Naomi Campbell is not artificial
Naomi Campbell denies ever undergoing cosmetic surgery, insisting sobriety, exercise and her Ethiopian heritage are responsible for her good looks. I’m assuming she also denies being a man, though to my knowledge no one has ever asked the question, for fear of getting a fork in the nuts.
Naomi says, “I just take care of my body. I don’t drink alcohol and I work out for two hours a day. I don’t see myself as gorgeous and I’m fed up with people saying I’ve had plastic surgery and lipo. I don’t need it because black don’t crack. My grandmother has fantastic genes and only has about one wrinkle.”
I really like the expression “black don’t crack”. It’s a small deviation from her usual quote: “I’m black and I do crack” or “crack is wack, let’s go back to the shack and do some smack.” The fact is she can say whatever the hell she wants, because she’s rich and terrifying, kinda like a werewolf winning the lottery. Just stay the hell away.
Campbell Denies Surgery [Contact Music]