Naomi Campbell landed the June cover of W magazine and was overheard telling friends she was the first black model to ever do so (which she isn’t). She then laughed: “All I had to so was scrub some floors and hit my maid.”
Haha, get it? Because she physically abuses people and that’s funny. All she had to do was hit her maid! Hilarious! I once pushed an old woman down the stairs because she smelled funny. Then when I started laughing she got all upset. I bet Naomi would’ve understood. She gets me.
gem | June 12, 2007 at 10:28 am
wow. how un-awesome of her.
kate | June 12, 2007 at 10:29 am
First?
P911GT10C | June 12, 2007 at 10:29 am
People with no talent are so funny!:D
titsonsnack | June 12, 2007 at 10:33 am
I don’t get why people put up with this bitch’s crap. It’s not like models aren’t a dime a dozen, how does this sasquatch stay in the biz?
booga1134 | June 12, 2007 at 10:35 am
If I shit on her face, would anyone be able to tell?
responsibillies | June 12, 2007 at 10:35 am
Our bet is that she stays in the business by using three little letters:
DSL’s!!!
adeliza | June 12, 2007 at 10:36 am
I HATE this fucking bitch. What is the big fucking deal about her? Sure she ain’t ugly, but she ain’t all that either. I would never put up with her shit. Another stupid fucking asshole bitch that people put up with just because she is “gorgeous”. FUCK HER!!!
Fifth Stooge | June 12, 2007 at 10:39 am
What a woman.
crackwhore | June 12, 2007 at 10:41 am
why is she famous again?….that bitch is ugly….there are so much more beautiful people in the world than her….
micah_d | June 12, 2007 at 10:43 am
#5… that was awesome.
Naomi | June 12, 2007 at 10:44 am
No no no, you all don’t get it. It’s funny because my maid is poor!
getyourhandoutofmycat | June 12, 2007 at 10:46 am
lmao @ # 5…you’re going to get me fired
CursedClem | June 12, 2007 at 10:49 am
After all these years I still can’t see how this butt ugly bitch is a model.
havoc | June 12, 2007 at 10:50 am
Who is this chick again?
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Melissa | June 12, 2007 at 10:52 am
She’s just like Kyle’s mom *hihihi*: a bitch!
So… A little South Park to her.
“Have you ever met Naomi Campbell,
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She’s a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair,
She’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She’s a stupid bitch, Campbell is a bitch,
And she’s such a dirty bitch”.
titsonsnack | June 12, 2007 at 10:53 am
I mean no really. She isn’t that great looking. She ain’t bad but she ain’t that great either. How she got where she is, is beyond me.
Texas Tranny | June 12, 2007 at 10:55 am
I would so LOVE to be her maid. She could beat me anytime. Yummy
booga1134 | June 12, 2007 at 10:57 am
It looks like Ike Turner punched her in the mouth.
Bern | June 12, 2007 at 10:57 am
She has the face of an … ugly black chick.
Beatles * Beatles | June 12, 2007 at 10:59 am
She meant that with a sense of IRONY –
it is easy to understand her concern
with all the beautiful and extraordinary black women throughout the years – W MAG ONLY PUT ONE ON THE COVER WHEN THERE WAS SOMETHING NEGATIVE.
In other words, the readers would not be interested in black models unless there was a very high profile negative angle
The outrage should be on W mag as well for years of …
yolatengo | June 12, 2007 at 11:02 am
I liked her better when she played for the Bulls and was married to Carmen Electra
Fluffy Butt | June 12, 2007 at 11:02 am
go back to the ghetto bitch. you ain’t funny .. or cute!
shananai | June 12, 2007 at 11:02 am
she just looks like a bitch in every single one of those pictures.
Fashion Police | June 12, 2007 at 11:05 am
Her dress looks like a toaster cover that my grandmother used to have.
How could she still consider herself a supermodel. She is now the size of a polar bear and has the same face as Mike Tyson.
Crazy[Leaping]Bunny | June 12, 2007 at 11:07 am
What the fuck does she think is soooo funny about it?! More to the point what the fuck is she bloody wearing?!
Texas Tranny | June 12, 2007 at 11:17 am
LOL, yes that dress. It looks like one of my best “sissy outfits” I wear for the older perverts that like little girls.
yolatengo | June 12, 2007 at 11:21 am
also, is that a 5 ‘oclock shadow she’s sporting?
Brock Landers | June 12, 2007 at 11:26 am
I’d say I laugh at just about anything related to her at this point.
Spindoc | June 12, 2007 at 11:26 am
She is looking MORE and MORE like Wesley Snipes in that movie “Too Wong Foo”
JumpinJ | June 12, 2007 at 11:34 am
Did she burn her lips giving head to an exhaust pipe? She so looney she could have. Look at size of those things!
Abe Lincoln | June 12, 2007 at 11:47 am
Wow, I might have been totally wrong after all…
jrzmommy | June 12, 2007 at 11:48 am
She belongs on the cover of N magazine.
krazihottkelli | June 12, 2007 at 12:00 pm
shez cute and mean
but I like mean chickz
they r funny…
yo Brittney(mommydearezt)
see how nice her hair lookz
u need to call thiz bitch,quick.
Camran | June 12, 2007 at 12:01 pm
To #32
You MF Racist Pig. You should be lynched and burned alive!!!!!
WowJustWow | June 12, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Another convict.
NEXT!
Texas Tranny | June 12, 2007 at 12:10 pm
@34, leave Mommy alone.
pohzimi | June 12, 2007 at 12:23 pm
her lips oh god ewwww. someone tell me why sausage lips are desirable.
jrzmommy | June 12, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Wow, back for one day and the trollin starts. Well, guess some things just never change.
jrzmommy | June 12, 2007 at 1:11 pm
34–and someone should roll you in flour and look for the wet spots, you fat fuck.
YouRang | June 12, 2007 at 1:13 pm
She looks like Terrel Owens in a wig and a dress.
Italian Stallion | June 12, 2007 at 1:15 pm
I’ve used this line on someone else but it definately applies to this bitch too………
I wish you could watch “Roots” backwards so we could see this bitch go back to Africa…….
YourMom | June 12, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Dear god, she has ashy Wesley Snipes lips.
Italian Stallion | June 12, 2007 at 1:16 pm
I bet she can break dance and spin on those lips……..
jrzmommy | June 12, 2007 at 1:20 pm
But since I’m being called a racist, might as well go for it…
Tell me three things you can’t give Naomi Campbell? A fat lip, a black eye and some manners.
Bern | June 12, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Wait, Naomi Campbell is black?
Camran | June 12, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Clearly I was way off.
jrzmommy | June 12, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Clearly. Asshat.
Italian Stallion | June 12, 2007 at 1:47 pm
@46 – give it a rest, jrz isn’t racist. Most people who know her say she’s enlightened (by New Jersey standards).
jrzmommy | June 12, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Thank you, Stallion.
Speaking of racists, anyone seen DanYELL lately?
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | June 12, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Hey Naomi, Grace Jones called, she wants her look back..