Naomi Campbell strikes again


Naomi Campbell was sued again yesterday by a former maid who claims she assulted her while making bigoted remarks. The court papers call Campbell a “violent super-bigot” and claims she said things like: “You are not in the Third World any more, stupid” and “Romanians are not usually as dumb as you” all while kicking or punching the maid in the back of the head as she searched the closet for a pair of jeans.

They actually called her a ‘violent super-bigot.’ That’s like a whole other class of bigot usually reserved for old men who live in secret lairs and plan the destruction of all those “damned Jews.” Ya know, like Mel Gibosn. Zing!