Natalia Vodianova in a bikini

November 13th, 2008 // 66 Comments

Russian supermodel Natalia “Supernova” Vodianova hit Ipanema Beach with her family yesterday which has given The Superficial its first “two bikini posts in one day” since dinosaurs roamed the earth outside a young Madonna’s hut. If you’re wondering how this plethora of swimwear happened, apparently Santa Claus is way early this year – much like in the bedroom. Before you jump to conclusions, big guy, I’m not saying Mrs. Claus squealed. But she’s a lonely woman, and I own a snowmobile. ‘Nuff said.

Photos: Flynet

  1. Slavic Girl

    Skinny and beautiful, yup us Slavic women are :)

  2. NRA member

    Assault weapons are useful when faced with criminal home invaders who kick doors in and rob, rape and pillage with impunity while armed with powerful weapons themselves.

    They loot and pilfer during natural disasters, attack people on streets and highways, rob liquor stores and gas stations.

    I will gladly sell my assault rifles, along with all the high capacity magazines, when you’ve succeeded at disarming the criminals and keeping crime in check.

    PS I keep my sniper rifles, hunting rifles, shotguns, pistols and all scopes.

  3. Bu5hKnockD0wnthet0wers

    Oh kiddies.
    You guys have way too much time on your hands.
    Did you just copy and paste your political science assignment?
    You won’t get brownie points for those!

  4. DariaW

    Gosh..
    What idiots..
    People actually don’t know who Natalia Vodianova is..
    What kind of a world do you live in?

    p/s not everyone dreams of having an ass like Kim Kardashian.

  5. so...

    so…she’s go a so-so ass and no waist at ALL. BUT she is toned. her legs are awesome. i can’t make a fair judgement on the face.

    steph – get a life. aspire to more than being a clothes hanger. its WAYYYYY better to have tits.

  6. Slavic also

    # 51 I know!! ;)

  7. kitty_kat

    Oops! Sorry about the double posting.

  8. kitty_kat

    Oops! Sorry about the double posting.

  9. Arioch

    what’s with all the obsession with anal sex? It’s really nothing special. It’s like you lot think that’s THE DIRTIEST and MOSTEST FREAKY sex there is. It’s an asshole, you’re fucking/sucking/licking/etc the rectum where shit comes out? Good for you, now THRILL us with something different.

  10. bar room hero

    She looks good!

  11. COME TO EUROPEAN BEACHE and america is…………………………WHERE?

  12. heyyaknowwhat

    it’s so good to see Randal (Jimbo) posting

  13. Deacon Jones

    GOD DAMN will you guys stop with the political shit for christ sake!

    It’s pretty fucking simple, we’ve had 8 years of worthless leadership. In every aspect this country is worse than how it was 8 years ago, much worse. For people to continue to defend ANYTHING concerning Republican principles is insane, it’s like watching lemmings run over a cliff for hours.

    And in 4 years when shit starts turning around, what will happen? You’ll have that cunt of a woman Sarah Palin up at a podium taking all the credit, saying it was the Republican “values” Dubya instilled. It’s an endless cycle of horseshit.

  14. “Slavic” you broads have been too americanize,,,id like to get my slavic girls from the source!

  15. Vooper

    Wow – she is not attractive at all.

    Nice body though.

  16. chuckham

    Pretty girl. Nice to see a beautiful girl having fun and paying attention to her child.

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