Naomi Campbell reportedly smashed up $50,000 worth of stuff on her boyfriend’s new yacht because she wasn’t pleased with the appetizers or the wine when she ordered the chef to make a “memorable, romantic meal” for her and her boyfriend.
A man in Viareggio harbour said:
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leahdeadly | July 17, 2006 at 2:46 pm
She seems like a nice lady.
Fugurself | July 17, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Naomi should come and blow me. Now I can see how really angry she can get when I cum b4 her.
boo | July 17, 2006 at 2:48 pm
what the hell is this chick’s issue? i guess being attractive makes her think she has certain rights above other humans. little does she know that looks fade, and all she’ll be left with is her stellar personality.
morokolli | July 17, 2006 at 2:51 pm
seriously, this ho’ is gone way too far. She should be jailed and treated, preferably in a place that includes straitjackets
SpecialAgentWind | July 17, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Why isn’t this ball buster over in Iraq? The war would’ve been over in a day.
bigponie | July 17, 2006 at 2:54 pm
who does this dude think he is…
Rossarooni | July 17, 2006 at 2:56 pm
How does this chocolate covered praying mantis even manage to find personal assistants anymore? Or boyfriends for that matter? Or invitations to yacht parties? Or modeling contracts?
Nimuë LaMer | July 17, 2006 at 2:57 pm
This bitch needs to be taken down a few pegs. First of all, she ain’t all that – especially as models go, she’s fucking OLD on that scale.
Brangelina needs to cargo drop this bitch into Darfur or Somalia so she can get a glimpse into what suffering really is. Little snacks not shaped like swans like you wanted? Aw, poor asshole. Here. Eat these grubs, bitch!
Italian Stallion | July 17, 2006 at 3:03 pm
I always thought “The Incredible Hulk” turned green when he got mad, not black………
DonLes91 | July 17, 2006 at 3:04 pm
Naomi Campbell throws a fit. In other news, the sky has been determined to be blue.
Justin Igger | July 17, 2006 at 3:05 pm
dis bitch should chang her name to Justin Igger 2
PapaHotNuts | July 17, 2006 at 3:05 pm
I had a can of Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup in the pantry the other day, and when I went to grab it, it punched me.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 17, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Angry black bitches give the best head, especially if you like your balls clawed off with acrylic nails. Oh yeeaaaahhhhhh.
Fugurself | July 17, 2006 at 3:10 pm
#13 Osh, I will love to milk you…..
jane's eyre | July 17, 2006 at 3:13 pm
Does her boyfriend technically qualify as a man? I wonder how many times she’s beaten him up. Stupid pussy.
Spindoc | July 17, 2006 at 3:14 pm
Hmm, all the wife-beaters out there and she keeps dating wimps
Stef | July 17, 2006 at 3:18 pm
I can see it. Parents telling their kids they can’t break things or throw tantrums and the kids hitting back with,”But Naomi Campbell does!”
And they can use the old standby, “Well if Naomi Campbell jumped off a bridge..”
Maybe we’d get lucky and she would.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 17, 2006 at 3:20 pm
#14 – Last time I was milked we churned some butter from it but then MeganHarris smoked all of it. So I’m about due for another round.
This discussion really takes me back to my old cat-milking days in Motown…
pinky_nip | July 17, 2006 at 3:20 pm
I haven’t seen a receding hairline like that since Telly Salvalas.
joker13 | July 17, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Her hairline looks nasty,and she is very annoying.
BarbadoSlim | July 17, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Someone needs to take this bitch down hard.
Get me Ike Turner’s number, STAT!
Zanna | July 17, 2006 at 3:26 pm
She’s not even a g/f anymore she’s a liability. Who the fuck does that kind of shit over food? I mean, when they fuck up my order at MacDonalds you don’t see me freaking out. All you see is yellow paint all along down the side of my car and Ronald MacDonald rolling down the middle of route 9.
Italian Stallion | July 17, 2006 at 3:36 pm
@12 Thats some funny shit dude.
PapaHotNuts Mom: Papa, did you eat your Campbells Chunky soup?
PapaHotNuts: No!!!!
PapaHotNuts Mom: Why not sweetie?
PapaHotNuts: It keeps punching me mama.
krisdylee | July 17, 2006 at 3:37 pm
What a cunt.
And I truly mean that in the most cunty way.
Cunt.
tarjamarja | July 17, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Well, it might not have been romantic or a meal, but at least she nailed the memorable bit.
JollyJumjuck | July 17, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Well, since her b/f is royalty, maybe he expects that sort of thing in a wife. Treating the hired help like crap, flying off the handle at every little thing, breaking antiques (hey, he’s a prince, he can probably easily afford to replace that old shit on the boat). If you’re going to date royalty, what is more sexy than acting the stereotype?
Mr. Nice Guy | July 17, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Who the hell does Naomi Campbell think she is. Sounds like this chick is in need of a Whitney Houston Style beat-down. And what is she doing on a boat anyway. The only boat she needs to be on is the Amistad.
Icognito79 | July 17, 2006 at 3:48 pm
I miss the good old Naomi Campbell days where she was a spokeswoman for PETA and wore minks.
pop | July 17, 2006 at 3:54 pm
rage-a-hol is a powerful drug…
i just don’t see how she always gets away with this? someone’s gotta take this bitch down – someone like stormshadow or ZARTAN!! he’d be all about like ‘i’m your new assistant…’ then it would be like ‘i’m really zartan you ho!’ and then he’d kill her. damn, that would make a great musical like rent, but instead it would feature zartan kicking naomi’s ass…
http://www.popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
DancingQueen | July 17, 2006 at 3:54 pm
Nice weave.
ValeWolf | July 17, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Why can she get away with everything?! That bitch.
She needs a summer camp at prision.
jFp | July 17, 2006 at 4:01 pm
I prefer mine pink….so this bitch doesn’t rate with me.
PapaHotNuts | July 17, 2006 at 4:05 pm
@27 That’s fucking wrong and hilarious at the same time.
Grobpilot | July 17, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Insane, whacked-out snag.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 17, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Nice hairline, Naomi, are you channeling Art Garfunkle as a tall, black, female ballbreaker? Her boyfriend is Asmodeus, Duke of Hell. Only one eternally damned would willingly spend more than five minutes with this missing link, let alone fuck it. The Hulk comparison was good, as that is how juvenile this limey scag is. Naomi mad! Appetizers no good! Naomi must break something! Naomi must hit someone! Why, oh, why can’t she aspire to be just like Natalie Wood?
nc72 | July 17, 2006 at 5:07 pm
She’s so going to look like Whoopi Goldberg in a few years.
http://www.exposay.com
JungleChik | July 17, 2006 at 6:09 pm
Naomi Campbell vs. Russell Crowe = Ultimate Celebrity Death Match
chris | July 17, 2006 at 6:14 pm
LOOK!! It’s Naomi and Russell’s NEW cell phone endorsement deal!
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2006/04/the_naomi_campb.html
Pearly | July 17, 2006 at 6:29 pm
I can’t believe that not one of these assistants has thought to blackmail her. I’m talking about 5am wake up photos baby and maybe pop in while she has her weave out and is sitting there with three hairs. She would probably be your bitch for photos like that. Just a thought…
Amber | July 17, 2006 at 6:36 pm
#27—>
Okay, I realize this is going to fall on death ears, but there is no need to say that Naomi should be on the Amistad.
Its one thing to make fun of her situation and/or her reaction to life, but its another to endorse slavery especially since youre a white man, the same type responsible for enslaving African Americans in the first place.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 17, 2006 at 6:38 pm
#40 – You’re a stupid bitch! FYI.
ahu | July 17, 2006 at 6:44 pm
Her face reminds me of Lafawnduh from Napoleon Dynamite.
bunnyhugger | July 17, 2006 at 8:05 pm
okay, i realize i’m one of the ones who is always screaming about not feeding the trollish types, but i can’t resist.
WTF are death ears???
ptprez | July 17, 2006 at 8:47 pm
40
as for my death ears…
that bitch should have played kizzy in roots…
she is everything that is wrong with a black with too much power…or so she thinks…
she should be at my house cleaning my toilet, because after all..WHO IS SHE???
garbagepailkid | July 17, 2006 at 9:16 pm
40#
You are a total imbecile. First of all, white people come a variety of diffrent nations and backrounds . You racist.
White people did not all descend from slave traders, and a whole slew of other races were involved in the practice of slavery as well… including the africans who sold their own people.
Why should i feel fucking guilty for something someone else did, that had nothing to do with myself or my ancestry simply because you are a moron and think white is a singular ethnic backround?
Oj simpson murders white women. Because of that do i assume that every black person i see is related to him,indirectly responsible for his crimes, and intends to kill me?
Yes, i do… but you get my goddamned point.
bunnyhugger | July 17, 2006 at 9:45 pm
i think death ears are like the death star. they suck q-tips in with a powerful tractor beam, and then all sorts of shit happens involving large furry creatures, wise old men and lots of fire power.
and the end of all this, the q-tip somehow escapes and the head (to which the ears are attached) explodes, with lots of light and music. somewhere in the distance, applause is heard.
thank you, thank you, i’ll be here all week.
(sorry, that was pretty bad, i have to admit. death ears, i love it!)
whoworksatworkanyhow | July 17, 2006 at 11:08 pm
I’m sure this has been said before, because this woman assults people all the time…i’m pretty sure she does it in her sleep even, but I’m going to claim she’s beat me down too. I’m pretty sure she asked me where her jeans are…and i couldn’t find them…or i found her the wrong ones. and then i made her a salad that had too lettuce in it. and then she threw her cell phone/PDA/midget wrestler at me. Why doesn’t everyone who has ever known/worked for her just sue now? save us the hassle of coming out one by one.
whoworksatworkanyhow | July 17, 2006 at 11:09 pm
oops that should be too much lettuce. sorry. my bad. although i’m sure she’d beat my ass for putting lettuce in her salad at all.
Marceelf | July 17, 2006 at 11:39 pm
She should hook up with Tom Cruise. With some vitamins and vegetable oil and a lot of scientology supervision maybe they could turn her into the zombie Katie Holmes is.
That would be a real service to humanity.
outoftown | July 18, 2006 at 7:41 am
receding hairline?