Natalia Vodianova in a bikini
Russian supermodel Natalia “Supernova” Vodianova hit Ipanema Beach with her family yesterday which has given The Superficial its first “two bikini posts in one day” since dinosaurs roamed the earth outside a young Madonna’s hut. If you’re wondering how this plethora of swimwear happened, apparently Santa Claus is way early this year – much like in the bedroom. Before you jump to conclusions, big guy, I’m not saying Mrs. Claus squealed. But she’s a lonely woman, and I own a snowmobile. ‘Nuff said.