Nutcracker?! (This is the part where I like to picture Centipede pirouetting in the grass while his son yearns for a father who always has rope ready for a tire swing, in his pants.)
Photos: ADTJ/AKM-GSI
Thatis one smoking hot little Hebrew princess
Ermagerd! Berbs!
It really doesn’t matter where or what miss Portman is wearing or how it is she looks, her natural beauty draws well deserved attention and admiration.
Her opened jacket creates a pleasing line, revealing the soft texture of lace, silk and skin, wrapped tightly by a leather belt, holding everything firmly in place.
Randal
Damn! That was beautiful.
I vill keel you, Messieurs F Ass Bender… Believe it!
I would love to be very deep in that thing.
T-Rex-esque.
ZOMFG! Off to watch “The Professional” again.
Wait…
What is going on with this site? What is the fucking obsession with men’s penises? Jesus Christ, enough already.
However feel free to discuss Tit’s, Ass, and Vaja until you get lockjaw.
If I had a penis, I would slap you with it El Jefe.
“Ok, look, he turned his head. Quickly! Open this manhole and climb down the ladder. I will fake a leg cramp, fall on the ground, and you’ll blow me at the bottom. Hurry, my dear.”
He’s gonna put an alien in side her.
“Michael…..stop. He’s not gay….he just has, performance issues.”
Good LORD thus woman has everything going for her: Beautiful, intelligent and …. iI guess she can act too
Busted, Michael…..busted.
Now it’s dark…mommy…mommy…don’t you look at me!!
She looks so fucking annoyed that she’s dressed like a hot little slut.
This must be the biggest collection of tools on a movie set ever.
That’s the look of a man who is clearly daydreaming about getting him some good Fassbender!
I never thought I would say Natalie Portman and motorboating in the same sentence.
Good idea dress like a whore in a town with a gazillion Baptists.
She looks hot but also looks like a cold bitch who would rip a man’s soul apart just for not taking the trash out the way she prefers.
It looks as if he’s “stuffing” in a vain effort to compete.
It also looks like his level of emotional maturity is just a bit lower than his infant son’s.
The only good thing about Michael Bay is if he was directing this movie, these two would be banned from the set.
(In unrelated news, THIS is the guy who gets to have unprotected sex with Natalie Portman? What’s the world coming to?)
I can’t believe that I’m bothering to point this out, but Michael Fassbender is Irish, not British.
Fassbender was born in Germany, but raised in Ireland. He is of German and Irish parentage. Splitting hairs, I know.
British is correct term to anyone who is from Wales, Scotland, England or Northern Ireland. They are all british.
Like a texan is american, or a gaucho is brazilian, or a siberian is russian…
Also, he is in truth german.
His father is german and his mother is north-irish, but he is german.
He born in Germany.
Far as i know he was raised in Ireland, to where he goes early, but he spoke german in his home during childhood and has lived in London for the last 16 years.
He may have grown up speaking German, but when his time comes, I hope you don’t mind if he goes out speaking the King’s.
He was raised in Kilarney, which is in Southern Ireland. So he is NOT British.
Both German and British nationality law are based on the principle of jus sanguinis (right of blood). They both automaticly grant citizenship to children if either parent was British or German.
His father is German and his mother is from Northern Ireland which is part of the UK (i.e. British) so he is both British and German.
He lives in the Republic of Ireland, but unless he nationalized he has no right to Irish Citizenship that I am aware of. Under EU law he has the right to abode anywhere in the EU and doesn’t need citizenship for any particular country.
How he identifies himself, I don’t know.
There is no movie. Terrence Malick just felt like dressing Natalie Portman in tight revealing clothes and parading her around Texas. To that I say “Well Played” and “Thank you”.
THat ass needs some loving
IS it just me or are her arms especially short?
No, it definitely isn’t just you.
Her arms are off-puttingly short. I doubt she’s even able to wipe herself.
Ms Portman appears to have gone up a cup size. Very nice.
high heels and skin tight jeans will do that to a girl.
She must have just told him he can’t have any of that. It would make any man cry.
This gal has changed since she married that guy – I doubt she will be able to keep up this charade for long.
She is great looking and super hot in these pics…but you always seem to get the idea that she dislikes being around..”regular” people.
She always just looks, annoyed or something..Does she smile outside of actual movies ect.?.
I bet her ass holds the cure for cancer.
Brain and beauty: she should reproduce more for the sake of future generations. It is sad that instead we have bimbos like Jessica Alba having multiple kids.
It happens but once a cycle, but it would appear that she is the next to be blessed with an improved body post-pregnancy (see Kerr, Miranda)
“I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.”
I’d like to Queen her Amidala
That’s the look of a man picturing his wife being violated by the Fassbender and she’s loving every minute of it.
Holy jumping fucking Jesus. That’s an amazing body. Pregnancy be damned.
Best mom ass I’ve ever seen
Words fail me at this moment.
Malick better not cut this out of his movie.
I’m sorry, am I missing something?… oh, it’s that microscopic ass.
What’s going on, did she get implants? Her rack was never that big.
DAT ASS.
baby hungry ….feed meeeeee!!!
Jesus Christ! That ass is phat!!
She was attractive before, but she’s HOT now.
Lucky folks in Austin last weekend. Hook ‘em!
kind of disappointed, thats a pretty flat ass
her legs are just too short for me, I like tall women with sexy long legs not short shits with short legs and flat asses.
make sure you had super models in you daily time schedule. **SARCASM**