Naomi Campbell attended the 30th birthday of British socialite Davinia Taylor at The Colour Rooms. Davinia Taylor used to have lesbian threesomes with Jude Law’s ex-wife Sadie Frost and Kate Moss. I thought I’d give you a little bit of awesome info to make up for what you’re seeing above. In the meantime, somebody get Britney Spears away from any and all computers. I don’t want her getting ideas, if that’s even possible. The last thing I need is paparazzi shots of this outfit hanging on for dear life at a Malibu Taco Bell. I don’t hate my eyes that much, despite the fact they can’t even see through walls or women’s clothing. I mean, seriously, what are they even there for?
Photos: Bauer-Griffin.com
um…sick…
Pretty sure she’s on drugs
At least her butt still looks tight. Oh I forgot, she’s black; their asses always stay tight (yes, I’m jealous).
Somebody go get TT, this is his dream thread!
OMG she’s such a hag…and a crack whore…why is she still alive??
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahahahaha!!! She’s wearin’ a fanny pack!!!!..
Does this mean the end is near?..
Is she wearing a fanny pack in front? Why, God, why?
Is she going to a rave…and a time machine? I’m pretty sure they don’t have raves anymore. That’s why she’s going to the time machine.
Hey, man! She’s pretty hot (for a black girl.) No, I’m kidding. She’s not. At least she’s British. That’s the only thing she has going for her.
Watch out, flying cell phone!! Is that Grace Jones?
Is that a glow in the dark tampon in her hand?
FRIST – Where is TT when you need him?
i’m guessing this is the “5 o’clock free crack giveaway” she’s attending. and i see she’s came carrying merchandise to trade. smart girl cause it’s never really free. ass, cash, grass, or posh sneakers.
*jiggle jiggle jiggle*
#4 wasn’t even me. What a stupid thing for a troll to say. It wasn’t funny, and it didn’t make me sound like a crackwhore. How boring..
Doesn’t she know spots-on-the-ass is sooo last season?
What a joke. That woman deserves to be thrown to the wolves. She has no purpose in life. Plus, she’s old and stupid and ugly and a total wench…why is she dressing like a cracked-out 21 year-old?? Isn’t she like, 45 years old by now??
I’m not sure what to say about this.
Maybe I wouldn’t wear something like that out in public, but I might wear it at home. Or maybe I would wear it, down to the “tranny-bar” if I was looking for some quick action, because everyone would know only a $1.99 whore would wear such a outfit to the bar.
What a fucking E-Tard. I bet she is rolling her nuts off. I think she has nuts. Ask Dick he seems to be a genital expert. Drum N’ Bass in your face bitches.
Mike Tyson was sentenced Monday to 24 hours in jail and three years’ probation for drug possession and driving under the influence.
The former heavyweight champion had pleaded guilty in September to a single felony count of cocaine possession and a misdemeanor DUI count.
So he got more time then Lindsay or Nicole, that’s fucked up. Maybe Naomi sold it to him?
Apparently, years of strutting the cat walk has taught this animal nothing about fashion. My dog dresses better than her.
what an awesome ass..really that is a great ass
She’s pretty old to be dropping E and going to raves.
Do they even do raves anymore? So 90s.
Which is about how old she is, right?
nigs…
That so does not look like Naomi Campbell – are we sure it’s even her?
Naomi’s checklist before leaving the house…Pleather fanny pack circa 1988…check…leapord-print fishnets borrowed from Britney Spears…check…ugly wooly mammoth jacket that looks like it came from the dollar store…check…cheap-ass horrible weave…check…
I DO NOT want to refresh and have to see her manass anymore.
Jimbo, please tell me you didn’t think that troll was really me!
What’s with the high tops? Is that a fashion statement or in case she wants to change shoes to go dancing. I’m thinking she’s holding and just looking for a telephone wire to toss those things over.
ok. just a thought.
her stupid ass picture has a pleather thong…right? sooooo, could it be that it’s a “thong in the back, fanny pack in the front” little number?
I’m gonna throw up my tofurkey..
she still looks better than tyra banks.
#27 Really?? That’s all you got? Moron..
I hate trolls FRIST!!! And yours is absolutely lacking in creativity..
FRIST – how did you get stuck with the retarded troll today??
I can’t think of a thing to say about those pics. Well, except for maybe ‘What an ugly dumb fucking cunt!’.
@30 No shit. At least it’s not Tyra Banks in that suit.
I don’t know, I really think it needs a drink..
She almost makes Pox Spice look like she’s got a purpose in life.
She’d better keep that candle away from that nasty weave!
Euugghhhhh… She has a green face, too… And these pink smileys in her hair look so Japanese but it does not match with the rest…
I wonder what noise the outfit makes when she farts
Talk about a used, washed up, sorry piece of @$$. I would not hit that if my life depended on it, because I’d die either way. And at least my last thoughts would not be of Naomi.
She’s dressed for 3-some act-shon.
I really like the outfit, except I wouldn’t wear a thong panty with pantyhose.
“WTF? Over….”
Why does it look like her head was photoshopped to the pics? Anybody else notice that? Her head looking way to big for her body…um yea…
Vince L – Favre seems to be channeling Bart Starr.
And he’s getting so much protection – the O line is making Jerry Kramer and Fuzzy Thurston look like the Olsen pins.
Oh dear…
Why does that cracked-out monkey whore have a tampon in her hand?
p p p p p pa-LEASE! something else! anything else!
Jimbo, you don’t have a troll today or what?
Pfft. I wore that ol’ thing to my grandfather’s funeral last week. And when the priest asked me to leave, I belched the ABC’s, gave his nuts a good twist, spit in the holy water and flashed my tits to the crowd.
I’ll miss yah Gramps!
I’ma just kidding.
I belched 3 Hail Marys.