BREAKING: Natalie Dormer Flashed Her Panties. Two Days Ago.
Now that I finally have a fully functioning web portal to publish bold, unrelenting journalism in a world that’s afraid to speak truth to power, or at least wave a nipple in its face, I can finally comment on the biggest, most prominent pop culture event of the past 24 hours: Namely Natalie Dormer getting out of a car and you can totally see her underwear. I mean, my God, talk about a story that practically slaps you in the face with its acerbic wit only to die a week later after coming out of a medically induced coma. I don’t why I chose those words. They just come to me.
WARNING: Naked NSFW business below because Daddy needs click and I won’t go back to retail. I’ll kill all of you firs- wow, that escalated quickly. I’m sorry. That was uncalled for. (For real though. Me: watching you.)
Photos: Pacific Coast News