Naomi Campbell attended the 30th birthday of British socialite Davinia Taylor at The Colour Rooms. Davinia Taylor used to have lesbian threesomes with Jude Law’s ex-wife Sadie Frost and Kate Moss. I thought I’d give you a little bit of awesome info to make up for what you’re seeing above. In the meantime, somebody get Britney Spears away from any and all computers. I don’t want her getting ideas, if that’s even possible. The last thing I need is paparazzi shots of this outfit hanging on for dear life at a Malibu Taco Bell. I don’t hate my eyes that much, despite the fact they can’t even see through walls or women’s clothing. I mean, seriously, what are they even there for?
Photos: Bauer-Griffin.com
Jaba the Slut | November 19, 2007 at 12:45 pm
um…sick…
baaaaaaa | November 19, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Pretty sure she’s on drugs
Shallow Val | November 19, 2007 at 12:47 pm
At least her butt still looks tight. Oh I forgot, she’s black; their asses always stay tight (yes, I’m jealous).
FRIST!!! | November 19, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Somebody go get TT, this is his dream thread!
Duh | November 19, 2007 at 12:49 pm
OMG she’s such a hag…and a crack whore…why is she still alive??
veggi | November 19, 2007 at 12:51 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahahahaha!!! She’s wearin’ a fanny pack!!!!..
Does this mean the end is near?..
Tiffany | November 19, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Is she wearing a fanny pack in front? Why, God, why?
The Beer Baron | November 19, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Is she going to a rave…and a time machine? I’m pretty sure they don’t have raves anymore. That’s why she’s going to the time machine.
Dick Richards | November 19, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Hey, man! She’s pretty hot (for a black girl.) No, I’m kidding. She’s not. At least she’s British. That’s the only thing she has going for her.
Sizzurp | November 19, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Watch out, flying cell phone!! Is that Grace Jones?
Jimbo | November 19, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Is that a glow in the dark tampon in her hand?
FRIST – Where is TT when you need him?
fiona mango | November 19, 2007 at 1:05 pm
i’m guessing this is the “5 o’clock free crack giveaway” she’s attending. and i see she’s came carrying merchandise to trade. smart girl cause it’s never really free. ass, cash, grass, or posh sneakers.
scooby | November 19, 2007 at 1:07 pm
*jiggle jiggle jiggle*
FRIST!!! | November 19, 2007 at 1:13 pm
#4 wasn’t even me. What a stupid thing for a troll to say. It wasn’t funny, and it didn’t make me sound like a crackwhore. How boring..
Ames | November 19, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Doesn’t she know spots-on-the-ass is sooo last season?
Lovely | November 19, 2007 at 1:14 pm
What a joke. That woman deserves to be thrown to the wolves. She has no purpose in life. Plus, she’s old and stupid and ugly and a total wench…why is she dressing like a cracked-out 21 year-old?? Isn’t she like, 45 years old by now??
Texas Tranny | November 19, 2007 at 1:24 pm
I’m not sure what to say about this.
Maybe I wouldn’t wear something like that out in public, but I might wear it at home. Or maybe I would wear it, down to the “tranny-bar” if I was looking for some quick action, because everyone would know only a $1.99 whore would wear such a outfit to the bar.
Sizzurp | November 19, 2007 at 1:24 pm
What a fucking E-Tard. I bet she is rolling her nuts off. I think she has nuts. Ask Dick he seems to be a genital expert. Drum N’ Bass in your face bitches.
Sizzurp | November 19, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Mike Tyson was sentenced Monday to 24 hours in jail and three years’ probation for drug possession and driving under the influence.
The former heavyweight champion had pleaded guilty in September to a single felony count of cocaine possession and a misdemeanor DUI count.
So he got more time then Lindsay or Nicole, that’s fucked up. Maybe Naomi sold it to him?
Asian Sensation | November 19, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Apparently, years of strutting the cat walk has taught this animal nothing about fashion. My dog dresses better than her.
Naomi Campbell's Tampon | November 19, 2007 at 1:27 pm
what an awesome ass..really that is a great ass
Sister Sweetly | November 19, 2007 at 1:30 pm
She’s pretty old to be dropping E and going to raves.
Do they even do raves anymore? So 90s.
Which is about how old she is, right?
One word | November 19, 2007 at 1:37 pm
nigs…
Schell | November 19, 2007 at 1:41 pm
That so does not look like Naomi Campbell – are we sure it’s even her?
Duh | November 19, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Naomi’s checklist before leaving the house…Pleather fanny pack circa 1988…check…leapord-print fishnets borrowed from Britney Spears…check…ugly wooly mammoth jacket that looks like it came from the dollar store…check…cheap-ass horrible weave…check…
yick!!!! | November 19, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I DO NOT want to refresh and have to see her manass anymore.
FRIST!!! | November 19, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Jimbo, please tell me you didn’t think that troll was really me!
Auntie Kryst | November 19, 2007 at 1:49 pm
What’s with the high tops? Is that a fashion statement or in case she wants to change shoes to go dancing. I’m thinking she’s holding and just looking for a telephone wire to toss those things over.
veggi | November 19, 2007 at 1:50 pm
ok. just a thought.
her stupid ass picture has a pleather thong…right? sooooo, could it be that it’s a “thong in the back, fanny pack in the front” little number?
I’m gonna throw up my tofurkey..
combustion8 | November 19, 2007 at 1:52 pm
she still looks better than tyra banks.
FRIST!!! | November 19, 2007 at 1:53 pm
#27 Really?? That’s all you got? Moron..
veggi | November 19, 2007 at 1:56 pm
I hate trolls FRIST!!! And yours is absolutely lacking in creativity..
Jimbo | November 19, 2007 at 1:59 pm
FRIST – how did you get stuck with the retarded troll today??
I'mSpeechless | November 19, 2007 at 1:59 pm
I can’t think of a thing to say about those pics. Well, except for maybe ‘What an ugly dumb fucking cunt!’.
Feckless | November 19, 2007 at 2:02 pm
@30 No shit. At least it’s not Tyra Banks in that suit.
FRIST!!! | November 19, 2007 at 2:04 pm
I don’t know, I really think it needs a drink..
my comment | November 19, 2007 at 2:04 pm
She almost makes Pox Spice look like she’s got a purpose in life.
She’d better keep that candle away from that nasty weave!
EuroNeckPain | November 19, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Euugghhhhh… She has a green face, too… And these pink smileys in her hair look so Japanese but it does not match with the rest…
I wonder what noise the outfit makes when she farts
PunkA | November 19, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Talk about a used, washed up, sorry piece of @$$. I would not hit that if my life depended on it, because I’d die either way. And at least my last thoughts would not be of Naomi.
yukadoozer | November 19, 2007 at 2:08 pm
She’s dressed for 3-some act-shon.
FagHag | November 19, 2007 at 2:09 pm
I really like the outfit, except I wouldn’t wear a thong panty with pantyhose.
Vince Lombardi | November 19, 2007 at 2:13 pm
“WTF? Over….”
Nicolerox | November 19, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Why does it look like her head was photoshopped to the pics? Anybody else notice that? Her head looking way to big for her body…um yea…
Binky | November 19, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Vince L – Favre seems to be channeling Bart Starr.
And he’s getting so much protection – the O line is making Jerry Kramer and Fuzzy Thurston look like the Olsen pins.
Giggles | November 19, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Oh dear…
naomi.sux.com | November 19, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Why does that cracked-out monkey whore have a tampon in her hand?
veggi is fucking grossed out | November 19, 2007 at 2:22 pm
p p p p p pa-LEASE! something else! anything else!
Mike | November 19, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Jimbo, you don’t have a troll today or what?
LadyJane | November 19, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Pfft. I wore that ol’ thing to my grandfather’s funeral last week. And when the priest asked me to leave, I belched the ABC’s, gave his nuts a good twist, spit in the holy water and flashed my tits to the crowd.
I’ll miss yah Gramps!
LadyJane | November 19, 2007 at 2:33 pm
I’ma just kidding.
I belched 3 Hail Marys.