Naomi Campbell redefines classy

November 19th, 2007 // 93 Comments
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Naomi Campbell attended the 30th birthday of British socialite Davinia Taylor at The Colour Rooms. Davinia Taylor used to have lesbian threesomes with Jude Law’s ex-wife Sadie Frost and Kate Moss. I thought I’d give you a little bit of awesome info to make up for what you’re seeing above. In the meantime, somebody get Britney Spears away from any and all computers. I don’t want her getting ideas, if that’s even possible. The last thing I need is paparazzi shots of this outfit hanging on for dear life at a Malibu Taco Bell. I don’t hate my eyes that much, despite the fact they can’t even see through walls or women’s clothing. I mean, seriously, what are they even there for?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin.com

  1. I saw Jimbo’s troll earlier, I think. On the Kanye post?

    Veggi, let’s blow this place and get appletinis..

  2. thank you so much for making me laugh so much at the britney visual i spit my subway daily special on my work computer!

  3. That’s not a fanny pack. It’s her nutsack!

  4. veggi

    hahaha 49! nice lady!

    FRIST!!! I’ve been wondering when it was gonna be time. It’s thanksgiving time, and I’m thankful for appletinis!

  5. Ted from LA

    I wonder who she had to punch to get those shoes.

  6. want meds

    um, not that I want to stick up for Ms. Campbell, but wtf are the people AROUND her wearing? Seems like Xed out 80s party-goer was a theme here . . .

  7. Mike

    #51 FRIST and VEGGI, am I invited?

  8. God Bless alcohol..

    Hey, so what is this post even about? The picture frightened me so bad I had to hurry and just scroll down..

  9. Mike – Shhhhhhhh Keep it down. I don’t want to wake my troll.

  10. Only if yer buying, Mike..

  11. Mik

    #59…….sorry Jimbo. So why did you go off on me the other day Jimbo?

  12. Mik

    #60 Of course I will FRIST, as long as I can sit between you and Veggi. Deal?

  13. Texas Tranny

    Not only will I buy, I’ll also serve the drinks.

  14. ohh dear… how… pathetic

  15. Mik

    Not only will I buy, serve the drinks, but will massage you too FRIST and Veggi.

  16. Mike, I did not go off on you the other day. When was this?

  17. steve

    YUKKKK!!! you can smell the unwiped ass in the pics!!!

  18. Hey Mike, I think you lost an E

    Well, off to lunch!!! It’s 5:00 somewhere..(like it needs to be)

  19. Mike

    #68, I know, guess I am not all here today. But then again, when am I ever here.

  20. veggi

    what the fuck is britney doing today???????????????????????????

    sober minds need to know. So I have something to talk about once I’m drunk.

  21. amma

    WAY TOO OLD FOR THAT OUTFIT HONEY!

  22. boo

    First Heidi Klum shows her ass crack in public, then Naomi shows everything BUT the crack. Asses are the new boobs?

  23. Veggi you’re sober? What is wrong with you? Are you sick today??

  24. XFILE102

    My cock is not sure whether it is grossed out, offended, or both.

  25. Lady Sin

    She’s been COKED UP!
    Just WOKE UP & thought it was HALLOWEEN!!!!

  26. lux

    What the hell???????

  27. LUsciousLUcy

    She’s going to a chav-themed party. I know most of you Americans won’t have a clue what that means but just thought I’d let you know.

    Also, all of you Superficial “regulars” are the biggest losers. Can’t you try to say something vaguely amusing instead of posting your crappy in-jokes all the time?

    And I await the backlash…

  28. KamUK

    I hate this woman as much as anyone for fucks sake, but for crying out loud bitch is at a fucking fancy dress party of course she looks stupid.

  29. GringaR

    there is absolutely nothing acceptable about this outfit, or this picture. good god.

  30. She was found opened a profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named http://Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger, along with blogs and photo. About this matter, she said Never. I will check it out for you guys and come out with the truth soon.

  31. cousinfred

    With a face like that she belongs in the movies – maybe like “28 Days Later”?

  32. oh my fuking god. that’s an absolute ugly sight!

  33. eeeh_wrong

    there is no Taco Bell in Malibu.

    …you must be thinking of the La Salsa.

  34. goodbye kitty

    Nothing like 40 year old drag queens at a rave

  35. ToTellTheTruth

    Fucking nasty.

  36. blizzy

    @ #10 – funniest thing i’ve read all day! LMAO

  37. rob zoomby

    She looks like an 80′s throwback with the fannypack and leopard spots tights

  38. Narcissist

    It’s Pat!

    Nothing screams skanky like animal print. Hot the way she covers her cooch with a fanny pack.
    Eh, probably just pics at the wrong time.

  39. jetta

    Crazy Girl you get your raver beads on girly !! :D
    and don’t forget then glowticks

  40. jetta

    Crazy Girl you get your raver beads on girly !! :D
    and don’t forget then glowticks

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  42. Todd and Joey Bennett-Dallman

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