Naomi Campbell introduced the Pussycat Dolls at their Cipriani Wall Street Concert Series show Tuesday and managed to laugh at herself by joking:
“I invite you all to please put your phones away – off the table – so I can’t get to them.”
My God they taught it to feel. Now they just need to remove its crippling strength and it might actually pass for a human being. Unlike that thing I built in my basement. Sewing up cadavers is less scientifically sound than you might think.
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Fifth Stooge | April 19, 2007 at 8:52 am
Did you see where Payless Shoe Source has that BOGO stuff going on until May 4th?
didey23 | April 19, 2007 at 8:53 am
who is this?
Fifth Stooge | April 19, 2007 at 8:54 am
It was advertised right here on the Superficial.
HerpesHilton | April 19, 2007 at 8:54 am
She is a very, very bad person. She is one of the ugliest celebrities out there, moving WAY ahead of Christopher Walken and Steve Buscemi.
Fifth Stooge | April 19, 2007 at 8:55 am
Don’t shoot the messenger.
Jason The Barbarian | April 19, 2007 at 8:57 am
Seriously, does ANYONE think she’s hot?
Fishstick | April 19, 2007 at 9:00 am
stooge – meet you at payless.
FRIST!!! | April 19, 2007 at 9:00 am
Yayyy…a new post. This is some grade A news right here. She’s a stupid bitch, and no freaking way has she EVER been “hot”.
BTW I find Walken and Buscemi sexy/creepy.
Conky | April 19, 2007 at 9:05 am
Not hot and not nappy-headed.
Fifth Stooge | April 19, 2007 at 9:05 am
#7- Stick, I’m on my way out the door right now.
#4- HerpesHilton, all Christopher Walken needs is “more cowbell” and he’s as cool as they come.
DrPhowstus | April 19, 2007 at 9:10 am
I really wanna punch that dude in the face, the one in the green jacket. In that last picture, he looks like he has a mouth full of putrid semen.
UkChick | April 19, 2007 at 9:10 am
Haha! I love her. She is probably one of the funniest celebs except she is pure evil lol
DrPhowstus | April 19, 2007 at 9:11 am
@9 — But still a ho.
BarbadoSlim | April 19, 2007 at 9:13 am
Fuck this psycho cunt, she hasn’t been relevant since …err wait, well she’s never been really relevant.
Anyway check out homo-assistant’s expression on the last picture.
faggot.
Ruby | April 19, 2007 at 9:13 am
i agree with FRIST!!! So ugly that they are sexy/creepy.
Fishstick | April 19, 2007 at 9:14 am
mmm…sexy/creepy. walken was great in the prophecy. i need a nap. or some coke.
jrzmommy♠ | April 19, 2007 at 9:15 am
Hey, Stooge, let us know if you run into SJQLQ five-finger discounting shit from Payless.
kamihi | April 19, 2007 at 9:17 am
That creepy dude behind her looks like hes a pickpocket. I don’t like her, even though shes British, shes Britains most horrible export, even worse that Victoria Beckham, not ugly just horrible and spoilt and vile.
FRIST!!! | April 19, 2007 at 9:18 am
Yeah…..coke
No, if I had my choice I would take an oxy. But since I can’t, I will just deal with the hangover that was given to me and comment once more that this chick has always been hideous, and again that I would totally do Walken and Buscemi at the same time even, ugly/hot as they are.
veggi | April 19, 2007 at 9:18 am
That’s a beautiful hand woven handbasket she’s going to hell in. Wait. That’s her weave.
Fishstick | April 19, 2007 at 9:27 am
wait – Walken and Buscemi at the same time?!!? you would give birth to a litter of bug-eyed babies!
rrd | April 19, 2007 at 9:27 am
funny, joke, naomi. lot of good you did your poor immigrant maids. nice, real nice.
i’m going to Payless at lunch! I want me some plastic shoes.
FRIST!!! | April 19, 2007 at 9:28 am
Nuh ah…I’m on the pill
jrzmommy♠ | April 19, 2007 at 9:36 am
I wish Naomi would poke herself with a cattle prod.
NicotineEyePatch | April 19, 2007 at 9:36 am
Not so sure that was a joke she made so much as a warning she was giving.
Ruby | April 19, 2007 at 9:41 am
lol @20. That’s Naomi’s new career direction: stand-up comedy. “Hey, have you heard the one about the evil, inhumane super model who couldn’t find her new jeans??”
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 19, 2007 at 9:45 am
HAHAHAHAAA 20 =))
Fifth Stooge | April 19, 2007 at 9:49 am
#17- jrzmommy♠ – Who is SJQLQ?
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 19, 2007 at 9:53 am
Star Jones Queen La Queefa?
p0nk | April 19, 2007 at 9:58 am
dammit JRZ, you beat me to it. I was going to suggest she needs to poke something else at herself, preferably something sharp. (Make me soo piss off)
whitegold | April 19, 2007 at 10:01 am
Is there any reason why she’s at all relevant still? She doesn’t actually model anymore, does she?
cate | April 19, 2007 at 10:14 am
I hate the bitch, but come on, that was pretty funny.
wedgeone | April 19, 2007 at 10:46 am
Admitting that you have a problem is half the battle. Now if Britney & Paris would admit that they can’t stay away from penis for more than 15 minutes ….
wedgeone | April 19, 2007 at 10:47 am
BTW – what happened to her tits? As ugly as Paula Abdul’s rack looks, it’s still a rack. Naomi has an anti-rack.
jrzmommy♠ | April 19, 2007 at 10:52 am
pOnk cho’s diary…4/19 Deal Dialy: Today… not so good. Jrzmommy beat me to cadder plod joke….make me so piss off.
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 10:57 am
if you look at her face you can totally imagine her in 30 years. oh the horrow.
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 10:58 am
if you look at her face you can totally imagine her in 30 years. oh the horror. it’s bad enough having to see her now.
DUCK!
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 10:59 am
i don’t know why it is posted twice sorry
jrzmommy♠ | April 19, 2007 at 11:01 am
could have something to do with typing it twice….once spelling horror incorrectly and once spelling horror correctly, but adding DUCK!
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 11:09 am
i know as i said in another post my computer keeps freezing so i have to try and make it do something. hence the excess posting. and as i saif TWICE to people sorry. people post their comments five times sometimes
jrzmommy♠ | April 19, 2007 at 11:15 am
sometimes….but not always. and they’re assholes, anyhow, so they don’t count…..those…those…multiposters.
ambrosia | April 19, 2007 at 11:19 am
HAve you seen her mother shell look fine in 30 years and at the end of day shes a spermodel her personality is not what matters its the fact that she won the genetic lottery.
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 11:32 am
#41 lol!! you sounded like will ferrell there. :) (that’s a compliment i know alot of people hate him). who is it that naomi reminds me of? chuck norris?…no. there is genuinely someone she reminds me of though
krazihottkelli | April 19, 2007 at 12:07 pm
OMG–I pity the poor dick that gets stuck with her…she’ll kill him for sure..what an ugly bitch..
jrzmommy♠ | April 19, 2007 at 12:16 pm
43–she reminds you of Bill Cosby.
krazihottkelli | April 19, 2007 at 12:43 pm
I would pay someone to wail a phone at that stupid ugly bitches face…she thinks she’s so above everyone..
frenchie | April 19, 2007 at 2:25 pm
She looks like Miss J on Americs Next Top Model.
lickmybutt | April 19, 2007 at 2:27 pm
at least she is better at sarcasm then britney.
unless she wasnt being sarcastic…
in that case, she is one funny ass crazy chick.
i wish i could throw things at people who pissed me off.
krazihottkelli | April 20, 2007 at 7:48 am
MOMMIE, wake up from you coma and come home to my brother and me.. I heard someone say, Brittney was my mommie, but I don’t see her, she has her dog with her, but not us..Mommie,,why do u hate us…
21orlandogirl | April 20, 2007 at 10:28 pm
i don’t understand why being tall and anorexic makes it okay for her to be a coke snorting phone throwing man. she doesn’t have shit on tyra.