Naomi Campbell landed the June cover of W magazine and was overheard telling friends she was the first black model to ever do so (which she isn’t). She then laughed: “All I had to so was scrub some floors and hit my maid.”
Haha, get it? Because she physically abuses people and that’s funny. All she had to do was hit her maid! Hilarious! I once pushed an old woman down the stairs because she smelled funny. Then when I started laughing she got all upset. I bet Naomi would’ve understood. She gets me.
@49 Wasn’t me, looks like that bullshit still happens here………
People have to change names to act like little bitches. Pretty cowardly if you ask me……..
Fuck off, all of you……..
Sheesh, jrz, I thought you knew the guy? It’s easy to tell if it’s the real Stallion – he sounds like a mentally challenged tough guy, just like Stallone. At first I thought it was intentional, but now…
@52 she does know me and she also knows that when I said “fuck off, all of you” I was talking to the ones who steal names to act like fucktards, hence my post and what was said before that……….
Thanks, drive through now asshole……….
uh…thanks for the invitation to “drive through” your asshole, but it aint that kinda party. I dig the ladies, solamente.
P.S. my name has nothing to do with “Rocky”, ask your girl and she’ll tell you why 10,000 of my potential children died on her face last night……….
“Day Late, Dollar Short” the Italian Stallion story…
*sniff sniff* Yes….it’s a hairless, balless pink penis………at 12:00.
“Unfortunately, yes, that is my penis……” the Interpeter story……
Wow…most hideous dress ever…and i do mean ever
Yeah, you got me, I’m Wally. We’re all Wally. When we’re not Sarah-Jean, that is. How could it be any other way?
Well, anyway, it was nice matching wit with you, hope I didn’t hurt your feeling.
She looks like one of the Supremes-the Other Two.
who said anything about Wally?
#55 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(breath)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Clearly, round one goes to Stallion. And didn’t you mean his mother? Interpreter or whoever the fuck you are, you’re no Ferret. Which must make you a fucking walrus. Which reminds me about this joke about your mom, my cock, and a few dozen cotton balls…
Mem’ries,
Like the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way we were…
Anyway…
My penis is neither pink nor ball-less.
I’m with RichPort – that shit (#55) has been funny since third grade and I still bust a gut whenever I hear it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@64 – Photographic evidence can be damning…
Rich, you look so cute in your cheerleading outfit!
“Like” the corners of my mind? Like, NO!
Try Light the corners of my mind……
He does look cute in his cheerleader outfit…..hey, those aren’t pom poms, motherfucker!!
i feel so pitty fer her… look at her face, that dress and this guy next to her – he surely had to pay for going out with her… reminds me of an (expensive though) prostitute. nothing against them.
I fucked wally’s mom in this outfit… I damn sure better look cute in it. Who knew geriatric patients were such jackhammers in fuicking bed? Gentlemen, hear this: fuck a hospice patient… especially one with Parkinson’s… very shakey and romantical… not you wally… please don’t try explaining to the cops AGAIN why you came on your comatose mom’s face. That “it’s really just Jergen’s” excuse got old a few dozen whacks ago, cupcake.
next you’ll be bringing out the PrettyBaby comments
I bow to the 2 experts on old songs and old lines. I’m just not that good at endless repetition.
…among other things………
@73 – Your mom actually calls me a “sexpert”… right before she puts her teeth in a glass…
Oh, and I’d like to lick Naomi Campbell’s lips and stick her to a wall…
It’s like we’ve been in stasis. Rewarding in its initial rush of familiarity, but so quickly enveloped by a crushing dysphoria. Dontcha think?
What an ugly Bitch. Didn’t read her story, don’t give a fuck what she said or did.
has anyone else noticed she has a “5 o clock shadow” thing going on? Seriously. Ewwww
#21 LOL. I was wondering why that man was wearing a swan costume, now I know. Thanks.
If only she hadn’t bashed up her maid, there would have been someone around to stop her from leaving the house in that hideous fat-making dress.
First!
Woohoo, I’m a moron, I won teh internets!
First!
First!
First for me – you all LOSE.
Anyways.
That is one ugly skank and one ugly dress.
Her face looks like it would make a highly effective plunger.
Then you could dry up the splashes with that wad of tissue she’s sportin’.
She needs to laugh her ass to a tube of Carmex, her lips are ashy.
She is incredibly ugly…. seriously ugly, how can she possibly be a model? I wouldn’t piss on her if she wanted me too, nor would I shit on it… I think some one already beat me to that anyway.
carmen electra is fat
so i like naomi she can lick my asshole
#5 rules. But I think Wesley Snipes would be pissed if you shit on his face.
I wann pull off her wig and punch her in the fat lips with a cell phone.
And while she’s on the floor, collecting her teeth I’ll chop her head off with a machete. LOL.
That’s what I would do to her if it was legal.
;P
i’d rather have aunt jemima than her.
what’s up with that dude with the funny little black glasses and funky hair? do people who wear those actually take themselves serious? do they expect normal people to take them serious? wtf? but then again, he IS eating with NC, nuff said.
Bitch looks like Brian Greens mom, except she’s hotter. So are fucking pit bulls……….
Oh, and don’t forget, she’s not sucking dick in hell, well, not yet anyway………….
haha no one else thought the 3 things you couldnt give her by jrzmommy was hilarious? omg i’m totally remembering that joke
@89 – That’s because I’m not in hell yet… but I’m well on my way. And I have me a raging hard on for some geriatric poon.
EWWW SHES FUGLYY. and shes all ashy, gross.
shes uglier than that old dude sitting next to her…it is a “her” right?
what a bitch. i’m sorry, but it’s stupid comments like that that ruin careers. oh wait, she doesn’t really have one to ruin, since all she did to land herself on the cover was beat the shit out of someone-there’s talent. bitch.
I like bloody pepe’s
Shes beautuful
it’s irony you bunch of idiots
that why she said it
She not only has more beauty than all of you but more brains as well
She has a great sense of humour and her vicious assitant deserved it