Naomi Campbell never not beating people


Naomi Campbell was arrested again in London yesterday on suspicion of assaulting her drug counselor after the counselor walked into a police station with red scratches all over her face and told police Naomi had done it. A spokesperson for Naomi said:

“We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Once police have investigated we are sure this will be resolved satisfactorily.”

So apparently Naomi’s spokesperson has been living on the moon for the past eight years. This isn’t like Julia Roberts. This is Naomi Campbell. Her client might as well be a Kodiak bear. Who also happens to be half shark. And has rabies.