Naomi Watts finally gives birth

Naomi Watts proved to the world she hasn’t been smuggling immigrants for the past nine months by giving birth to a baby boy last night. The second for her and boyfriend Liev Schreiber. People reports:

“I can confirm Naomi and Liev had a baby boy yesterday,” said the actress’s rep.
A couple since 2005, Watts, 40, and Schreiber, 41, already have a baby boy, Alexander Pete Schreiber, born July 26, 2007.

No name has been given yet, but might I recommend “MuttonChops ChainsawFace”? It’s adorable, yet like any good child’s name, lets people know not to just pop over uninvited or the shit is on. Think about it, and congratulations.