Natalie Portman Has That Motherly Glow

The Superficial / February 11, 2011

Here’s Natalie Portman bursting out of an office building with a face full of murder yesterday while Benjamin Millipied takes his sweet old time behind her. This guy seems a little too aloof for a balding ballet instructor who got a chance to bang Natalie Portman, only to do it all wrong by ejaculating into her vagina. I understand women like a man who’s confident, but I also understand they couldn’t tell you what they want if you held a pair of shoes to their head. So you might want to make with some ice cream or stop talking on your phone even though both are going to be the wrong choice because she really just wanted you to listen three months ago when she asked if the toaster looked crooked, you fucking asshole. GOD.

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