Naomi Campbell was charged with assault for hitting her housekeeper in the head with a Swarovski crystal-encrusted Blackberry after accusing her of stealing clothes when she couldn’t find a pair of jeans she wanted to wear on “Oprah.”
Ever the diva, Campbell hid the handcuffs under a white fur poncho. Sources said she also asked to ride in her own car to the police stationhouse and then paused as her minions begged cops to let them fix her bangs before she was escorted outside. The requests were denied.
“[She] told her people to lie, to say the maid tripped and hit her head,” a police source said. “Her staff is afraid of her – afraid she’ll go off on them and they’ll lose her paycheck.”
Naomi was released on bail and in a statement released late last night denied the housekeeper’s claims as completely untrue.
“She is sadly mistaken if she thinks she can extract money from me by concocting lies by recycling old stories. I have asked my lawyer to look into filing both theft and extortion charges against her.”
It’s hard to believe Naomi Campbell’s side of the story when she already has a reputation for head-butting and face-slapping the help. The maid should be thankful all she got was a phone to the head, as opposed to Naomi punching through her stomach and eating her heart. Which is actually what I do. How else are they supposed to learn?
oh, and thanks #37. i’ve been wanting to say the same thing, but i was afraid to get tracked down, stalked, and decapitated by papahotnuts’ rabid followers.
i mean, i think his posts are funny too, but sheesh.
Evangelia! I think you were a tad generous in your description of Leb bitches. They’re off the scale when it comes to being arrogant whores. Snotty cows get nose jobs and peroxided hair and start acting like their pussies are gold-plated and diamond-encrusted or something. Get over yourselves, shrameet.
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Perhaps someone should’ve tipped ol’ Naomi off that the “theft deterrent” feature was just a clever advertising bit.
Can’t wait for the new warning labels to avoid future lawsuits: “Do not throw in face!”
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Perhaps someone should’ve tipped ol’ Naomi off that the “theft deterrent” feature was just a clever advertising bit.
Can’t wait for the new warning labels to avoid future lawsuits: “Do not throw in face!”
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Perhaps someone should’ve tipped ol’ Naomi off that the “theft deterrent” feature was just a clever advertising bit.
Can’t wait for the new warning labels to avoid future lawsuits: “Do not throw in face!”
Gah…sorry
Much like Cedric the Entertainer said on Kings Of Comedy – “I wish a muthafucka would!”
I’d easily work for Naomi and if she even dreamed about trying to assault me in any way, that mildly-retarded bitch better wake up and apologize! These folks either love lawsuits or they are truly scared of her. Either way, she KNOWS who to pull that shit with – someone who won’t physically fight her back. She’s never laid a finger on Tyra. Ty-Ty can be professional and all but if necessary, I’m sure she’d beat the brakes off Naomi’s 5 ounce ass…..balee-dat!
i wonder how many friggin polar bears she owns…
she has enough fur coats
I’d pay to see Naomi kick shit out of Mariah.
I know I’m not the first one to it…but damn she and Russell Crowe need to get together…Maybe finish eachother off with a phone duel to the death and improve humanity all in one go.
am i the only one who finds her ugly?
am i the only one who finds her ugly?
She’s probably one of those schizo people, being partly Japanese : peace of mind, and whatever else : ferocity. Geezus Christ.
OkieDokie i am SO with you on that one!!!!!
naomi is still waaayyy hot, but what a bitch!!! she needs to seek anger management!!! id sue her if i was smacked by her too!!
#44 What the hell!!???
I hope that she gets nailed for this one. She is NUTS and she thinks she can get away with anything because the STUPID police and judges get charmed by her celebrity and who knows….maybe a few blow jobs (dunno wasn’t there.) I cannot stand this egotistical, hateful, vipershrewbitch creature straight from the anus of hell!Do us all a favour and lock her up and throw away the key. She is a waste of air!!
Naomi is a bitch and deserves to DIE! DIE DIE DIE YOU SUPERMODEL HASBEEN DIE!
You know, I’m down on the whole “whalin’ on the help” thing and I’ll never be able to look at her without laughing again after #11′s “big, black giraffe” description, but doing the perp walk in a white fur poncho to hide the handcuffs, and shades – even I’ve gotta give her 10 out of 10 for style.
she obviously doesn’t know her own strength. and model or not, i bet she looooves cake. b/c “they” all love cake.
oshkosh, papahotnuts, lickylicky…i’m planning a “louisianians for stopping shitney spears” rally. tomorrow! in ruston! each of you bring 10 others, some cd’s of her warbling, and i’ve got the kerosene… refreshments immediately after.
First post!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT! HY-OH I’ve spent the last week trying to be the first post. I’ve wondered why people are so hung up on being the first poster but I don’t anymore. It feels fucking awesome. Like rimjob-from-a-really-hot-hooker awesome. Mrs. auh2o is going to plotz when I tell her that I’m first poster on the Naomi Campbell story.
I’ve heard that Naomi Campbell gives blood once a week and provides homes for orphan puppies. Maybe all you haters just better step off. Step off indeed. The housekeeper probably deserved it. She was probably interfering with Naomi’s important philanthrophical work. Forty-eight cents of every dollar Naomi earns goes straight into a bank account to help homeless people with hairlips. She feels that she’s been blessed with incredible beauty and wants others, especially the homeless, to be beautiful, too. She’s also the the woman that deflowered me, lo, those many years ago. She insisted we do it doggy style, and I’m a better man for it. It was tender and torrid at the same time. Because she’s a sex genius.
So it turns out that I’m not actually the first post. My dingbat secretary was totally wrong when whe explained to me how this whole thing works. She’s been fired, of course.
But who cares, really, if I’m not the first poster. I’m the 69th poster. Which is infinitely cooler for obvious reasons. If it’s not obvious to you, that’s because you’ve never done 69 with Naomi Campbell. Which I have. Several times. Once Naomi says, “baby, 69 me” you’ll never be able to think of anything else in connection to the number 69 again. Like, for example, you are adding up your phone bill and whatnot and it comes to $69, you’ll think of the times that you 69ed Naomi Campbell. Like I have, as mentioned above.
I’m new here, so I may be speaking too soon, but I snicker when I see people say “FIRST” or #33 and then see that they are not.
All I can say is that Naomi better prepare herself for some intense anal destruction come prison time.
For the record, y’all, I knew I wasn’t the first post. I was being facetious; hence the multiple exclamation points and “1″‘s.
Although I suppose it would’ve been funnier if I’d been the 100th poster.
Half-Japanese?! Since when?!
I do feel a bit sorry for her; drink, drugs and anger issues, AND she had to sleep with Adam Clayton? Harsh.
I can’t wait till this bitch hits the WRONG maid one too many times, the maid who knows ground fighting and jujitsu the one maid who totally knocks her black ass OUT! Someones gotta just throw a straight right on her chin when she bows up like a crazy black voodoo doll bitch.. She’d be all “WTF?? Wheres my jeweled panties rarrrarraaahhh then BOOM!! Out cold. Man I’d pay anything to see that.
Angel_Baby, you’re an idiot.
I want to see noami and Kimora lee Simmons in a fight.. thats entertainment.
78TH!!!!
yeah, and stop with papahotnut fellatio sessions already, you are gonna burn him.
she looks like that black rap-guy little john
Those Who Can, do. Those Who Can’t Anymore, fling trendy communication devices at the innocent for publicity.
“…Lines on the mirror, lines on her face, she pretended not to notice she was caught up in the race..”
P.S. Is she related to Russell Crowe?
auh20, did you vote for Barry Goldwater?
P.S Naomi has a loose anus.
#72, as funny as your comment is, I have to say that I don’t think lezzie prison works that way.
Naomi and Mike Tyson would make a perfect couple…
Naomi Campbell makes me pee in my pants.
christee, I have a better idea: let’s have a Katrina-Aid Britney Spears gang-bang. Oh wait, that was wrong…
Olichka, I thought they fashion strap ons out of soap bars and twine in lez jail? Either that or I have been grossly misinformed about prison (damn you Showtime!) …. ;)
#38, in denying that you said that Naomi wasn’t responsible for her behavior you then go on to blame MEN for her behavior. Again, in the real world, people are responsible for their own behavior. You sound like a very biter unattractive girl that goes out to bars and gets angry because all the pretty girls get hit on. Well if MEN are repsonsible for Naomi Campbell being a bitch who can we blame your personality on?
Definitely a case of borderline personality disorder. We make excuses for people with money. The woman belongs in an institution, either a prison or a hospital. Looks will take you a long way, but as they say it is easy for a sane man to act insane, but impossible for an insane man to act sane….
Hmmm… so far, doesn’t look like anyone would “hit it”.
Nothing says Has-Been like no one wanting to crawl inside it.
You;re over, Naomi… get used to the real world. Perhaps we’ll see you on Skating with the Stars next season.
I am DYING to see her on The Surreal Life, her and Janice Dickinson would be a dream come true , watch the bitch slapping ensue!
Naomi should guard the border and beat them domestics back across the border. All she needs to survive are the coke shipments she confiscates and an El Grande mirror. Vamos BeeOtch!!!
oshkosh- katrina gang-banging britney? i’m so confused! although, that does sound like k-tard’s wildest fantasy… either way, that’s one hell of a douche.
Dearest Legal Diva
When I feel like an original (if un-harmonic) ditty instead of fellating (admittedly extremely clever) PapaHotNuts’s bollocks, you will be the first person I come to for an opinion. Second of course will be Mamacita who, instead of voicing an independent opinion, would prefer to ride the coat-tails of a groupie such as yourself – “PHN – you consistently make my day – simper dribble fawn”. Holy CHRIST girl – get yourself a real legal diva and sue!
And by the way – if you spent more than twenty seconds trying to make my admittedly pathetic rendition of Sesame Street fit – well – for the sake of Allah have a few bottles of red wine like me and relax – it works wonders! (And even shit rhymes work!
:-) )
Go PapaHotNuts – all adulation aside you are pretty fucking funny you fucker!
haaa… I can’t wait to see Oprah throws her punches at Naomi’s face for a good lesson on human decency… or so I wish…
she needs to be sent to jail, now…
Pretty she is, but so insecure- why does she find it necessary to STAY in silly weaves and blue/green contact lenses. I think she would slit her wrists if she ever confronted her contact lens less weave less self (and i hope that day is soon)