Naomi Campbell never not beating people

October 26th, 2006 // 59 Comments
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Naomi Campbell was arrested again in London yesterday on suspicion of assaulting her drug counselor after the counselor walked into a police station with red scratches all over her face and told police Naomi had done it. A spokesperson for Naomi said:

“We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Once police have investigated we are sure this will be resolved satisfactorily.”

So apparently Naomi’s spokesperson has been living on the moon for the past eight years. This isn’t like Julia Roberts. This is Naomi Campbell. Her client might as well be a Kodiak bear. Who also happens to be half shark. And has rabies.


  1. Alex

    That bitch is 110% ghetto-fab. I bet she can put a Viking to shame in the sack.

  2. cole007

    on this is classic – she was AT drug counseling when she FREAKED? She *really* needs some smack to settle down her smacking ways!!!! Maybe she should look up babyshambles and moss and get some dope!

    yes, she needs to be locked up and eat jello off a prison floor.

  3. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    Oh sure, except Ferret has not linked to MY blog so I guess I just suck. Not that anyone COULD link to my blog, because blogsopt is down AGAIN. That site goes down on us more than Kate Moss does on a bottle of champagne.

    And I guess I’m kinda new, so…

  4. sayll

    Why is she still around? She’s not even unique anymore. She’s just….old.

  5. aurealis

    For real? If a bitch acts up, you expect a sista to just NOT smack her? Please. Naomi, you do what you gots to do. Black Rage!!!!

  6. The Cheat always flips out when he sees a bear holding a shark.

  7. HollyJ

    she’s a fucking washed-up ugly old cunt with nasty alien lips

    who the fuck cares ?

  8. Ironically, if someone did to her face what she is accussed of doing to others – her career would halt – thereby losing thousands of dollars in income until her ‘imperfections’ were healed.

    Probably – no one wants to ruin her face – so she is never attacked back :-?

  9. damn, i really want her to match up with some chick who gives as good as she gets one day…

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