Naomi Campbell laughs about abuse

June 12th, 2007 // 95 Comments

Naomi Campbell landed the June cover of W magazine and was overheard telling friends she was the first black model to ever do so (which she isn’t). She then laughed: “All I had to so was scrub some floors and hit my maid.”

Haha, get it? Because she physically abuses people and that’s funny. All she had to do was hit her maid! Hilarious! I once pushed an old woman down the stairs because she smelled funny. Then when I started laughing she got all upset. I bet Naomi would’ve understood. She gets me.

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  1. gem

    wow. how un-awesome of her.

  2. kate


  3. P911GT10C

    People with no talent are so funny!:D

  4. titsonsnack

    I don’t get why people put up with this bitch’s crap. It’s not like models aren’t a dime a dozen, how does this sasquatch stay in the biz?

  5. If I shit on her face, would anyone be able to tell?

  6. Our bet is that she stays in the business by using three little letters:

  7. adeliza

    I HATE this fucking bitch. What is the big fucking deal about her? Sure she ain’t ugly, but she ain’t all that either. I would never put up with her shit. Another stupid fucking asshole bitch that people put up with just because she is “gorgeous”. FUCK HER!!!

  8. why is she famous again?….that bitch is ugly….there are so much more beautiful people in the world than her….

  9. micah_d

    #5… that was awesome.

  10. Naomi

    No no no, you all don’t get it. It’s funny because my maid is poor!

  11. getyourhandoutofmycat

    lmao @ # 5…you’re going to get me fired

  12. CursedClem

    After all these years I still can’t see how this butt ugly bitch is a model.

  13. havoc

    Who is this chick again?


  14. She’s just like Kyle’s mom *hihihi*: a bitch!
    So… A little South Park to her.
    “Have you ever met Naomi Campbell,
    She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
    She’s a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair,
    She’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
    Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
    She’s a stupid bitch, Campbell is a bitch,
    And she’s such a dirty bitch”.

  15. titsonsnack

    I mean no really. She isn’t that great looking. She ain’t bad but she ain’t that great either. How she got where she is, is beyond me.

  16. Texas Tranny

    I would so LOVE to be her maid. She could beat me anytime. Yummy

  17. It looks like Ike Turner punched her in the mouth.

  18. She has the face of an … ugly black chick.

  19. She meant that with a sense of IRONY –

    it is easy to understand her concern

    with all the beautiful and extraordinary black women throughout the years – W MAG ONLY PUT ONE ON THE COVER WHEN THERE WAS SOMETHING NEGATIVE.

    In other words, the readers would not be interested in black models unless there was a very high profile negative angle

    The outrage should be on W mag as well for years of …

  20. yolatengo

    I liked her better when she played for the Bulls and was married to Carmen Electra

  21. Fluffy Butt

    go back to the ghetto bitch. you ain’t funny .. or cute!

  22. shananai

    she just looks like a bitch in every single one of those pictures.

  23. Fashion Police

    Her dress looks like a toaster cover that my grandmother used to have.

    How could she still consider herself a supermodel. She is now the size of a polar bear and has the same face as Mike Tyson.

  24. Crazy[Leaping]Bunny

    What the fuck does she think is soooo funny about it?! More to the point what the fuck is she bloody wearing?!

  25. Texas Tranny

    LOL, yes that dress. It looks like one of my best “sissy outfits” I wear for the older perverts that like little girls.

  26. yolatengo

    also, is that a 5 ‘oclock shadow she’s sporting?

  27. I’d say I laugh at just about anything related to her at this point.

  28. She is looking MORE and MORE like Wesley Snipes in that movie “Too Wong Foo”

  29. JumpinJ

    Did she burn her lips giving head to an exhaust pipe? She so looney she could have. Look at size of those things!

  30. Abe Lincoln

    Wow, I might have been totally wrong after all…

  31. jrzmommy

    She belongs on the cover of N magazine.

  32. shez cute and mean
    but I like mean chickz
    they r funny…

    yo Brittney(mommydearezt)
    see how nice her hair lookz
    u need to call thiz bitch,quick.

  33. Camran

    To #32

    You MF Racist Pig. You should be lynched and burned alive!!!!!

  34. WowJustWow

    Another convict.


  35. Texas Tranny

    @34, leave Mommy alone.

  36. pohzimi

    her lips oh god ewwww. someone tell me why sausage lips are desirable.

  37. jrzmommy

    Wow, back for one day and the trollin starts. Well, guess some things just never change.

  38. jrzmommy

    34–and someone should roll you in flour and look for the wet spots, you fat fuck.

  39. YouRang

    She looks like Terrel Owens in a wig and a dress.

  40. Italian Stallion

    I’ve used this line on someone else but it definately applies to this bitch too………

    I wish you could watch “Roots” backwards so we could see this bitch go back to Africa…….

  41. YourMom

    Dear god, she has ashy Wesley Snipes lips.

  42. Italian Stallion

    I bet she can break dance and spin on those lips……..

  43. jrzmommy

    But since I’m being called a racist, might as well go for it…
    Tell me three things you can’t give Naomi Campbell? A fat lip, a black eye and some manners.

  44. Wait, Naomi Campbell is black?

  45. Camran

    Clearly I was way off.

  46. jrzmommy

    Clearly. Asshat.

  47. Italian Stallion

    @46 – give it a rest, jrz isn’t racist. Most people who know her say she’s enlightened (by New Jersey standards).

  48. jrzmommy

    Thank you, Stallion.
    Speaking of racists, anyone seen DanYELL lately?

  49. BlohansDeviatedSeptum

    Hey Naomi, Grace Jones called, she wants her look back..

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