Here’s Natalie Portman bursting out of an office building with a face full of murder yesterday while Benjamin Millipied takes his sweet old time behind her. This guy seems a little too aloof for a balding ballet instructor who got a chance to bang Natalie Portman, only to do it all wrong by ejaculating into her vagina. I understand women like a man who’s confident, but I also understand they couldn’t tell you what they want if you held a pair of shoes to their head. So you might want to make with some ice cream or stop talking on your phone even though both are going to be the wrong choice because she really just wanted you to listen three months ago when she asked if the toaster looked crooked, you fucking asshole. GOD.
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FIRSSSSToo!
Get a life, troll.
i’ll get a beer, thanks..
Now THAT is just pure bitch face.
lol. That might be her O face as well.
Ha! That’s how she looked at me when I put it in her butt by “accident”.
Good times…
When did she start looking like such a fucking cunt?
The day she realized she got knocked up by a friggin’ ballet dancer.
OMG! LMAO!
And she’s still gorgeous pissed off.
And here I thought it was Hillary Swank after getting a mouth reduction.
LOL what brutality.
RUUUUIIIIIIINEED!!!
She’s always looked awesome with an angry face – do you remember the rap she did on Saturday night live?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xadal7_natalie-portman-rap_fun
When your family and friends tell you to stay together for the baby they are absolutely wrong. Noone deserves to be miserable for the rest of eternity. Kick it to the curb.
“It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.”
Mother Teresa: “Our life of poverty is as necessary as the work itself”
Get out before it gets worse, it aint gonna get better.
who took the jam out of her doughnut
Snatch!
Get out before it gets worse, it’s not going to get better. A liar will only lie.
ZWA!!!
Probably realized a guy in ballet cannot be straight.
Yeah, makes you wonder how this mess even happened in the first place. He probably sat in the shower and cried for 3 days afterward.
Awww, she has pregnant woman acne! :P
wow you can really see all her wrinkles and lines, she has bad skin too…
Ferociously beautiful anger. I wonder if she kicked his ass in the car. Hope so.
Would you stop with the violence against men.
All I am sayin’ is Give peace a chance
GRAVY isn’t the only BITTER pill to swallow today.
What’s up Doc?
Speaking of swallowing……..I won’t go there, you’re crabby
He should be kicked for impregnating her so quickly. But I suppose that’s the best & fastest way to bring a female movie star movie into the marriage pen….for a while.
Can’t be crabby when it’s Fryday. Not allowed.
Looks to me like she’s just trying to get something out of her teeth with her tongue. So what?
She looks hotter here than she ever has. Maybe because that’s the face my ex used to make as she ripped her clothes off when we had mad makeup sex.
That guy def. sucks cock. Maybe he gave her the HIV
Second post of yours I read where you’re talking about HIV, is there something you want to tell us. We’re all friends here, we don’t judge.
haha… Get em, Geoffery!
she found out she had sex with a man whose last name is a bug..MILLIPIED.lLOLLLLLLLL
Can we drop the whole “motherly glow” thing once and for all? Pregnant chicks look fat…that’s it. They neither glow, nor look healthy, or anything else remotely positive.
Just because you prefer pregnant men doesn’t give you the right to go around hating on Princess Abungunba or whatever the fuck her name was in star wars. She looks fucking hot.
I never said she wasnt’ hot. hell, I’ve wanted to bang her since “The Professional”.
That movie made me feel naughty
She’s only marrying that Millipied asshole because he’s a kike and her biological clock was ticking away. She’ll realize what a mistake she’s made after the baby is born and file for divorce. Hope she got a prenup.
It looks like she’s concentrating really hard on licking something out from between her teeth…
she needs proactiv.
GRRRRRRRRR
I can warm myself under the heat fury of those eyes.
Pic 1 – It’s Jennifer Garner! Get it right, Fish!
Guess who has a french dick in her hand bag?
that is definitely a pregnant woman face….
Spotty Mc Spotface
Yup, this is gonna be one successful marriage. Although I have to say it might last longer than the Brand/Perry marriage.
or maybe she’s just annoyed having her photo taken again and again and again…
Crazy, I know.
I swear to God, if they ever break up or have any problems I’m going to kill myself.
Guess you’re not gonna make it, you should probably plan the funeral now to take stress off your family.
See pic 7 — she needs less makeup and more proactive.
yeah whats going on there
Are you sure that’s not Hillary Swank?
Somebody got his ass chewed out on the way home. Natalie looks royally pissed off!!
That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
She was thinking about how Jesus rose from the dead and she’s saying to herself “we need to get better nails”.
I don’t know Pierre, all I said was:
“Bay-bee, I love too much to want a prenup”.
Ahh, the face of motherly bliss. It brings a tear to my eye. *sniff*
I love your screen name. Now quit hogging the elliptical machine bitch. :)
She must be having a girl…cause she really broke out.
LMAO @ Fish
IBTC is gonna call me “bitter” again for agreeing with your scenario…. But seriously dude… It so happens that way…
Bitter…..Party of one?
LMAO! See!!
What IBTC? Some girls DO act like that! That Gray guy didn’t make millions writing books about Venus and Mars because women are always rational creatures…
Huh??
U lost me when u typed “books”
I went to public schools mister fancy pantz
I think that she just found out her baby daddy is gay and married to another guy!
If ever there was a face that screamed, “Honey, you’re getting laid tonight!”, that’s not it.
I wonder if he scratched his nose and she thought he picked his nose.
From the look on her face, I would say the paternity test came back positive.
hehe
i’m so out of it today. but that is a good one. was thinking of posting upset she couldn’t have that cashier for looking in her direction arrested for stalking her. But that is so old. It was true years ago that she did have a foreign exchange student arrested for stalking her when he walked by her house(which was a secret) . and when the Feds nabbed him, it turned out he never even heard of her . When this guy who actually got to shoot a load in her asked about her on the set, she did have security go after him.
My ugly ass is smoother than that forehead.
Still love her though.
He’s definitely a little prick. One thing about dancers: they fuck like a dream, but you need to kick them out of bed in the morning. They are severe assholes, and this one, from everything I read, is not only an asshole, but also FRENCH, so it’s like double ass.
You know what? She needs to eat a fucking steak. I know she’s vegan and all that shit, but her baby is hungry and needs the amino acids of a juicy fucking burger. Maybe that would clear up the damn pimples all over her forehead. Vegans are stupid.
One time when I so Natalie in the airport,she say to me when I ask her-Hey Natalie,I’m one of your biggest fans.Can I have a picture whit you?” And she say to me ( Can You move,please and keep your distance.OK”———–Can you imagine what would happen if she won the Oscar. ( Goodbye Fans;and please don’t forget to check and buy all my movies.OK..Oh,and please remember to keep you distance.Thanks : )
oh you were lucky TPT. that’s all she said to you.
This looks like the “mother-in-law issues” face. Ben, let Mommy go. Best to deal with it before Nat snaps like a dried up chicken wing.