Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber bump up marriage

April 6th, 2007 // 37 Comments

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are getting married soon because Naomi doesn’t want their unborn child to be illegitimate. The two were planning to marry after their baby was born, but decided to push it up before Naomi gives birth in late summer. A source says:

“There’s not enough time to plan a big wedding. They’ll have just 25 guests for the nuptials in her hometown of Sydney, Australia, with a lavish wedding reception for all their stateside friends after the baby is born.”

I think the kid might start to get suspicious when he realizes he was born two weeks after his parents got married. “Wait a second, mom. So you guys got married in August. And then I was born in August. Carry the two. So that means the butler did it!”



  1. Jimbo

    So What!!!

  2. Niecy

    Since when do celebrities carry about having babies out of wedlock? I thought that was the cool thing to do.

    LMAO @ the last part. Maybe they will tell the child his/her birthday is in October.

  3. loachcrulch


  4. Shit happens, then you die.

  5. BarbadoSlim

    Naomi Watts? who dat? who dat? Is she in electricity…? When did this become an electrical engineering site?

  6. Jimbo

    Yes, Who the hell is this chick?

  7. Debutantejaim

    No one, just a D-list acress who’s BFF with Nicole Kidman.

  8. cheevers43

    uh. she was in the ring and King Kong. idiots.

  9. amaritimer

    ROTFL!!!! She’s worried about having a bastard child and being ashamed when she makes a movie like King Kong?! Idiot! Also to rush into a marriage that will end in divorce and she is worried about having a bastard? lol These people amuse me!

  10. Jimbo

    My point exactly cheevers43. Next time take your IQ off your screen name

  11. Ricky Razzle

    Legit not. If they’re happy. I’m happy. C’meeeerrreeee….

  12. naomi has eraser-nipples, trust me

  13. schack

    if you really wanna be legit, you marry before you’re showing. if people are gonna talk about the fact that you’re a pregnant whore in either case, you might as well pick a date when you won’t LOOK pregnant in all your wedding photos, like after the baby is born?

  14. lambman

    I love this new trend of pretending that just because you’re married when the kid is born that its any less of a bastard. Still conceived before marriage idiots!

  15. HollyJ

    Who IS this ugly androgynous bitch with no tits?

  16. Good plan, cough… cough…

  17. She was actually pretty cute in Tank Girl, buut for a knocked up chick she’s looking a little bonified. But you gotta love pregnant women, going all batshit hormone crazy, one minute they’re humping yr leg, the next minute they’re weeping and demanding a wedding. But they lovee that raw dog. No pulling out and squirting on her face for her.

    Anyway, good luck.


  18. Carsten5577

    If you’re really worried about “the proper thing to do” stay a virgin until your wedding night. But this is just ridiculous. I mean, the only difference between a Hollywood actress and a street whore is in the amount of dough in their respective bank accounts. Embrace your inner sleazebag, Naomi. You’re nothing but a high-priced prostitute.

  19. Hecubus

    As much as I hate myself for saying this I actually really like Naomi Watts, I think she’s beautiful and talented. I’ve only seen her in that David Lynch film but I do enjoy her ‘acting’ in that movie on a daily basis.

    I’m slightly dissapointed that she’s marrying this guy but I’m sure it’s just because she doesn’t know how I feel about her yet. She’ll change her mind once I send her my ear in the mail, or better yet, his.

  20. So… why did you Post this?

  21. 1MILFhunter

    Hope they film the birth. Liev can do the voice over.

  22. ffordegroupie

    I hate to break it to the douches of the world, but “Ring” and “King Kong” were both successful widely-seen movies, and NOT the stuff they put D-list actresses in, especially since her costar in one was an Oscar-winner. But then, I imagine Jimbo out in the sticks doesn’t see many A-lister movies, so the poor village idiot doesn’t know.

    And why is SHE a whore but Liev isn’t? Sexist ass.

  23. Thomas the Wrapper

    Why do I give a shit about this story? King kong- top ten worst (big budget) movies ever made. She should be more embarrassed of that than her bastard child.

  24. Dan

    1: What’s the definition of a question mark!!!

  25. Dan

    24: Are you saying you give a shit about this story because King Kong is each of the top ten worst movies?

  26. Pikachelsea

    “And why is SHE a whore but Liev isn’t?”

    I agree. They’re BOTH whores.

    Enjoy your shotgun wedding, losers! How romantic! Not.

  27. Carsten5577

    “And why is SHE a whore but Liev isn’t?”

    Because ONLY women use their sex to get ahead in life and obtain what they want. All actresses will fuck a donkey to get a nice role. Women will do literally anything for a buck, no matter how degrading or humiliating it is. If you don’t know that you’re either an idiot or a liar.

  28. patrick bateman

    oh my god surely if you didnt want kids before marriage you should use contraception thats what i did then when i got married i came off the pill
    maybe thats because i have a brain and she doesnt?
    and i hope shes a better mother than her character in the ring cos shes a terrible mother lol
    liev is great in scream what the hell is he doing with this bitch??
    ill give it 2 years top
    then that will be a story to tell the kid
    “yeah me and your daddy got married before you were born,but i bored the fuck out of him so now hes leaving us forever,but hey at least you werent illigitimate” DUH!!!

  29. Lowlands

    At least they’re getting taxdiscount after they’re married.

  30. crazyotto

    hey Liev,how’s your wife and my kid?

  31. NicotineEyePatch

    28: “Women will do literally anything for a buck, no matter how degrading or humiliating it is. If you don’t know that you’re either an idiot or a liar.”

    Unlike men, who are willing to go as low as fifty cents, depending on how many of his friends will find out about it.

  32. Lowlands

    I’ll bet he shoved a ringpuller around her finger outside when it got dark.

  33. badmath113

    Their folks must be so proud! [farts loudly]

  34. BarbadoSlim

    STILL don’t know who they are. Has she done any inter-species erotica? Any goat on midget videos?

  35. She does look big but remember she is a petite woman and her husband is quite tall/big. Petite women usually carry bigger because there’s no where to go but OUT! lol It’s usually a bit
    harder on the stomach skin and muscles to recover after birth and babies, too, because the skin and muscles stretch so much.

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