Naomi Campbell tells Britain’s Sky News that she thinks everybody is out to get her, and emphasizes the point by calling herself a ‘target’ three times in two sentences. She says:
“I just feel like I am a target. People have told me for months and years, ‘You’re a target’ but it’s only just kind of sunk in that I am a target.
It’s been really like a tough year in terms of like the accusations and stuff like that. It’s been very hurtful and blown out of proportion. But I can’t stop getting on with my life… I can’t pay too much attention to this negative stuff. I don’t like to live in the negative. I like to stay in the present moment and stay positive. I have to be very careful who I’m around, what I say, who’s around me. I cannot be with someone on my own any more because I don’t know the agendas that people have. I’ve had to learn from my mistakes but I don’t harbor grudges.”
This is the kind of bitch who hits you with her Bentley and then asks God why she’s been cursed with such terrible luck. You’d think the 178 people she beat up would be the victims, but no, not in supermodel world. In supermodel world you can punch through a crippled boy’s face and turns out it’s just because everybody is jealous of how pretty you are.
jayman33 | December 13, 2006 at 8:25 am
First! Sweet…
mudspot440 | December 13, 2006 at 8:25 am
Bam, FIRST!
hellcat1983 | December 13, 2006 at 8:26 am
Third!
VeryLiberating.com | December 13, 2006 at 8:26 am
Naomi Campbell has a very strange, deluded perspective.
http://www.veryliberating.com
mudspot440 | December 13, 2006 at 8:28 am
always the bridesmaid, never the bride…. as they say….
Naomi isn’t a target… she’s a whacko!
Nzingha | December 13, 2006 at 8:28 am
Boo hoo
serial snarkalec | December 13, 2006 at 8:29 am
It’s because she’s black. See, her ancestors came from slaves and her daddy ran off and her mother is a crack whore and nobody will hire her except white designers who pay her mega-bucks to do nothing but walk. Have some sympathy!
hellcat1983 | December 13, 2006 at 8:29 am
This girl really is an idiot and I don’t even think she’s all that…never have! Just think she looks like a giraffe left out in the sun too long minus the spots of course! I dunno…I mean she’s the target…if that’s the case then why doesn’t she throw things at herself next time a member of her staff annoys her?
www.rumorficial.com | December 13, 2006 at 8:30 am
Boo hoo she is laying
http://www.rumorficial.com
justme | December 13, 2006 at 8:32 am
Liberals taught me that negroes shouldn’t be held responsible for their behavior because they don’t know any better. They’re like the slow kid in lass that needs special attention.
crabbie | December 13, 2006 at 8:35 am
Naomi Campbell is a victim of her own Naomi Campbellness.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
BigJim | December 13, 2006 at 8:37 am
Please, don’t turn this into some kind of racial thing. There are violent fuck ups of all races. This violent fuck up just happens to be black.
People who use the “n word” to describe a person in a negative context show an amazing lack of maturity and imagination.
If they had just a little bit of creativity, they would at least call them “porch monkey.”
86 | December 13, 2006 at 8:38 am
LOL
86 | December 13, 2006 at 8:40 am
No one gives a shit about her so of course she has to start some shit of her own. Here’s a tip, Naomi: eat a cheeseburger and chill the fuck out. The world would be a better place if all the models & celebrities would just eat a cheeseburger.
HollywoodSnark | December 13, 2006 at 8:42 am
please, we need to start sending celebs like this and nicole richie (driving under the influence the wrong way on the freeway) to jail – that will hopefully make them think twice and realize they live in a society!
http://hollywoodsnark.com
Adult Underoos | December 13, 2006 at 8:44 am
“I like to stay in the present moment and stay positive… but sometimes my mask slips and I flip out and throw phones at stupid bitches”
the truth. http://funderpants.com
CaliSurfGirl | December 13, 2006 at 8:44 am
why do celebrities get away with everything? even if they do get in trouble, it isn’t like a real person getting in trouble.
ponk | December 13, 2006 at 8:48 am
She definitely drew the short straw when God was giving out personality.
al sharpton | December 13, 2006 at 8:48 am
i blame lincoln
RichPort | December 13, 2006 at 8:49 am
It must suck when your fists are the target of some immigrant maid’s face.
Harmony | December 13, 2006 at 8:51 am
-tip for Ms. Campbell:
Thesaurus
jrzmommy | December 13, 2006 at 8:55 am
I respect a girl who’s good with her fists.
wedgeone | December 13, 2006 at 8:58 am
This coming from the bimbo who just yesterday
“was acclaimed for nonsense after winning the Plain English Campaign’s annual “Foot in Mouth” prize.
The London-born catwalk star scooped this year’s award for her patriotic observation on British cuisine: “I love England, especially the food. There’s nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta.”
It’s the God’s honest truth:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061211/wl_uk_afp/britainlanguageawards_061211155612
She loves the food so much that she won’t eat more than one or two bites. Bitch – STFU!
Open mouth – release nothing but hot air. Keep mouth closed – hot air builds up pressure – head explodes – society thanks her for the favor.
female canuck | December 13, 2006 at 9:01 am
“I have to be very careful who I’m around…” because they keep walking into my fists and laying me out on my back so that they can then place their OWN backs against the bottoms of my feet! (CAN YOU BELIEVE THEM?) AND, they also keep placing large chunks of their hair in my hand right before running at walls really quickly. I love pudding! I’m British! I made liner without rouge popular!
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
And from me: I still can’t believe that idiot from U2 dated her. The one whose name everyone forgets.
xox
canuck
justme | December 13, 2006 at 9:02 am
Negroes are prone to violence. It has nothing to do with how much or little money they have.
Pointandlaugh | December 13, 2006 at 9:08 am
#9 — where is she laying?
I want to live in supermodel world.
PapaHotNuts | December 13, 2006 at 9:12 am
And Hitler was just a pizza cook, but Jews kept falling into his oven.
DrunkBlogger | December 13, 2006 at 9:12 am
I know I’m out to get her. She better watch her fucking back.
http://www.youtuberoast.com
RoseColoredGlasses | December 13, 2006 at 9:12 am
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!
CourtneyJade | December 13, 2006 at 9:20 am
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha! holy shit! i read this site every single day, but i rarely comment because i could never be as awesomely funny as you are. whoever you is. i really dont know. but the point here is, YOU ARE GOD.
21st century digital boy | December 13, 2006 at 9:36 am
Just because you’re paranoid, don’t mean they’re not after you.
RichPort | December 13, 2006 at 9:39 am
I’d like to wet her lips and suction cup her to my johnson.
BarbadoSlim | December 13, 2006 at 9:53 am
I’m confused, at what exact moment did target become a synonym for asshole?
Italian Stallion | December 13, 2006 at 9:59 am
The people shot by John Malvo were fucking targets. If she’s such a target, how come you can’t shoot her in the dark unless she smiles?
BarbadoSlim | December 13, 2006 at 10:01 am
@25, you need to get some new material bubba.
you are the racist equivalent of Two and a Half Men, you hack.
CelebSlam.com | December 13, 2006 at 10:03 am
This chick needs to put in jail already
http://www.celebslam.com
ch474 | December 13, 2006 at 10:08 am
She is not all that. She ain’t pretty, she just looks that way. Someone needs to remind her what it’s like to be po’ again. Out of thousands of beautiful black women, why is this skank famous?
Shelley Bonnechance | December 13, 2006 at 10:09 am
Huh. If she really believed she was a target, she’d be all bruised up from smashing her own cell phone into her great big enormous head a coupla dozen times.
RichPort | December 13, 2006 at 10:19 am
#25 – Nice to see you’re back from Iran after a few days of denying the Holocaust with your fellow crazies. Is “President” Aminejafucku as short as they say? How was the flight back?
jrzmommy | December 13, 2006 at 10:19 am
I got a few hard-pipe hittin’, post-Communist,Africanized Russian squirrels that will take care of this pig!
here | December 13, 2006 at 10:27 am
Who would have imagined that a large bank account can lead to a false sense of entitlement?
BiGiTiGi | December 13, 2006 at 10:32 am
http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/naomi-campbell-claims-shes-target.html
She’s a victim here :)
Jenster | December 13, 2006 at 10:34 am
“blaming lincoln” #19
thats genius.
I actually wish i had a scoosh (is that how you spell it?) of her “delusions of grandour”
then I could punch babies because they were
breathing all my air.
I bet you brit’s c-section scar she kicks
puppies for fun.
BarbadoSlim | December 13, 2006 at 10:49 am
Doing a little asymmetrical marketing there #44?
very subtle…
BarbadoSlim | December 13, 2006 at 10:59 am
Oh great Superfish dood removes the promotional post and I look like a tool ’cause it reads as if I’m referencing myself.
No good deed goes unpunished *sigh*
Lorena Bobbitt | December 13, 2006 at 11:48 am
#32 be careful what you wish for – she definitely seems like a biter…
HolisticWisdomcom | December 13, 2006 at 11:57 am
Oh, so she is they I am just a victim, bully type. How lovely.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
menda67 | December 13, 2006 at 12:06 pm
She has to be sacrificed as any violent animal…This chick is of a inferior race, she descends directly from the monkey. That’s why she bites and beats humans, because of her natural instincts.
shanonorato | December 13, 2006 at 12:13 pm
#27 – Bravo. I think I’m in love…
Kristin | December 13, 2006 at 1:38 pm
She’s so fucked up it’s not even funny.