Naomi Campbell is arrested again

July 21st, 2006 // 67 Comments

Naomi Campbell was arrested after allegedly causing a disturbance outside a former boyfriend’s home. The Sun reports she arrived looking to get some of her old stuff back and was detained for breach of peace after “reports of a woman causing a disturbance.” She was released a few hours later with no further action taken by the police.

If you have a run in with Naomi Campbell and all that happens is a little yelling consider yourself lucky. Most times if she wants to disturb the peace she breaks through a brick wall and starts drop kicking people. Heck, that’s not even when she wants to disturb the peace. That’s just Naomi Campbell kicking back on a Thursday afternoon.

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Comments (67)

  1. Mary45 | July 21, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    She makes me tired. It looks like her wig isn’t on right. Pretty.

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  2. SoftBlueGlow | July 21, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    She’s not violent at all is she?

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

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  3. BrianMolko | July 21, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    *yawn*

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  4. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | July 21, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    I HATE THIS CUNT!!!

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  5. tarjamarja | July 21, 2006 at 2:31 pm

    Apparently, Naomi thinks 4 am is a good time to go pick up the stuff she left at her ex-boyfriend’s apartment. Maybe she’s too busy abusing the help during the day?

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  6. joker13 | July 21, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    BORING!

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  7. Sarah-Jean | July 21, 2006 at 2:34 pm

    What else is new??

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  8. Sarah-Jean | July 21, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    What else is new??

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  9. Zanna | July 21, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    Maybe she’s mad because Ethiopia invaded Somalia?

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  10. clown | July 21, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    She should go to Israel and work for the Army there, she would be a great war strategist.

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  11. Jacq | July 21, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    Her ex was probably in his room, doing his new girlfriend, not a care in the world and Naomi busted through the wall like the Kool-Aid man.

    Anyone here seen the SNL skit where Maya Rudolf (sp?) was Donatella Versace and Halle Berry was Naomi and she trashed the room and ran through the wall on Halloween? ‘Bout like that.

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  12. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 21, 2006 at 2:49 pm

    This just goes to show – you can’t always get by on your good looks. Unless you’re me, in which you can coast your way through life without a care inevitably.
    Or unless you’re Naomi Campbell, the violent and drunk “pioneer” of the fashion world who introduced us to the beauty of anorexic, masculine gorillas when all we had was Cindy Crawford and Heidi Klum. If that’s the case, you’ll probably get arrested a lot and end up dying in a car crash. Sorry, Naomi, you lose at life! Loser!!!

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  13. ValeWolf | July 21, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    Again… why can she get away with everything?!! Seriously she needs to be sent to Guantanamo for the weekend. Stupid bitch.

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  14. Jacq | July 21, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    Naomi Campbell – Kicking Ass 24/7

    I would like to see her go up against Joe Rogan in a celebrity Ultimate Fighting Deathmatch.

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  15. C.B. | July 21, 2006 at 3:04 pm

    again…i’m tired of naomi cambell stupidity ….isn’t there anything else?

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  16. C.B. | July 21, 2006 at 3:04 pm

    again…i’m tired of naomi cambell stupidity ….isn’t there anything else?

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  17. justme | July 21, 2006 at 3:05 pm

    I wish someone would beat her to near death and rip that wig off of her nappy head..

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  18. nc72 | July 21, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    Who’d think that the innocent girl that started off would turn into the Naomi Campbell now… 1:47 into the video

    http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-stars-before-they-were-stars/v/2736/

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  19. beermeetsbeer | July 21, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    What?! Yahoo News scoops the Superficial? What up?!

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  20. C.B. | July 21, 2006 at 3:07 pm

    again???…i’m tired of naomi campbell…she’s borring … doesn’t do anything … some people just don’t know how to put the flash light on them…

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  21. lohans8ball | July 21, 2006 at 3:09 pm

    I never thought she was attractive at all. She just needs a sound ass kicking and I’m not the one to do it.

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  22. LL | July 21, 2006 at 3:19 pm

    How many times do you have to get arrested for something before they finally label you an antisocial thug and put your ass in jail for a lengthy period? I know supermodels get a lot of leniency on crap like this, but this is ridiculous. We really need a helpful chart, like this:

    NUMBER OF TIMES A PERSON CAN GO APESHIT ON SOMEONE AND STILL NOT GO TO JAIL

    Millionaires and billionaires – no limit
    Supermodels – 10
    Female movie stars – 6
    Male movie stars – 5
    Rock stars – 5
    Talk show hosts – 3
    Midgets – 3
    Hot non-famous people – 2
    Everyone else – 1, if the other person was really asking for it

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  23. jrzmommy | July 21, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    What the fuck, Naomi, you’re a fucking supermodel, remember? You can afford new CDs and a new toothbrush!

    She needs to make a baby with Mike Tyson.

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  24. pinky_nip | July 21, 2006 at 3:24 pm

    I’ve always had a major fear of praying mantis(es).

    And fix your fucking wig, you ugly cunt.

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  25. blueballs | July 21, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    She suffers from ABWS: Angry Black Woman Syndrome unless it’s all the crack she’s smokin .

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  26. hopeless_screenwriter | July 21, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    I’m kinda indifferent about this Naomi Campbell being a hard-ass thing. It kinda turns me on. I really wouldn’t mind her doing a little kick-his-ass-seabass number on me. A little physical abuse can be healthy– stimulates the phermones and norepinephrine, it’s like free morphine. Neurochemicals without the high price tag. Why does everyone have to be such pussies about it.

    Kind of goes with my fantasy of being raped, by a female this time around. Is it really possible for a guy to be raped by a woman? really.

    “What are you doing with my penis, no don’t do that, I don’t want it in your warm juicy hole……..stop it………. don’t do that…….oh my… that is ….holy shit….fuck yeah……holy fuck yeah….
    yes pull my hair….. like that…yes… spank me…. ah….ah…ah…….OHhhhh….
    fuck yes…..ohhhhhh… fuck….yes…..
    ah….ah….ah… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

    Rape me please,

    Hopeless

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  27. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 21, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    19 – haha. Next SF stories as follows:

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  28. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 21, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    Hopeless,

    I’ll rape you, you dirty slippery little slut. You’ll be crying in the shower for days…

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  29. pinky_nip | July 21, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    Osh~

    I say we do a double-team on this Hopeless guy. I’m feeling rather “controlling” today… and would enjoy being the creator of some pink ass cheeks.

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  30. Uhn Tiss Baby | July 21, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    I’d like to beat the crap out of that little ho… teach her a lesson, yeah…

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  31. SpecialAgentWind | July 21, 2006 at 3:42 pm

    Hopeless,
    I agree with you with her being a pistol. Even if she was in a duct tape straight jacket, and some oil on a tarp. That would be some fun times.

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  32. hopeless_screenwriter | July 21, 2006 at 3:44 pm

    @28 OSH

    Will you pull down my pants and whip the shit out of me with an olive branch first.

    Rattlesnake blood is much more potent after it is smacked around a bit.

    Your Victim,

    Hopeless

    P.s. How am I slippery? Never been called slippery before. Hmmmm. That really excites me. I don’t know why but it excites me, wait… I know why, because you said it–and everyone on the Fish knows you are the hottest piece of ass in existence…… so beat the hell out of me, rape me, and throw me back in the gutter where I belong! Oh yeah!

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  33. hopeless_screenwriter | July 21, 2006 at 3:47 pm

    And ‘pinky’ can play too.

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  34. RichPort | July 21, 2006 at 3:51 pm

    She must be a freaking wildcat in bed. Why else would anyone be stupid enough to see her twice? That said, I’d hit it. I’d hit, feed her some nice pills, slap her up to get her angry again (because angry girls give the best head), then hit it again. But under no circumstances may she leave my place without being under the influence of roofies. A, she might wake up my wife, and B, she can never know where I live. Ever.

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  35. Italian Stallion | July 21, 2006 at 4:00 pm

    LoL @9…….Be careful thats a touchy subject………..

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  36. hopeless_screenwriter | July 21, 2006 at 4:08 pm

    @34 Rich….ummmm… If she’s on roofies she might be difficult to get riled up, not that I know this from experience (coughs).

    You are also right about the angry girls giving ‘the best head’ comment, not that I know this from experience (coughs).

    Now if you’ll excuse me I have to finish this 3-way with Osh and Pinky. Talk about some fiery vixens. Back for round 7; I am a bloody mess, and I Fucking Love it.

    Your new palioski,

    Hopeless

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  37. fearsarewishes | July 21, 2006 at 4:18 pm

    The DSM-IV lists the symptoms of Borderline Personality Disorder and follows them with a picture of this crazy bitch. Glenn Close’s wack-job character in “Fatal Attraction” is another example. This piece of ass requires a “more structured environment” right now or she will murder someone soon.

    Just sayin’.

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  38. Justin Igger | July 21, 2006 at 4:28 pm

    And I thought I was Justin Igger.

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  39. bunnyhugger | July 21, 2006 at 5:01 pm

    ahh, hopeless.
    how soon we forget.

    oshy and pinky, just remember he was my bitch first!!

    ROTFLOL!!

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  40. BoognishRising | July 21, 2006 at 5:53 pm

    @38
    Change your last name to Asshole and that sentence will be just exactly perfect.

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  41. HolisticWisdomcom | July 21, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    This woman has some serious emotional issues to be in the news with such violent behavior. She needs to read the article Guaranteed Ways To Destroy A Relationship-

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/relationship-donts.htm

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  42. CruisingForCock | July 21, 2006 at 6:27 pm

    @40
    You’re just like George Bush. He doesn’t like black people either. Racist.

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  43. BoognishRising | July 21, 2006 at 7:19 pm

    @42
    You must be referring to post #38, yes?

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  44. ChickenScratch | July 21, 2006 at 7:22 pm

    I don’t even care, but I had to get my name on this one.

    Naomi Campbell is so yesterday….she needs to OD on something.

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  45. Joe Bivvens | July 21, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    I once slept with Justin Igger, and I must say that my ass has never been the same.

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  46. Justin Igger | July 21, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    @45 Must have been my fag cousin Sukkin Igger.

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  47. CruisingForCock | July 21, 2006 at 9:43 pm

    @43 I’ve got my digits in order. I was referring to post 40.

    @46 Is that Igger half Chinese?

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  48. BoognishRising | July 21, 2006 at 10:01 pm

    @47
    You are clearly confused. What did I post that was racist? Please explain what derogatory statement I made. Quote me if you like.

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  49. CruisingForCock | July 21, 2006 at 10:14 pm

    48

    You basically called my favorite negro, Justin Igger, an asshole in your post #40.

    I think you may take this site too seriously.

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  50. BoognishRising | July 21, 2006 at 10:41 pm

    If that’s true, how was I to know? It sounded racist to me. I’m fairly new here although I’ve been lurking for a while. Take it for what’s that worth.

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