I’ve seen pregnant women before, but Naomi Watts is out of control. If I didn’t know she was pregnant I would’ve guessed she was faking it. And faking it poorly. I wonder how she felt when she got her ultrasound and found out she was giving birth to a traffic cone.
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gaby | July 20, 2007 at 12:55 pm
holy crap!
MissDior17 | July 20, 2007 at 12:56 pm
That’s huge. Must be triplets.
P911GT10C | July 20, 2007 at 12:56 pm
She givin birth to a 3yr old?
woodhorse | July 20, 2007 at 12:58 pm
That has got to hurt like hell. Everyone stay out of her way or bitch will share some of her pain.
samo | July 20, 2007 at 1:00 pm
this kid will have to go to 1st grade straight away! or to a wrestling fight..
katers | July 20, 2007 at 1:06 pm
I feel like that woman has been pregnant forever. Fuck, I’ve had three kids since she announced. GET ON WITH IT!
lickmybutt | July 20, 2007 at 1:07 pm
YAY!!! fish is actually funny today. muahaha.
Vicky | July 20, 2007 at 1:09 pm
it must be a boy… apparently when the belly is kinda pointy (this is a perfect example) is a boy, and if it is saggy and rounded its a girl .. I dont know.. thats just what people say ..
Macy | July 20, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Vicky, it is a boy.
Ammortal | July 20, 2007 at 1:19 pm
damn, now that’s exactly the kind of humor writing that started me frequenting this site.
well spake!!
Superfish | July 20, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Hey Fish, Don’t trash talk Naomi Watts like that! I’d still bang her. I’d bang that bitch so hard and so long she’d scream KING KONG!!!!!!
OH SHIT SHE'S PREGGERS | July 20, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Wow! Screw the whole “it’s a boy, it’s a girl” thing. She’s getting ready to punch out a fucking mmidget. Either that or a baby Elephant. Who knows? With the increasingly high capacity of weight gain in Pregnant women nowadays, they can give birth to teenagers and it would be normal.
Jen | July 20, 2007 at 1:31 pm
I’m about that pregnant right now- geez guys could you be a little nicer to the ninth month preggo! You guys should thank God every day that women have the babies, most guys would crumble!
wedgeone | July 20, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Make the arms bigger and that’s my dad.
Pat | July 20, 2007 at 1:35 pm
CANNONBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
jenny | July 20, 2007 at 1:41 pm
LOL@14
The veins in her wrists are a little scary though.
schack | July 20, 2007 at 2:11 pm
that thing is gonna tear right out of her skin if she’s not careful
FirstTimeCaller | July 20, 2007 at 2:14 pm
@14 lol!
Bern | July 20, 2007 at 2:39 pm
That is a basketball under her shirt. Fakest thing, ever.
Chauncey Gardner | July 20, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Are we sure Liev Schreiber didn’t get sucked in there are a result of a freak sex accident?
Italian Stallion | July 20, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Damn!! That light bulb is going to be at least 360 Watts………….
WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag | July 20, 2007 at 3:12 pm
jesus tap-dancing xrist! i though Sara Jean Lilac Queen was brooding the devil spawn but apparently Naomi is putting up some fierce competition.
becca | July 20, 2007 at 3:17 pm
JESUS CHRIST. i thought that was photoshopped for a split second.
lambman | July 20, 2007 at 4:16 pm
That makes Kate Holmes pregnance look real!
TheRage | July 20, 2007 at 4:32 pm
i’ve never before heard that rumor about a boy making the pregnant belly pointy and the girl making it round. i’ve heard that a rounder belly means a boy and an oblong (like a watermelon) means a girl.
Hecubus | July 20, 2007 at 4:43 pm
This is what happens when you let a 50ft tall Gorilla fuck you.
wedgeone | July 20, 2007 at 4:49 pm
#14 – I’ll bet when the placenta comes out, she’ll name it “SchackTroll”.
Bill Clinton | July 20, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Damn, she looks like she’s got the role in the remake of Xtro as the woman who gives birth to a fully grown man.
Cloe | July 20, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Yeah–that’s EXACTLY what I look like now at 36 weeks–and to think they never told us in health class that pregnancy is actually 40.5 weeks! She could get bigger than that!!!!! Do you think Liev will be in the delivery room with a camera? Directing?
Amanda | July 20, 2007 at 5:32 pm
That looks VERY uncomfortable!
Sauron | July 20, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Looks like she swallowed a 15th century cannon-ball.
Lowlands | July 20, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Holly Crap!This is one of the reasons why you’ve to watch out when you’re doing some skippyball jumping girls!Always wear pants!
SexyBeach | July 20, 2007 at 6:51 pm
26 lmao!! Genius.
“This is what happens when you let a 50ft tall Gorilla fuck you.”
Chauncey Gardner | July 20, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Maybe all those long, loving looks between Naomi Watts and King Kong led to a bun in the oven. I don’t know how she’ll carry Kong, Jr. to term without exploding, though.
tati | July 20, 2007 at 7:53 pm
im surprised she hasn’t gained massive weight in other parts of her body. her arms look pretty nice. i just want to see how she’s going to recover from that skin stretching.
mulva | July 20, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Wow, she’s still carrying awfully high for as far along as she is. Look at this picture of Bridget Moynahan and how low she’s carrying. http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/07/0718_moynahan_flynet.jpg
Don’t listen to all those pregnancy wives’ tales (pointy=boy, round=girl, etc.). They don’t mean jack.
Hollie | July 20, 2007 at 9:54 pm
It’s a boy!
Hollie | July 20, 2007 at 9:54 pm
It’s a boy!
swan | July 20, 2007 at 10:00 pm
She really is pink and glowing. I just had my son in November. 9th (really 10th) month sucks so badly. It’s funny how they NEVER mention the fucked up stuff that happens to you and how AWFUL you are going to feel. Please have respect for all of your moms- definitely the hardest thing I have ever done, hands down.
I can compare it to a swollen tomato about to pop out of its skin while you’re hot and pounding with every step like a giant elephant. The best part is when the baby comes out. Then afterward sucks too.
The baby is totally worth it though.
Sorry to go off!
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crushed-x-beauty | July 20, 2007 at 10:54 pm
OMFG, She’s going to give birth to Kim Kardishian’s ass!
BoutrosBoutrosGhali | July 20, 2007 at 11:10 pm
#41 ROFLMAO…….
ImpeachBush | July 21, 2007 at 2:44 am
The shorter you are, the bigger your stomach during pg.
She’s barely 5’5″, hence the enormous belly.
I’m 5’8″ & wasn’t 1/2 that big w/my boy. Also I worked out a lot.
Makes all the difference.
24 | July 21, 2007 at 5:01 am
ummm… Holy shit?
Tessa | July 21, 2007 at 5:44 am
Naomi Watts is kinda annoying. Her belly is abnormous!
yajick | July 21, 2007 at 9:27 am
I looked the same way when I was pregnant. I bet she’s having a boy.
lala | July 21, 2007 at 10:01 am
wow yep its a boy
luxe | July 21, 2007 at 11:19 am
i’m sorry, but couldn’t she wear something that flows AWAY from the belly? i would.
1seekspie | July 21, 2007 at 12:16 pm
HOLY SHIT! It’s like King Kong got her pregnant! It looks like it’s going to bust right out of her like in that movie Alien.
carmie | July 21, 2007 at 12:26 pm
haha it looks like she’s got a basketball under her shirt…