Naomi Campbell introduced the Pussycat Dolls at their Cipriani Wall Street Concert Series show Tuesday and managed to laugh at herself by joking:
“I invite you all to please put your phones away – off the table – so I can’t get to them.”
My God they taught it to feel. Now they just need to remove its crippling strength and it might actually pass for a human being. Unlike that thing I built in my basement. Sewing up cadavers is less scientifically sound than you might think.
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
Naomi…would u be my mommie? My real mommie is brittney spears..but she won’t take care of us… my daddy said that she’s not allowed around us..if u would be our mommie, a mean mommie i guess is better than no mommie……i think..i don’t know, coz i don’t have a mommie…help me…..please no bald head…..
Just to reiterate, if you didn’t catch my previous messages on this subject. I would bang the holy hell out of Naomi Campbell. She would need bionic legs because I’d bang her until her real legs fell off. Then, they would also create a commemorative bobble-head doll just so that everyone could see that I was hittin’ that until she shook loose a few vertebrae. Damn, that bitch doesn’t just make me horny, she gives me primal urges.
Naomi Campbell AKA saltpeanuts