Naomi Campbell still beating people up

March 31st, 2006 // 96 Comments

naomi-campbell-arrested.jpgNaomi Campbell was charged with assault for hitting her housekeeper in the head with a Swarovski crystal-encrusted Blackberry after accusing her of stealing clothes when she couldn’t find a pair of jeans she wanted to wear on “Oprah.”

Ever the diva, Campbell hid the handcuffs under a white fur poncho. Sources said she also asked to ride in her own car to the police stationhouse and then paused as her minions begged cops to let them fix her bangs before she was escorted outside. The requests were denied.

“[She] told her people to lie, to say the maid tripped and hit her head,” a police source said. “Her staff is afraid of her – afraid she’ll go off on them and they’ll lose her paycheck.”

Naomi was released on bail and in a statement released late last night denied the housekeeper’s claims as completely untrue.

“She is sadly mistaken if she thinks she can extract money from me by concocting lies by recycling old stories. I have asked my lawyer to look into filing both theft and extortion charges against her.”

It’s hard to believe Naomi Campbell’s side of the story when she already has a reputation for head-butting and face-slapping the help. The maid should be thankful all she got was a phone to the head, as opposed to Naomi punching through her stomach and eating her heart. Which is actually what I do. How else are they supposed to learn?

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  1. imabeeatch

    First.

  2. imabeeatch

    She had a dinner party the night before and invited Mariah Carey who didn’t get enough to eat so she ate the jeans and apparently her own panties.

  3. okiedoke

    “Campbell was charged with assault and could face up to seven years in prison if convicted.”

    Like she’ll ever do that kind of time. I believe the help. She’s a total phony and apparently an abusive one at that.

  4. ive heard so much bad about her, she must be the biggest asshole. i never thought she was hot either. ughhhhh….

    http://www.rab1501.com

  5. HughJorganthethird

    10 bucks says Naomi-zilla could easily kick both Timberlake’s and Federline’s asses. Not sure about Oprah though, she’s from Chi town and would probably jam that Blackberry straight up NC’s skinny ass. Then shank her for good measure.

  6. Jay from the Bay

    Why are bulldykes so quick to lose their temper and turn to violence?

  7. prideofchucky

    MORAL: Don’t F*CK with Naomi Campbell. You wanna know why? Cuz THE BLACK DON’T CRACK!

  8. Italian Stallion

    I thought the guy from Milli/Vanilli committed suicide?

    Glad to see he is still alive!!!

  9. BigJim

    Her and Russell Crowe should have a “beating people senseless with telephones” contest. My money’s on Crowe, because he already proved how much ass he can kick in Gladiator.

    Is it just me, or do other people see NC going the way of Whitney Houston before long?

  10. This is like some sick abusive relationship – the maid tripped and hit her head? Anybody whose seen a Lifetime made for t.v. movie knows what that’s all about. The only reason why Naomi still gets anyone to work for her must be the ever present potential for a lawsuit. Or she imports her help from countries that think Naomi Campbell is a type of canned soup. Regardless, Naomi is one fugly bitch. She must get her attitude from being the world’s first tranny supermodel.

  11. PapaHotNuts

    Can you imagine an pissed off Naomi in 1979? If that big black giraffe got angry then, she would have to throw one of those 12 lb rotary phones, and that shit could kill you. And if it didn’t, it would have taken 10 minutes to dial 911 with that dial.

  12. #3 – I dunno, something about Naomi Campbell screams “Prison Bitch in Waiting” to me.

  13. tits_on_snack

    FIRST!!!!!!!!

  14. MissAppropriated

    *To be sung to the tune of “Sesame Street”*

    Want to be beaten up?
    There’s a waaayyyyyyyy
    “Anger management?” we hear Nomes saaayyy

    “Can you tell me how to get
    How to get this blood off of meeeee?
    Off my diamante Blackberryyyyyyyyy”

  15. Jacq

    As far as I’m concerned, she can beat the snot out of whomever she desires under 2 conditions:
    1. She has the money to get her dumbass outta trouble
    2. It’s not me that she’s wailing on me

    That said, why in the hell is she a supermodel? She’s NOT pretty, she’s not nice and at this point isn’t she pretty old?

    Was she in the bathroom? Was she wearing diapers? Were there demons in the maid’s face?

  16. mcsegeek1

    Gee, what a shock to realize you can have a pretty face and still be a bitch.

  17. Yeah, Naomi is claiming that this is phoney and the woman is trying to extort money from her….She must be right, I mean who would EVER believe that Naomi Campbell, who has lost three assault cases, gone through anger management and rehab classes could have a temper. My guess is that the maid sais something like this. “Gee, that sweet girl Tyra Banks knew to quit modelling before she got too old….how much younger than you is she again?”

  18. krisdylee

    Is she really wearing a ball cap AND a white fur poncho? Really? THAT should be against the law, never mind the assault. Whatta twat.

  19. Wait, she has a Swarovski crystal-encrusted Blackberry? Where can you buy these? As for missing Oprah, why are stars so bad at making appointments? Seems like it’s usually the girls, too. Does anyone know what Oprah said when Naomi didn’t show? Anything less than:

    “Naomi couldn’t be with us today because she is a bitch.”

    would be lame.

    And last but not least, why doesn’t Naomi just use her hand? What’s with all this use-anything-on-you-as-a-weapon stuff? Doesn’t she care about breaking her Blackberry? Or does she have a rule about not touching the proles?

  20. Grphdesi23

    Not enough money in the world you could pay me to work for this bitch.

  21. imabeeatch

    That’s not Naomi Campbell. That’s a drag queen. See the resemblance?

    http://www.celebrity-pics.net/dp/2-24.htm

  22. pamalamadingdong

    she looks like lil jon in that pic

  23. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Yeeeeaaaah! What? ok….

  24. HughJorganthethird

    I love it when someone type’s FIRST and they’re actually 13th. Love it. Keep up the good work.

  25. Conductor71

    #11 almost made me pee in my harlequin leather Speedoes

    I say lock her up but dont give her access to any phonecards in jail or she might slice someones head off with it

  26. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Damn you pamalama. You stole my ramajama mamamojo jamma! Bitch. ;) <— winky smile. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. I’m a dork.
    PS. Where’s Papahotnutz; I live in Monroe – let’s meet up in Shreveport and go to Larry Flynt’s. Holla!

  27. Conductor71

    are you sure its not just Dennis Rodman in a wig? ever seen them in the same room together?

  28. SoCalGal420

    Throwing shit at the maid is never cool, but Naomi has been modeling since she was 16 (so no, she’s not an “old hag” she’s only mid-30s if that)and people have been filling her head with this diva crap since she made a name for herself and made these designers hella cash; it goes with the territory. What came first? The shitty diva-tude or the people kissing her ass and telling her she’s entitled? And for the record, most supermodels aren’t pretty, they’re not meant to be; most of them had something that stood out about them, Naomi was young with good skin and African/Brit models were huge in the 80s, Kate Moss started “heroin chic” and Tyra and Gisele are the titty girls, A. Lima is the “hottest virgin alive” or whatever. It’s all marketing, so don’t hate the playa, hate the game. That and some of these comments are borderline racist, so settle down with the “black” comments; a bitch is a bitch, be it a white, asian or lebanese bitch!

  29. overcast

    She must pay extremely well for anyone to actually want to put up with her. and ENOUGH WITH THE “FIRST” BULLSHIT. Every site I go on there is some retard that has to post OOO LOOK AT ME I’M FIRST TO POST.

  30. Legal Diva

    Dear MissAppropriated

    Please be advised that your song lyrics contain too many syllables to be properly harmonized to the tune of “Sesame Street”, nor is it funny.

  31. Xopher.tm

    FURST!

    Shit. The bitch is crazy, period.

  32. imabeeatch

    #29 You’re just jealous. Nanenanebooboo

  33. #28, So let me get this right, NONE of her bad behavior is her fault, it’s because of people filling her head with that Diva-Tude. Yeah, ok. I got news for you, when somebody is in their 30′s anything they do is their own responsibility.

  34. mamacita

    #30 Right on! I kept trying to make it work and it just wouldn’t! I think MissAppropriated and Whitney have been spending a little time together.

  35. LickyLicky

    Damn, OshKosh! Another Louisianainananaian? Transplant to Monroe thanks to Katrina or a natural Monroe-vian?

    I wonder if Naomi threw the phone at her because she was roaming. Or maybe calling outside the network. I bet she went over her plan minutes! It has nothing to do with jeans and Oprah, guaranteed.

  36. Sheva

    Oh the sadness of not having her enter the system on the weekend. It would have been great to see her locked up in Rikers Island all weekend.

    I hope that poor lady gets her for a bundle.

  37. Walnuts

    #29…my sentiments exactly! Can we also stop with papahotnuts worship?

  38. SoCalGal420

    #33 Nope, you got it wrong; I believe the FIRST thing I said was that throwing shit at the maid was NEVER cool, nor did I imply that she is BLAMELESS, however MEN let popular and beautiful women get away with shit all the time, YOU guys started that shit, why be mad now? Are you an advocate for intolerance of violence against women? Or are you just mad it’s Naomi Campbell? Lindsay Lohan, Halle Berry and Kate Moss got away with all kinds of shit, why? B/c many dudes consider them “hot chicks” and they get a “pass”.

  39. Courtney

    Hey #28, how dare you reduce Gisele to a “titty girl”. Have you not seen her entire lower half? I’d kill for those legs. And her ass.

    But seriously though, how is Naomi even still in the news? When children have temper tantrums, you’re supposed to *stop* giving them attention, which is totally what I’m doing right now.

  40. DrDanny

    This is such old news! I heard both this and the previous items on Access Hollywood last night. Come on, guys! I come here for the real deal!

  41. hafaball

    she can head butt me any day! Daaammnnnn!

  42. Conductor71

    I remember now where I’ve seen that picture before – its the scene in “Star Wars” when they handcuff Chewbacca

  43. Star Maker Machinery

    She’s gonna get rammed hardcore in lezzie jail. Hope her years in the fashion industry have taught her how to get on her knees … or hide a nail file up her ass.

  44. maiira

    OMG FIRST POST!!!!1!111!!one!1!1

    I’d never even heard of this bitch until I started reading the Superfish. And with good reason; she bores me.

  45. Mr. Fritz

    “Her and Russell Crowe should have a “beating people senseless with telephones” contest. My money’s on Crowe, because he already proved how much ass he can kick in Gladiator.”

    That’s exactly what I thought when I first read this post.

  46. Mr. Fritz

    Oh, by the way, I smashed Tori Spelling in the face with my 10 pound iron skillet. Surprisingly, I think she looks more attractive this way.

  47. christieb

    Anyone know where I can pick up an application for the housekeeping position?? I’ll bet she HAS to pay a fortune to get anyone to work for her!!

  48. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    1) Throwing shit at the maid IS cool, and it helps me take my mind off stuff, like designers calling me names like “swollen sea cow” and “gerbil face”, and the fact that I can’t find my bottle of barbituates.
    2) Of course her Blackberry isn’t encrusted with diamonds. That’s her vagina you’re thinking of. Skeet skeet.
    3)Ms. Licky, I was born on the bayou.
    Now I’m going to go eat some crawfish and listen to my extended family play zydeco music on the porch while we drink moonshine out of Alligator skulls. Geaux Tigerz!
    4) Yes, my job is really boring.

  49. Evangelia

    dear #28
    i must disagree. i would not put lebanese bitches in the same category as white, black, and asian bitches. they are 16289797 times worse.

  50. Conductor71

    Last!!!

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